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General => Boards => Archive => Other Discussion => Topic started by: AoDC on February 26, 2008, 05:20:30 am
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So, returning home from the City on a train as usual... Just sitting... thinking about programming and thinking I was probably the biggest nerd on it. But nope.
I lifted my head, and saw a man who looked... 22? He was obviously an adult and a male. He had his legs together, his head down, and a hat on his head hiding himself pretty well. Maybe it was because he had the worst acne ever. So I looked down to see what he was looking at... and he had this stack of what appeared to be well from what I could see from the 99 times I looked were japanese loli (as perverted and pedo as it gets) manga-ishizzle magazines (actually in japanese, and he appeared to be reading it with no trouble). Now, he kept looking up and looking around probably checking if anybody was looking. I looked around and yea, everybody was.
Now, as much as I tried not to, I just burst out laughing. I couldn't believe it. This guy was clearly a virgin and will be for the rest of his life. He was living in his mum's basement probably manga and anime viewing and getting money from the government to do it.
Wow.
Sorry just had to get this out =(.
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o.0 what? lol
I've had japanese porn before, but I've also gotten laid quite a bit XD
THEORY OUT TEH WINDOW! XD
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D:! that was mee!! Seriously you didn't salute me ;_;
J/K meh people like that will always exist reminds me of virgin at 40 or something like that a really great movie. You should have tried to talk to him and see if he hides his lolis magazine XD.
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o.0 what? lol
I've had japanese porn before, but I've also gotten laid quite a bit XD
THEORY OUT TEH WINDOW! XD
But do you read Lolicon? I doubt it.
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o.0 what? lol
I've had japanese porn before, but I've also gotten laid quite a bit XD
THEORY OUT TEH WINDOW! XD
Mamo, in public, you'd beat any !@#$% that looked at you funny. And you aren't into children either.
Complete opposite.
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o.0 what? lol
I've had japanese porn before, but I've also gotten laid quite a bit XD
THEORY OUT TEH WINDOW! XD
But do you read Lolicon? I doubt it.
oh holy !@#$% I missed the lolicon part O_O nm lol
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o.0 what? lol
I've had japanese porn before, but I've also gotten laid quite a bit XD
THEORY OUT TEH WINDOW! XD
But do you read Lolicon? I doubt it.
oh holy !@#$% I missed the lolicon part O_O nm lol
lolol read next time
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/me puts on glasses and complains about his hips
I'm getting too old for this *reading* thing lol
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I dont read lolicon, but I do fap to it. Does this count?
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I dont read lolicon, but I do fap to it. Does this count?
Yes.
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you should see the guys that rent nothing but porn and horror at my work, they fill me with pride :)
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I think the biggest problem with this picture is that he was looking at pron in public. Who does that? I mean, I've heard of exibitionist and I can understand the thrill of that, but looking at porn? I think that alone should be something to laugh at, much less lolicon. $20 says that guy was a rapist.
Also...
you should see the guys that rent nothing but porn and horror at my work, they fill me with pride :)
...props to fans of horror films, but WTF, who rents porn anymore? That's almost scary to think about for some reason. Seriously, next time someone brings something to the counter from the "Adult Section" ask them if they have a computer. I'm curious of what they would say.
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oh man, tons of people rent porn.
When I'm at the busy store, there's a few guys that come in ever single week and buy half a dozen porno DVDs.
The only thing that ever stopped me from renting porn was the embarrassment, walking in to that little room, what if there's another dude in there? and I don't wanna let whoever works here know what I'm into.
Basically, about half of porn rentals are couples who I assume watch it together to get things started, it's not completely just pathetic nerds locking themselves in their rooms.. plus you know.. better quality, no waiting to download etc
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Sometimes the occasional lesbian couple, and even the rare elusive lonely, but hot blonde teenager
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Basically, about half of porn rentals are couples who I assume watch it together to get things started, it's not completely just pathetic nerds locking themselves in their rooms.. plus you know.. better quality, no waiting to download etc
Yeah, I suppose that makes sense. Computers aren't really intended for multiple people, and even if they were waiting isn't exactly something that gets a person "in the mood".
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Sometimes the occasional lesbian couple, and even the rare elusive lonely, but hot blonde teenager
Have a party and invite them over. It's in your best interest. They want it and have no one to give it to them. [/guy talk]
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It's pretty awkward buying adult mags or movies..like i was behind this one guy at a Gas station who was buying a playboy mag...and i was embarrassed and i could tell the clerk was as well.
