TORPID MANArtz:
Story:
Torpid Man, as the world knows him as, is super hero. He's in his later 30's, has an office job and has a wife and 3 kids. When he isn't Torpid Man, he's his real self, Willson Redelgio. Willson loves his work, stapling things, filing papers and such, but one day, an evil villain named Karpentenelly(Part of the Congregation of Seriously Bad Dudes) came and started getting rid of every single office job ever created. Even janitor! So the Universal League of Hard Working Office Employees(ULOHWOE) came and asked him to join their powerful force of 5 total.
He gladly accepted and was given a cape, orange tights, helment and shades. When he put on this costume, he became TORPID MAN!
Together, ULOHWOE fight against the evil Congregation of Seriously Bad Dudes and keep office jobs a live for the many office job loving people all over the world.
Basically, Torpid Man uses office supplies to fight. Mainly his Stapler Nun-Chucks. Instead of flying, he propells his body forward and up using his terrible gas. Thats right! He farts to fly. Oh and for some strange reason, he talks with a heavy, latin accent.