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Title: <DEFEATED> Goroneater [[GRAPHICS UPDATED!]]
Post by: NeoGeo-x on July 02, 2007, 07:45:49 am: Goroneater

NEW PICTURE!:
(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/goroneatertanuki.png)

Goroneater is a gigantic monstrosity that has little respect for any living creature, save for himself. The only things he feels sympathy for are rocks. You read that right, plain rocks. Why he does , nobody seems to know, but Goroneater undeniably loves rocks. In that light, it should be easy to understand why he hates Gorons; those damn bastards eat rocks. And so, Goroneater has made tracking down Gorons and eating them his first life priority. Every day and night he walks the country in search of Gorons to chew on. He prefers Goronbabies because those are smaller and taste fresher. And in a cruel twist of fate, he decided to keep the skulls of all Goronbabies he has eaten in a basket on his back that he carries along all the time.
Goroneater was first thought to be a noob (a so called 12 year old person with internet access), but later on it was generally understood he was just a hoax created by the demigod NeoGeo-x. At that time, nobody knew what he looked like exactly.A vague drawing (http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/firstpic.gif ) was all that existed of him. The fact that Goroneater was in fact an actual living being was only recently confirmed; in the aftermath of the disaster in New Orleans. Goroneater could be seen floating around town in a box, with his basket right next to him.

(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/neworleansbox.jpg)

Goroneater occasionally visits Zelda Fan Game Central secretly, for the single purpose of watching people fight eachother over the issue of gay marriage. Goroneater is an advocate of bisexual marriage, but gay marriage is just not his cup of tea.

(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/gaymarriage.jpg)

Speaking of Zelda Fan Game Central, Goroneater was actually a member of that community in mid 2005. It didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t go too well.. everybody started making fun of him because in contrary to the rest of the members, Goroneater wasnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t taught by his mom how he could find photographic shops.

(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/photoshop.jpg)

Despite popular belief that Goroneater likes Charmanders, he actually likes mudkips. He has been a keen admirer of them ever since he met one of them in Paris.

(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/mudkips.jpg)

Oh yeah, and he makes no secret of the fact that he hates Deathscythe007

(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/haetzdascu.jpg)

His old picture with transparent background:
(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/goroneater-trans.gif)
July 18th update: Today I've teamed up with TanukiMario (who is now cosubmitter D: ) and drawn a completely new version of Goroneater. Personally, I think the cartoony style suits him a lot better.
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: Hoffy on July 02, 2007, 07:53:46 am: Oh my god, that character rocks! Explains some of his history too. Good work, Neo.
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: a Hint of Lime on July 02, 2007, 07:56:00 am: I literally fell out of my chair laughing XD
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: NeoGeo-x on July 02, 2007, 10:55:51 am: Thanks for the positive responses :) I'll get to work on some history of Goroneater. I've also drawn some support banners for him. Feel free to include them in your signature or post them on your website.

(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/geaterbanns/bannerbi.png)
(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/geaterbanns/bannerdascu.png)
(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/geaterbanns/bannereat.png)
(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/geaterbanns/bannerinurzfgc.png)
(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/geaterbanns/bannerlewinsky.png)
(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/geaterbanns/bannerprofit.png)
(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/geaterbanns/bannerrepdem.png)
(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/geaterbanns/bannersoviet.png)
(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/geaterbanns/bannertranny.png)
(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/geaterbanns/bannerwandisc.png)
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: uma on July 02, 2007, 04:45:10 pm: Wait we can have multiple pictures of our character!? Damn... I need to draw some more!
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: InvaderLupus on July 02, 2007, 05:33:20 pm: I was going to make a character for this competition, but after seeing this...I'm not sure I should even bother. Well played, my friend. Well played.
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: Easy_D on July 02, 2007, 05:46:12 pm: How can I NOT support someone who wants Dascu banned? :D
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: NeoGeo-x on July 02, 2007, 09:23:52 pm: Quote from: InvaderLupus on July 02, 2007, 05:33:20 pm
I was going to make a character for this competition, but after seeing this...I'm not sure I should even bother. Well played, my friend. Well played.
First of all, thanks for the major compliment.

But withdrawing form the competition completely? Aww come on, I'm sure soon an anti-goroneater movement will rise that will gain some influence :P Your chances haven't been wasted beforehand.
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: sjegtp on July 02, 2007, 11:35:50 pm: Excellent character, this rocks!

