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Sarah Silverman OWNS Paris Hilton
« on: June 12, 2007, 11:54:49 pm »
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http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/72049/Sarah_Silverman_Owns_Paris_Hilton

Go Sarah! You're hilarious, hawt, and you !@#$% owned Paris.

I love you.
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Re: Sarah Silverman OWNS Paris Hilton
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2007, 12:04:04 am »
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Win.

I find it funny how Paris didn't seem to know what was going on. Hehe, !@#$%.
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Re: Sarah Silverman OWNS Paris Hilton
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2007, 12:06:20 am »
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!@#$% hate Paris. Stupid !@#$% needed that. Hope her STD-infested !@#$% sprouts a chlamydia claw and drags her into HELL.

Plus, Jack Nicholson's expression was priceless!
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Re: Sarah Silverman OWNS Paris Hilton
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2007, 12:08:57 am »
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Quote from: araknidude on June 13, 2007, 12:06:20 am
!@#$% hate Paris. Stupid !@#$% needed that. Hope her STD-infested !@#$% sprouts a chlamydia claw and drags her into HELL.

Lawls, sigg'd. I wonder if she has any STD's...
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Re: Sarah Silverman OWNS Paris Hilton
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2007, 02:10:37 am »
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That made me laugh. I can't believe she did that. 0_o
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Re: Sarah Silverman OWNS Paris Hilton
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 03:01:27 am »
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Quote from: Source on June 13, 2007, 12:08:57 am
Quote from: araknidude on June 13, 2007, 12:06:20 am
!@#$% hate Paris. Stupid !@#$% needed that. Hope her STD-infested !@#$% sprouts a chlamydia claw and drags her into HELL.

Lawls, sigg'd. I wonder if she has any STD's...
most likely :p yeah sarah owns :D OWend the no talent !@#$% to death !
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Re: Sarah Silverman OWNS Paris Hilton
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 05:34:45 am »
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Quote from: araknidude on June 13, 2007, 12:06:20 am
!@#$% hate Paris. Stupid !@#$% needed that. Hope her STD-infested !@#$% sprouts a chlamydia claw and drags her into HELL.

That just gave me mental images of Midna's hand (hair-hand, of course) coming out of Paris' !@#$% and grabbing her (much like when Midna grabbed link at every twilight gate). D:
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Re: Sarah Silverman OWNS Paris Hilton
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2007, 05:39:24 am »
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Quote from: Zoru on June 13, 2007, 05:34:45 am
Quote from: araknidude on June 13, 2007, 12:06:20 am
!@#$% hate Paris. Stupid !@#$% needed that. Hope her STD-infested !@#$% sprouts a chlamydia claw and drags her into HELL.

That just gave me mental images of Midna's hand (hair-hand, of course) coming out of Paris' !@#$% and grabbing her (much like when Midna grabbed link at every twilight gate). D:

/r/ 34 plz.
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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2007, 10:41:37 am »
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haha she must hate her now, i could feel the bitching in the air you know? man that sounds gay.

anyway, jack nicholson haha legend, just drinking away :P good man
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Re: Sarah Silverman OWNS Paris Hilton
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2007, 11:41:33 am »
lol that was pretty funny...but all i could think about that whole time was "wtf is with this army ad?!?! its taking forever!!" the other downside to this video is that i am going to bed now and paris hilton's face was not something i wanted to see just before bed...
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Re: Sarah Silverman OWNS Paris Hilton
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2007, 11:53:16 am »
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Mongoose is gonna wake up all sticky.
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Och vi som väntar på något gott vi väntar alltid för länge jag vet, jag vet
men ett liv med låga krav är som sommar utan sol och vinter utan snö
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Re: Sarah Silverman OWNS Paris Hilton
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2007, 11:58:36 am »
Quote from: CoNfUsEd_GaMeR on June 13, 2007, 11:53:16 am
Mongoose is gonna wake up all sticky.

if that ever happens because of her i shall kill myself...lol i now feel sick...
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Re: Sarah Silverman OWNS Paris Hilton
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2007, 01:32:04 pm »
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Quote from: Swiftu on June 13, 2007, 05:39:24 am
Quote from: Zoru on June 13, 2007, 05:34:45 am
Quote from: araknidude on June 13, 2007, 12:06:20 am
!@#$% hate Paris. Stupid !@#$% needed that. Hope her STD-infested !@#$% sprouts a chlamydia claw and drags her into HELL.

That just gave me mental images of Midna's hand (hair-hand, of course) coming out of Paris' !@#$% and grabbing her (much like when Midna grabbed link at every twilight gate). D:

/r/ 34 plz.

I freaking LOL'd. XD
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« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2007, 02:08:07 pm »
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WOOT she's PWNsome!!!!

shes really good :)
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Re: Sarah Silverman OWNS Paris Hilton
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2007, 03:29:00 pm »
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!@#$% lol, that made my day :D
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Re: Sarah Silverman OWNS Paris Hilton
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2007, 11:07:59 pm »
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Alright, I do think Paris Hilton is a spoilt brat, but I wouldn't consider that this Sarah "owned" her. Everyone and his mom are making fun of Paris Hilton and telling Paris-jokes to one another.

But I'll admit, the joke was funny :P
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« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2007, 11:21:57 pm »
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lol that Paris Hilton just accepted what Sarah Silverman said about her! :o She has defenitly no self respect.
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« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2007, 11:27:52 pm »
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Quote from: Hyrule_boy on June 13, 2007, 11:21:57 pm
lol that Paris Hilton just accepted what Sarah Silverman said about her!
There was hardly anything she could have done without completely embarrassing herself, right?
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« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2007, 11:31:29 pm »
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Quote from: NeoGeo-x on June 13, 2007, 11:27:52 pm
Quote from: Hyrule_boy on June 13, 2007, 11:21:57 pm
lol that Paris Hilton just accepted what Sarah Silverman said about her!
There was hardly anything she could have done without completely embarrassing herself, right?
Right! but still it would've been better if she defended herself.
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« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2007, 08:27:05 am »
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Quote from: Hyrule_boy on June 13, 2007, 11:31:29 pm
Quote from: NeoGeo-x on June 13, 2007, 11:27:52 pm
Quote from: Hyrule_boy on June 13, 2007, 11:21:57 pm
lol that Paris Hilton just accepted what Sarah Silverman said about her!
There was hardly anything she could have done without completely embarrassing herself, right?
Right! but still it would've been better if she defended herself.
For the sake of entertainment, it would have been way better if she defended herself. !@#$% fight at the MTV Awards, you know you'd like to see that.. :P

Though, speaking from Paris' point of view, no. Defending herself would only cause the whole to laugh about the incident. The video registration of the incident would also be a YouTube smasher for weeks... and anyone would laugh at the stupidity of Paris Hilton once more.

Yes, she is an attention !@#$%.. but I don't think she wants this kind of attention..
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