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Author Topic: Having trouble with women? Here's 24 ways into a girl's heart.  (Read 4010 times)

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Re: Having trouble with women? Here's 24 ways in...
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2007, 05:12:58 pm »
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Quote from: bertfallen on December 13, 2007, 01:36:34 pm
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Are you sure spitting will help, if I were you, I'll rephrase that, there is not one woman around that likes a man to spit! It's nasty and they will be discussed, most women are different, proven fact.

... :huh:
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« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2007, 11:09:03 pm »
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Quote from: Zidane on December 13, 2007, 05:12:58 pm
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Are you sure spitting will help, if I were you, I'll rephrase that, there is not one woman around that likes a man to spit! It's nasty and they will be discussed, most women are different, proven fact.

... :huh:
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Re: Having trouble with women? Here's 24 ways in...
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2007, 11:11:20 pm »
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No seriously...

Quote from: Halu on December 13, 2007, 11:09:03 pm
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Quote from: Master J on December 13, 2007, 01:34:59 pm
Are you sure spitting will help, if I were you, I'll rephrase that, there is not one woman around that likes a man to spit! It's nasty and they will be discussed, most women are different, proven fact.

... :huh:
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Re: Having trouble with women? Here's 24 ways in...
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2007, 11:14:48 pm »
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Hm, I was expecting something involving head butting, machetes, and sniper rifles. You know, so you can REALLY get into her heart. And quite possibly her lungs.

I suppose this suffices, though. Maybe.
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« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2007, 04:22:40 pm »
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Quote from: bertfallen on December 13, 2007, 11:11:20 pm
No seriously...

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Are you sure spitting will help, if I were you, I'll rephrase that, there is not one woman around that likes a man to spit! It's nasty and they will be discussed, most women are different, proven fact.

... :huh:


What the hell is wrong with you people?
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Re: Having trouble with women? Here's 24 ways in...
« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2007, 04:38:34 pm »
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Quote from: Master J on December 17, 2007, 04:22:40 pm
Quote from: bertfallen on December 13, 2007, 11:11:20 pm
No seriously...

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Quote from: Master J on December 13, 2007, 01:34:59 pm
Are you sure spitting will help, if I were you, I'll rephrase that, there is not one woman around that likes a man to spit! It's nasty and they will be discussed, most women are different, proven fact.

... :huh:


What the hell is wrong with you people?

... :huh:
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« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2007, 04:42:06 pm »
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Quote from: Zidane on December 17, 2007, 04:38:34 pm
Quote from: Master J on December 17, 2007, 04:22:40 pm
Quote from: bertfallen on December 13, 2007, 11:11:20 pm
No seriously...

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Quote from: bertfallen on December 13, 2007, 01:36:34 pm
Quote from: Master J on December 13, 2007, 01:34:59 pm
Are you sure spitting will help, if I were you, I'll rephrase that, there is not one woman around that likes a man to spit! It's nasty and they will be discussed, most women are different, proven fact.

... :huh:


What the hell is wrong with you people?

... :huh:
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« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2007, 05:45:33 pm »
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Re: Having trouble with women? Here's 24 ways in...
« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2007, 06:53:33 pm »
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Gah, sorry TomPel.

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No seriously...

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Quote from: Master J on December 13, 2007, 01:34:59 pm
Are you sure spitting will help, if I were you, I'll rephrase that, there is not one woman around that likes a man to spit! It's nasty and they will be discussed, most women are different, proven fact.

... :huh:


What the hell is wrong with you people?

Can't you see this topic is a joke?

"there is not one woman around that likes a man to spit! It's nasty and they will be discussed, most women are different, proven fact."

You took it so seriously. Also, you spelt "disgusted" wrong. I don't think they'd be discussed if someone spit.

Also I've seen many (and I mean many) girls spit, so you can't say that.
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Re: Having trouble with women? Here's 24 ways in...
« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2007, 07:08:59 pm »
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I'm sure any girl who likes spitting will be discussed quite a bit actually. We're discussing her right now, right?

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most women are different, proven fact
most women are different? Bit of an oxymoron you got there.
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Re: Having trouble with women? Here's 24 ways in...
« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2007, 01:16:25 am »
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I've seen this before. I love it so much. Utterly hilarious!

#8 is amazing

Quote from: Mamoruanime on December 11, 2007, 04:34:34 pm
Quote from: TheDarkJay on December 11, 2007, 04:32:01 pm
24 ways into a Man's heart:
1) Food
2) Breasts
3) Sexy Bras
4) Complete lack of bra
5) Low cut top
6) Sexy Knickers
7) No Knickers at all
8) Touch his leg as close to his groin for as long as possible
9) Whipped Cream
10) A box of Condoms by your bed
11) Him opening the door to find you completely naked
12) Threesomes
13) repeat stages 1-12 again.

^funny thing is; thats like my list to get into a womans heart XD

Don't you mean pants?
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Re: Having trouble with women? Here's 24 ways in...
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2007, 11:00:27 am »
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Lol, Love it... even though it may be quite old.

I went to speed dating to see how this would work... quite fun, I can't wait until someone involved with Paris Hilton finds this!
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