If it is good for you because it gets your heart pumping, then just go and do crazy stuff.
Go bungie jumping. That adrenaline will get your heart pumping. Or go sky diving.
Welcome to class, kids. Today we will determine whether the equation
(Hr x Boobies ÷ y) x win is greater than, less than, or equal to
(Hr x Bungee Jumping ÷ z) x lose. We will let y equal the price of staring at a woman's chest, which we have determined to range from $0.00 - $5.97, the cost of a small tub of bruise cream in the event you are the recipient of a sharp slap across the cheek. The mean of zero and 5.97 is found to be approximately 3, so we will let y equal 3. We will let Hr, heart rate, be a constant value, thus we may cross it out of the equation. Boobies, which can be calculated as
win x 2, is, divided by 3,
(2/3 x win).
(2/3 x win) multiplied by win is equal to
(2/3 x win2). Now we can calculate the result of
(Hr x Bungee Jumping ÷ z) x lose. As Hr has been excluded from our equations we are left with
(Bungee Jumping ÷ z) x lose. We will let z equal the price of one jump, approximately $45 - $150, the mean of which is approximately $98. To calculate the value of bungee jumping, we will assume that
Bungee Jumping = win ÷ hassle, or
Bungee jumping = win ÷ 2. So our equation stands -
(win ÷ 2) ÷ 98 x lose. The quotient of win and lose is always 1, so the equation can be simplified to
1/2 ÷ 98, which we find to be approx. 0.005.
We are left with the following:
(2/3 x win2) > 0.005. Staring at boobs is obviously preferable to bungee jumping as a form of heart stimulation.
