Sorry, I'm impatient when it comes to awards...I like to see what the community thinks of me. Anyway, if we want, here's the catagories from ZP:
Best overall member
Best staff member
Best writer
Best artist
Best roleplayer
Smartest member
Most entertaining/amusing member
Most random member
Biggest idiot (in the negative sense of the word)
Best newbie
Biggest n00b
Best comeback
Most confusing member
Most confused member
Post- and topic-related categories
Best topic-maker
Most influential poster
Best legal person
Most politically charged (you know, as in, the words have a political charge) member
Says too much, means too little
Means too much, says too little
Other categories
Biggest prude
Most likely to live their life on the high seas
Grumpiest member
Best stalker
Classiest member