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Learn to Speak Canadian!
« on: October 05, 2007, 07:33:20 pm »
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Obviously Canadian is not a language. It is a dialect of English. However, they should have their own language. Hell, I think I will make one for them! And that is what I am doing. I am creating a language for Canada using the English Alphabet and as of now, English Grammar, though this might change. I started yesterday. I don't want any help on this project even if you offer and have wonderful ideas. But feel free to learn the language and impress your friends!... Or creep them out.

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Canadian Dictionary

Eh - What (at the end or beginning of a sentence)
Ah - What (in a sentence)
Canuck - Canadian
Aboot - About
Theh - That, Then, The, or They
Yeh - Yes
Ned - No, or Don't
Helout - Hello
Zedeh - Goodbye
Yeleh - Thank You
Wehsoo - Your Welcome
Zed - Zero
Weh - One
Deh - Two
Treh - Three
Cueh - Four
Fueh - Five
Seh - Six
Sehseh - Seven
Octeh - Eight
Nunieh - Nine
Deceh - Ten
Ceceh - One Hundred
Aye - And
Oyeh - I, or Me
Comprehsteh - Understand

That's all I gots so far.
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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2007, 07:59:55 pm »
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I'm Canadian and I've never heard anything close to the majority of words on that list :P

and we don't say aboot, we say about and not abowt like Americans :)
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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2007, 08:07:34 pm »
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Quote from: Lindgren on October 05, 2007, 07:59:55 pm
I'm Canadian and I've never heard anything close to the majority of words on that list :P

and we don't say aboot, we say about and not abowt like Americans :)

>__> I thought it was pretty obvious that I made up these words. As for aboot. I was just going by the sterotype. If you don't say aboot and you don't say abowt what the hell do you say? o_O

About = Abowt. How do you say it?
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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2007, 08:12:04 pm »
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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2007, 08:36:42 pm »
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ROFL... XD
That should be called Moldrillian, not Canadian XD

It must be a fun "language" to speak, though. :P

BTW, just out of curiosity, Moldrill, how many languages can you speak?
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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2007, 08:47:57 pm »
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Quote from: sjegtp on October 05, 2007, 08:36:42 pm
ROFL... XD
That should be called Moldrillian, not Canadian XD

It must be a fun "language" to speak, though. :P

BTW, just out of curiosity, Moldrill, how many languages can you speak?

One and a half! English, And a bit of Spanish. And pretty soon I will know Basic Canadian.

Naw it should be Canadian because it is using stereotypes as a base foundation. Eh? I love stereotypes.
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Kyubi

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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2007, 09:06:43 pm »
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Lol, I pretty much got the idea- since you based the numbers off Latin languages, or just messed up the English version.
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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2007, 09:13:02 pm »
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Quote from: Kyubi on October 05, 2007, 09:06:43 pm
Lol, I pretty much got the idea- since you based the numbers off Latin languages, or just messed up the English version.
Yeah, maybe it should be named "Frenglish" (French + English). Just like Spanglish (Spanish + English).
But yeah, the numbers are hilarious. XD
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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2007, 10:34:16 pm »
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Quote from: sjegtp on October 05, 2007, 09:13:02 pm
Quote from: Kyubi on October 05, 2007, 09:06:43 pm
Lol, I pretty much got the idea- since you based the numbers off Latin languages, or just messed up the English version.
Yeah, maybe it should be named "Frenglish" (French + English). Just like Spanglish (Spanish + English).
But yeah, the numbers are hilarious. XD

No. It's not French at all. o.o

French/Spanish are based off Latin.
English is based off Latin & Greek.
My Canadian is based off English and possibly some Spanish influence.

ENGLISH:
one, two, three.

FRENCH:
un, deux, troise

SPANISH:
uno, dos, tres

CANADIAN:
weh, deh, treh

They all sound pretty similar...
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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2007, 11:08:57 pm »
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Quote from: Moldrill on October 06, 2007, 10:34:16 pm
No. It's not French at all. o.o
Yeah, I know :P
It's just 'cause Canada has English and French as official languages. And yeah, there's all that Quebec stuff...
Plus that "Frenglish" sounds just hilarious XD
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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2007, 10:53:01 am »
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Quote from: Lindgren on October 05, 2007, 07:59:55 pm
I'm Canadian and I've never heard anything close to the majority of words on that list :P

and we don't say aboot, we say about and not abowt like Americans :)
i strongly suggest you take a good look at the vowel section of this page
http://dictionary.reference.com/help/luna/Spell_pron_key.html
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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2007, 10:58:42 am »
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Doesnt Canuck refer to the French-Canadian only? I dunno, I'm from "USA's Little Canada" (Michigan); and I've been up in Canada a bit and I've not heard half the things on that list :s... Granted I've only went as far as WaWa, but still o.0
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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2007, 02:06:32 pm »
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>_< Mammy Mammy Mammy. This is a fake language. Obviously you never heard what is on the list.
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Mamoruanime

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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2007, 04:02:27 am »
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XD oh well that works rofl
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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2007, 12:17:57 am »
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This is blasphemy.
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Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2007, 01:29:29 pm »
The only thing we say out of this list is "eh"
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Busternaut
Re: Learn to Speak Canadian!
« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2007, 01:34:20 pm »
I don't say anything from that list.
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