I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was just trying to extend my life!

Beavercanoe	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #20 on: September 03, 2007, 05:30:21 pm »
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Source Internet Tough Guy.	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #21 on: September 03, 2007, 05:31:24 pm »
Things to see and people to do. Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 2289	Quote from: Kaede on September 03, 2007, 05:29:12 pm Quote from: mit on September 03, 2007, 05:18:59 pm It's common knowledge masturbation reduces the chance of prostate cancer, but the doctors recommend only "3 to 4 times a week". I've heard that it's bad to masturbate too much (more than once every 2 days I think) as it lowers sperm count. I cant remember the details. Er ... not that I know all about guys and masturbation >_< It doesn't lower sperm count...but fapping too much can lead to E.D. Logged
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Quote from: mit on September 03, 2007, 05:18:59 pm
It's common knowledge masturbation reduces the chance of prostate cancer, but the doctors recommend only "3 to 4 times a week".

I've heard that it's bad to masturbate too much (more than once every 2 days I think) as it lowers sperm count. I cant remember the details.

Er ... not that I know all about guys and masturbation >_<

It doesn't lower sperm count...but fapping too much can lead to E.D.

What's E.D.? 0_0

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bertfallen	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #23 on: September 03, 2007, 05:37:05 pm »
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Source Internet Tough Guy.	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #24 on: September 03, 2007, 05:37:24 pm »
Things to see and people to do. Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 2289	Erectile Dysfunction. Basically, no more hard ons. Logged
	The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone thought to themselves "You know, I really want to set those people over there on fire." - George Carlin (!@#$%) Hear the haunting words (They'll find you alone) lost children with no heart are crying (Turning their hearts into stone) and you're the lost mother they're calling Go now, run and hide (seek more than vengeance) I hear them crying at night (your pain is their satisfaction) outside when the planets are falling (for the rest of time) They want to feel and know you hear them (Go now, run and hide)

Easy_D	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #25 on: September 03, 2007, 05:41:33 pm »
I put this here for the sake of that one thread Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Posts: 964	Quote from: theSwith on September 03, 2007, 05:37:24 pm Erectile Dysfunction. Basically, no more hard ons. That'll never ever happen to me. * is horniest man on earth* Logged
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TheDarkJay	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #26 on: September 03, 2007, 05:42:28 pm »
(y)(;>.<;)(y) Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 3293	Hehehe, you have to compete with me. Let's just say I have a very high sex drive, and little chance to use it Still got my V-Card (I'm only fifteen dammit!) Logged

Kaede	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #27 on: September 03, 2007, 05:43:07 pm »
Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 1113	Quote from: Easy_D on September 03, 2007, 05:41:33 pm Quote from: theSwith on September 03, 2007, 05:37:24 pm Erectile Dysfunction. Basically, no more hard ons. That'll never ever happen to me. Wont happen to me either Logged

Source Internet Tough Guy.	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #28 on: September 03, 2007, 06:12:53 pm »
Things to see and people to do. Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 2289	Quote from: TheDarkJay on September 03, 2007, 05:42:28 pm Hehehe, you have to compete with me. Let's just say I have a very high sex drive, and little chance to use it Still got my V-Card (I'm only fifteen dammit!) I lost mine earlier this year. Logged
	The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone thought to themselves "You know, I really want to set those people over there on fire." - George Carlin (!@#$%) Hear the haunting words (They'll find you alone) lost children with no heart are crying (Turning their hearts into stone) and you're the lost mother they're calling Go now, run and hide (seek more than vengeance) I hear them crying at night (your pain is their satisfaction) outside when the planets are falling (for the rest of time) They want to feel and know you hear them (Go now, run and hide)

cb43569	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #29 on: September 03, 2007, 06:13:21 pm »
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bertfallen	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #30 on: September 03, 2007, 06:14:33 pm »
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Kaede	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #31 on: September 03, 2007, 06:22:39 pm »
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Source Internet Tough Guy.	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #32 on: September 03, 2007, 06:28:20 pm »
Things to see and people to do. Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 2289	Quote from: bertfallen on September 03, 2007, 06:14:33 pm Quote from: theSwith on September 03, 2007, 05:37:24 pm Erectile Dysfunction. Basically, no more hard ons. COME ON PERCY UP GOD DAMN YOU. I'd like to retain my ability to hold an erection. Logged
	The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone thought to themselves "You know, I really want to set those people over there on fire." - George Carlin (!@#$%) Hear the haunting words (They'll find you alone) lost children with no heart are crying (Turning their hearts into stone) and you're the lost mother they're calling Go now, run and hide (seek more than vengeance) I hear them crying at night (your pain is their satisfaction) outside when the planets are falling (for the rest of time) They want to feel and know you hear them (Go now, run and hide)

bertfallen	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #33 on: September 03, 2007, 06:32:48 pm »
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Kaede	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #34 on: September 03, 2007, 06:34:12 pm »
Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 1113	Quote from: bertfallen on September 03, 2007, 06:32:48 pm Quote from: Kaede on September 03, 2007, 06:22:39 pm Percy? 0_0 Oh yeah thats right, I renamed it. It's meant to be called General Franki, after me Logged

mit	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #35 on: September 03, 2007, 07:15:08 pm »
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uma	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #36 on: September 03, 2007, 10:11:50 pm »
Ghosts can have Aliens too you know. Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 1749	I didn't know fapping was good for your health... Maybe thats why I'm so healthy lawl Logged
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Source Internet Tough Guy.	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #37 on: September 03, 2007, 10:22:14 pm »
Things to see and people to do. Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 2289	Quote from: mit on September 03, 2007, 07:15:08 pm My friend used to wank in school all the time, he used it to get out of lessons >_> And believe you me, it worked. I fapped off in class once. I stopped before...well...you know. <.< I was then suspended. Logged
	The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone thought to themselves "You know, I really want to set those people over there on fire." - George Carlin (!@#$%) Hear the haunting words (They'll find you alone) lost children with no heart are crying (Turning their hearts into stone) and you're the lost mother they're calling Go now, run and hide (seek more than vengeance) I hear them crying at night (your pain is their satisfaction) outside when the planets are falling (for the rest of time) They want to feel and know you hear them (Go now, run and hide)

uma	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #38 on: September 03, 2007, 11:26:07 pm »
Ghosts can have Aliens too you know. Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 1749	Wtf? How did you fap off in class!? :S Er- nevermind. I don't really want to know. Logged
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Kylink	Re: I'm sorry for looking at your breast, I was ... « Reply #39 on: September 03, 2007, 11:31:31 pm »
Don't Worry Sir, I'm From The Internet. Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 2339	Heh... Someone should put that article on a t-shirt. « Last Edit: September 03, 2007, 11:34:41 pm by kylink » Logged
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