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« on: April 05, 2008, 08:53:20 pm »
If it's old, don't blame me, but if it's not, then enjoy!
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A man comes into the policestation and says that his whole family and relatives have been exctinct by a gang of bandits.
"Tell me more" the offier says.
"Yes," the man continues, "My grandmother, my grandfather, my uncle, aunt and my cousins. I saw it myself."
"What was their names?"
"That doesn't matter? They are killed!"
"How did they get killed?"
"They got taken to a forest, where they got killed with electricity and thrown down a hole that the bandits had dug."
The police set out to the forest with dogs and devices and searches at the said place, but finds nothing.
They tell the man that "firstly there was no electricity nearby and that the dog found no traces of either excavation or corpses."
The man changes the story. "They got poisoned and afterwards the corpses were burnt."
The police set out to the forest again, but still finds nothing.
Meanwhile, another department at the policestation had found out that the grandmother and grandfather died of natural causes about 20-25 years ago, and that the man never had an uncle, aunt or cousins.
The man was arrested for lying about such thing.
Lets change the story some. In the new version the man is jew and we increase the amount of deaths to 6 million.
Now the officer shouldn't be suspicious. He can be accused for being anti-seminist och worse, nazi. The jew tell him about his horrible story with the tears rolling down his cheeks. And the officer swallows it. Because, a jew can't lie, right? They are a part of God. Yes, almost God himself.
What Jesus said about the jews when he was crucified on the cross, is now forgotten. And what Luther wrote, that's not spoken. It must be a attack of delusion. Och if you are a decent human, you don't ask repulsive questions.
Sorry, but on these pages we're not decent on jewish premises. Only at the proofable truth.