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Apple Buy's IHOP

http://nextlust.com/apple-purchases-international-house-of-pancakes#more-1228

In its ongoing efforts to capitalize off of every aspect of human existence, Apple Inc. finalized its purchase of the popular pancake restaurant chain International House of Pancakes, or IHOP, last Friday.

“The idea is to appeal to the younger, hipper pancake eating generation,” said Apple CEO Steve Jobs. “We also wanted to create a place where our loyal customers feel right at home. And let’s face it, there’s no place more comforting for a hardcore computer geek than in the cozy quarters of an all-night diner.”

The new ownership will see many changes for the 49-year-old pancake house. Apple plans to wash away the familiar sleazy ambience staffed with crotchety old women and illegal immigrants with that of a more user-friendly atmosphere. In fact, virtually all of the restaurant’s main functions will be executed by machines. Dining will be as easy as a mouse click, utilizing touch screen interfaces for everything from ordering your meal to paying your tab. And if for some unforeseen reason the system crashes, you can simply send an error email to the general manager and expect a snappy response in no less than a week’s time.

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[Dumb_Ass]

Dumb_Ass

Re: Apple Buy's IHOP

“The idea is to appeal to the younger, hipper pancake eating generation,” said Apple CEO Steve Jobs.

So the old, unsavy pancake eaters are left out in the dust? Nice move, Steve.

By the way, I favor waffles. It's not because their lol funi, it's because they're more syrup retaining.

[Colbydude]

Colbydude

Re: Apple Buy's IHOP

It finally happened eh? They're changing I.H.O.P. to iHOP. Good goin Apple you !@#$% up my passion for pancakes >.<

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Re: Apple Buy's IHOP

XFD, this is a funny fake article