Seen it and already utilised the "Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he's not me..." line on a friend of mine (much lols was had)
Old Spice: For when the natural old man smell just isn't enough
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation
Dove for Men: For when you don't want to be disowned by your parents.