Toaster Boy vs The NevermindFlood: August 3rd The story of
Toaster Boy begins one night at a party. Toaster Boy was known for being a !@#$%, and !@#$% anything in sight, but this went to far. Someone shouted, "Hey Adam! (his name before "the incident") Get drunk and !@#$% this toaster!" So, Adam walked over to the toaster, pondered what he might do next, then suddenly shouted, "Hey evry1 I'm not even drunk right now but watch as I !@#$% this toaster!" And he did, right in front of everyone. This is where Adam got the name, "Toaster Boy." Toaster Boy and his toaster just recently had a child, "Toastetta," and don't have the money to support her...
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The Nevermind: The year is 2035. A crazy man named Lord Everett Evermind has the world in a tight grip. Everyone knows about him, everyone hates him, but due to his power, no one has the guts to face him. But the reason he's hated is currently just because of his obsession of flamingos, which has recently covered the entire world. Oh, the horror! What the people don't know, however, is that he's planning something more horrible than that... Richard Ryans lives an unhappy life; he has no family or friends, and his boss keeps bombing him with deadlines at work. What should a 30-year-old red-haired man do? Getting hit by a car isn't the most obvious solution, but that's what happens anyway, whether he wants it or not. Ryans hates to leave work unfinished, and that's what he'd do if he stayed dead the...
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And, seeing as this is the last match fought in the Flood Division, there is - of course - this amazing prize for the winner of today's match: