Aliento says:
So I'm watching Freddy got Fingered
Hmmm, skateboard scene
fun
OH my god
horse !@#$%
he's jacking off that horse!
;_;
what the hell
he's holding a sausage up to his crotch and shouting "DING DONG DING DONG"
what the hellllll
this guy is so whacky
Why's he dressed like an English Bobby
holy !@#$% bestiality
oh my god he's gutting this deer
he made a pupet out of it's hallowed corpse.....
oh yeah horse sex
Oh my god dude
he's delivering a baby
why are these mexican woman chanting?
oh god
he bit the umbilical sord in half
now he's swinging the baby around by the cord!
blood is flying everywhere!
Guy says:
what's an "English bobby"?
And why is my penis so tiny? It's like the size of a marble.
Aliento says:
cop?
Guy says:
ohhhhhh
you mean the fuzz
Aliento says:
woah this wheelchair lady is horny
he's wacking her shins with a bamboo stick
wow, she gave this nut a blow job
he's in a shower wearing scuba gear
oh god
Guy says:
wtf r u wotchin
Aliento says:
Freddy got Fingered
wow.....he's shooting booze at his dad's penis
what the hell, man, what the hell
sausage piano?
Guy says:
"Bad movie, especially the scene where Green was whirling the newborn infant around his head by its umbilical cord."
Aliento says:
it's awesome
Guy says:
wtf
the film made like $25000000 profit
Aliento says:
yay!
Guy says:
...
Aliento says:
sequel?
:3
Guy says:
loool?
Aliento says:
oh !@#$%
Zebras in America
"I dont care about Jewles Gord, I just wanna suck your !@#$%"
A copy of DS title Animal Crossing Wild World sent out to media yesterday by Nintendo came loaded with most of the game's secrets unlocked, it also included a nasty surprise.
When you come upon Baabara, the town's resident sheep, you're greeted with a racial epithet. The word is used repeatedly in your conversation with the sheep.
"I almost forgot about you, N—-a" "So got any juicy gossip for me, N—-a?" "Just thinking about it gets me all excited, N—-a."
The word, written with a tilda over the N and an accent over the A, apparently popped up in the game because the person who was playing it, most likely a Nintendo employee, customized the greeting of the critter to include the word. One of the draw's of the original DS title was that the text speech of the game's inhabitants can be customized.
The sheep was first discovered by MTV's Stephen Totilo, who reported on it over on Multiplayer. I was able to track the sheep down on the version sent me by Nintendo and verified that she's just as mouthy in my version.
It appears that Nintendo copied the save for the game to multiple copies of Wild Word and then sent it out to game writers. The copy came with a letter explaining that content had been unlocked so writers could check out how moving stuff from the DS Animal Crossing title to the recently released Wii version worked.
We've contacted Nintendo for comment and will update when they reply.
A Wal-Mart worker died after being trampled when hundreds of shoppers smashed through the doors of a Long Island store Friday morning, police and witnesses said.
The 34-year-old employee, a temporary maintenance worker, tried to hold back the unruly crowds just after the Valley Stream store opened at 5 a.m.
Witnesses said the surging throngs of shoppers knocked the man down. He fell and was stepped on. As he gasped for air, shoppers ran over and around him.
CAUGHT ON CAMERA: WAL-MART CROWD MOMENTS BEFORE DEADLY STAMPEDE
"He was bum-rushed by 200 people," said Jimmy Overby, 43, a co-worker. "They took the doors off the hinges. He was trampled and killed in front of me. They took me down too...I literally had to fight people off my back."
The unidentified victim was rushed to an area hospital, where he was pronounced dead at 6:03 a.m., police said.
The cause of death wasn't immediately available pending results of an autopsy.
A 28-year-old pregnant woman was knocked to the floor during the mad rush. She was hospitalized for observation, police said. Early witness accounts that the woman suffered a miscarriage were unfounded, police said.
Three other shoppers suffered minor injuries, cops said.
Wal-Mart spokesman Dave Tovar called the incident a "tragic situation."
"The safety and security of our customers and associates is our top priority," Tovar said.
"Our thoughts and prayers are with them and their families at this difficult time."
Before police shut down the store, eager shoppers streamed past emergency crews as they worked furiously to save the store clerk's life.
"They were working on him, but you could see he was dead, said Halcyon Alexander, 29. "People were still coming through."
Only a few stopped.
"They're savages," said shopper Kimberly Cribbs, 27. "It's sad. It's terrible."
Aliento says:
this movie isn't soooooo bad
15 minutes in
ewwww
cgi cat
seegey-eye
ok
weird special effects
ok basketball scene with catwoman powers
ok ass view
horrible sex appeal
ok she's gorging herself on tuna
OK I GET IT SHES A CAT NOW
KICK HIS ASS
oh what the hell
she cut her own hair!
Ok bad cat puns
Pyru says:
lol
my penis is tiny
Aliento says:
ok sweet fight scenes
this film has some really awful CGI
ok why is catwoman dancing in public?
ok she's whiping herself
ok, this movie takes handwriting psycho-analysis seriously
Pyru says:
lol.
Aliento says:
OH no! The farris wheel is breaking!
Save everyone catwoman!
wow, bondage fans must love this film
Pyru says:
yes.
Aliento says:
oh no rain, catwoman's worst enemy!
ok sex scene
Pyru says:
surely catwoman's worst enemy
is beastiality man
Aliento says:
ok this detective is really retarded
he's taking way too long to figure out his girlfriend=catwoman
this is really not a bad movie
Pyru says:
.... liar
Aliento says:
have you seen it?
Pyru says:
.... watch John Tucker Must Die next
horrible film
funny though
for its rubbishness
Aliento says:
oh god she's letting herself get arrested
moron
Pyru says:
sounds like the setup for a porno
Aliento says:
oh god she stole a car
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
No!
She's losing!
she got stabbed!
;_;
ok suddenly she's ok now....
and is jumping around again...
Pyru says:
you're not even watching Catwoman, are you?
it's just a cheap knock-off porno
Aliento says:
maybe
Pyru says:
why do you watch all this straight and lesbian porno, michael?
Aliento says:
only a couple!
I want a sequel to this movie!
Pyru says:
It's more than I watch*.
(*May not be true)
(not even vaguely)