@your banners: those are great too :D

Quote from: NeoGeo-x on July 02, 2007, 07:45:49 am
(http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/photoshop.jpg)
Aww.... I miss old ZFGC :3
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: Halu on July 03, 2007, 12:57:22 am: Goroneater wins, the end.
Seriously, you'll win, then people will hate you for some odd reason or something.
GORONEATER FTW.
srsly dood.
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: Behemoth5 on July 03, 2007, 05:50:45 am: Goroneater is the ultimate character.

I plan on using this in my sig:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/behemoth5/neo.gif) VOTE FOR GORONEATER! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/behemoth5/neo.gif) (http://www.zfgc.com/index.php?topic=18365.0) or some variant (see my sig)
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: Hoffy on July 03, 2007, 05:54:02 am: Looks like the winner has already been found :P.

Hopefully this doesn't mean 10 members won't apply with a character.
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: Moldrill on July 05, 2007, 08:01:33 pm: Why didnt you just draw your own art Neo? *taking the battle where it belongs*
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: cb43569 on July 05, 2007, 08:18:37 pm: Quote from: Moldrill on July 05, 2007, 08:01:33 pm
Why didnt you just draw your own art Neo? *taking the battle where it belongs*

What? Why can't you just shut up and end the battle? Stop escalating your childish wars! This is a character competition, not a graphics competition. If it was, REV2K7 would lose without a single vote. But he probably will anyway, still D:
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: NeoGeo-x on July 05, 2007, 08:31:02 pm: Thanks cb43569, I was about to post something similar.

Moldrill, I'm willing to answer your questions, but do remember that this competition is purely for fun. I haven't done anything wrong by submitting Goroneater and I would like to ask for you to speak in a civil tone please. If you continue that behaviour I will simply ignore you from now on. This is not "Yo Momma", it is a character competition.

Answering your questions, I'm neither lazy nor awfully "bad at graphics". I suppose I could have done a decent job drawing Goroneater, but the poor thing wouldn't have the same "feeling" about him... he looks rather clumsy this way, and if you remember what the original goroneater was like then you'll realize this look suits him.

I didn't draw a green pacman because that is just plain stupid. Green pacman would lose in the first round, it's just not funny. I chose for a hamster because it appears to be cute and sweet. But when you read into Goroneater's story, you'll discover he's a freak and likes to murder innocent gorons for no particular reason. That creates a fallacy and is subject to hilarities.
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: Moldrill on July 05, 2007, 08:34:12 pm: Fine. You win this battle, but the war has not yet begun. We'll settle this where it TRULY belongs. In the competition.
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: NeoGeo-x on July 05, 2007, 08:36:09 pm: That's the spirit :)

May the best win.
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: ArcticZero on July 06, 2007, 11:56:01 am: LOL YOU SAID PHALLUS

sry, but you are gonna win
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: Dascu on July 06, 2007, 03:09:00 pm: I should just make another "I'm leaving :(" topic to boycot this character.

:(
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: jdbye on July 07, 2007, 08:23:31 pm: This character is gonna win. :D
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: Briannabo on July 10, 2007, 06:49:53 pm: XD This is a cool character.
Title: Re: Goroneater returns to ZFGC
Post by: zfan10927 on July 11, 2007, 09:48:39 pm: Awesome, neo. You get my votes.
Title: Re: Goroneater [[GRAPHICS UPDATED!]]
Post by: NeoGeo-x on July 18, 2007, 07:45:07 pm: NEW GRAPHX BIATCH CHECK THEM OUT (http://www.zfgc.com/Smileys/takam/cool.gif)
Title: Re: Goroneater [[GRAPHICS UPDATED!]]
Post by: Moldrill on July 18, 2007, 08:23:22 pm: Not bad! Pity you still didnt make them. Good job Tanuke!
Title: Re: Goroneater [[GRAPHICS UPDATED!]]
Post by: TanukiMario on July 19, 2007, 06:25:17 am: Quote
(who is now cosubmitter D: )
Quick question... what's a cosubmitter?
Title: Re: Goroneater [[GRAPHICS UPDATED!]]
Post by: Krynn on July 23, 2007, 10:14:39 pm: Yay. Vote for Goroneater. Im so excited about you winning (which i know you will) ^_-