Haha this is actually kind of fun to read. Back on invisionfree, people at least pretended like they didnt want it, and kept quiet about it. Here everybody is arguing about why they would be a good mod, or better then other people.
I would just like to point out. None of that is doing you any justice in showing you are mature enough to work as staff on a forum. Those type of posts would be exactly the things you would be deleting if you were a moderator.
Better think twice if you want it that bad.