JalapeñoCharacter BiographyJalapeño is more than just your average gunslinger from south of the border. He makes his living capturing criminals and bringing them to justice. Good old fashioned, pour hot peppers down your throat, Mexican justice. One day he saw a flier blow across the road, along with a few tumbleweed. He grabbed it up and gave it a look over, and this is what it said: "ZFGC Character Contest 2008 is commencing! Pepper-scorched corpses of your opponents wanted! Reward!" Without a moment to waste, Jalapeño sprang into action!
Chapter One (CapÃtulo Uno)Jalapeño stepped up to the arena entrance, not quite sure what to expect. He had already entered into the competition, and was told to come to the arena to see what his matchup was. As he stepped inside he was bathed in a light-green stripy glow. An arena employee, with a name tag that read Walnut, beckoned him over to the reception desk.
"Hello there sir, are you here for the competition?" said Walnut
Jalapeño replied, and told him his name.
"Well then Mr. Jalapeño, step through this door to enter the contestants' locker room. Your opponent will arrive shortly."
And so Jalapeño entered the locker room, well furnished and clean. He waited for a good while before an unfamiliar face entered the room, wearing a cowboy hat, and carrying a guitar on his back and a chipmunk on his shoulder.
"Hola amigo. You look like quite the character. ¿So, what's your name hombre?" Jalapeño inquired.
"They call me Character, and this is my chipmunk Nuts. Say, have you seen any vending machines around, he likes energy drinks." Character replied.
"Hold up there hombre. You're my first opponent. They call my Jalapeño, and I'm sorry to have to tell you that you will be tasting peppery fury once we meet in the arena."
And so, introductions complete, Jalapeño had met his first opponent. He felt excited and ready for a fight, though he knew that his match would not be for some time still. As Character left the main locker room to find a vending machine, Jalapeño called out
"¡Mayo el hombre mejor se gana!"
FAQQ - Is Jalapeño supposed to be making fun of Mexican culture?
A - No, he's just idealizing/making stuff up about it.
Q - How does making people eat peppers kill them?
A - Jalapeño would be happy to let you find out firsthand! Just come a little closer...
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