Honestly, the criticism for this idea seems a little bit over the top. Obviously, the idea is just for fun, not to somehow make ZFGC a similar, friendlier place. Just some fun for members. As to biggest jackass/smartass, just a lighthearted suggestion. And Best member overall would be a bit unrealistic, however best mod would judge a moderator's abilities in conjucntion with their friendliness to members while, well, moderating.
Like I said, though, it could be done by anybody without breaking rules. Just thought i'd formally suggest it and see who likes the idea. if I were to post a topic for it, many members who oppose the idea now would've voted anyway.