I see the name in the silvery lights, and I think to myself; "Why not DJvenom?" Followed by "Damn, dude... I haven't eaten today. I wonder what's in the fridge."
So I ask you all... Why has this tragedy befallen the once ravishing Zelda Fan Game community known as Zelda Fan Game Central?
My answer is three-fold:
1. People can't smell how sexy I smell through their computers. It's a crime, I know
2. I was born on the 17th day of the 7th month of the 1986th year, which obviously has some biblical meaning, and nobody reads the bible anymore, with their manga and popular science magazines.
3. Johnny Five is, in fact, alive.
Please let me know why I wasn't voted Member of the month, along with choosing one of the options I provided