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It's pretty awkward buying adult mags or movies..like i was behind this one guy at a Gas station who was buying a playboy mag...and i was embarrassed and i could tell the clerk was as well.
o.0 Playboy is so softcore though...
lol !@#$% I have one from like last month I think; wonderwoman on the cover... !@#$% theres not an ounce of nudity until you get to page 15 or so O_O and then its all little 1'x1' pics <_< lame.
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It's pretty awkward buying adult mags or movies..like i was behind this one guy at a Gas station who was buying a playboy mag...and i was embarrassed and i could tell the clerk was as well.
o.0 Playboy is so softcore though...
lol !@#$% I have one from like last month I think; wonderwoman on the cover... !@#$% theres not an ounce of nudity until you get to page 15 or so O_O and then its all little 1'x1' pics <_< lame.
LOL AT TEH PLAYBOY READERS!!
Yeah well it's pretty funny how often I see someone reading the "hentai" they have at borders. Everytime I am there there is always a KID!, reading that stuff and I can't help but bust out laughing.
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Ah, so you found real life counterpart to this: <_< >_> <_<
still, that's sad................................................ :P
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Yeah, Playboy isn't exactly porn; it's actually less explicit than The Sun over here (which is actually a mainstream newspaper). It's not a big deal.
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Yeah, Playboy isn't exactly porn; it's actually less explicit than The Sun over here (which is actually a mainstream newspaper). It's not a big deal.
Yeah you brits have nudity everywhere compared to the US, where a tv channel can get sued for showing a nude butt for a split second
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Yeah, Playboy isn't exactly porn; it's actually less explicit than The Sun over here (which is actually a mainstream newspaper). It's not a big deal.
Yeah you brits have nudity everywhere-- unlike here, where a tv channel can get sued for showing a nude butt for a split second
Hardly. Torchwood was criticised for its raunchiness, and that has absolutely no nudity at all.
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Still. this guy is pretty sad. i imagine a fat guy with glasses and an extremely lumpy face. eyes magnified x100 back and forth, then down every once in a while to see the extremely disturbing art form he has in his extremely lumpy hands. yeah. *shivers* gives me the creeps just thinking about it.
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Yeah, Playboy isn't exactly porn; it's actually less explicit than The Sun over here (which is actually a mainstream newspaper). It's not a big deal.
Yeah you brits have nudity everywhere-- unlike here, where a tv channel can get sued for showing a nude butt for a split second
Hardly. Torchwood was criticised for its raunchiness, and that has absolutely no nudity at all.
I mean in comparison-- when I was in Britain, I saw nudity on tv, in the newspapers, etc. In the US? If on TV, it's usually only a special subscription channel (HBO, showtime, etc), and there is no way in hell we'd see nudity in a newspaper.
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Yeah, Playboy isn't exactly porn; it's actually less explicit than The Sun over here (which is actually a mainstream newspaper). It's not a big deal.
Yeah you brits have nudity everywhere-- unlike here, where a tv channel can get sued for showing a nude butt for a split second
Hardly. Torchwood was criticised for its raunchiness, and that has absolutely no nudity at all.
I mean in comparison-- when I was in Britain, I saw nudity on tv, in the newspapers, etc. In the US? If on TV, it's usually only a special subscription channel (HBO, showtime, etc), and there is no way in hell we'd see nudity in a newspaper.
Clearly reading the wrong newspapers, and ACTUAL nudity only really happens on the terrestrial channels after 11 (and only occassionally, at that).
And please, please, please don't say "Britain" when you do in fact mean a single location. That's like saying America when you actually mean Canada, or Asia when you mean Japan, or Europe when you mean France. Do you mean the UK? Do you mean the Republic of Ireland? Do you mean a specific country within the UK?
There's not even really a place called "Britain". There's the British Isles, but that doesn't even refer to a country. The main island is called Great Britain (and there's a very good reason for that, seeing as we're so great).
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What I like best about this is that it suddenly became a bad thing to purchase porn and use it.
Holy !@#$% he looked at porn (and I don't care if it was Loli, although it's stupid), in public even. He's never going to get laid.
I mean, sure, most people are idiots, but gawd, some of the people here need to take their head out of their ass. It's hard to say this without being a hypocrite, but at the same time, look at yourselves. You're discussing a fat guy with acne who looked at lolicon. Sure, a laugh is okay, whatever. But come on guys, your e-!@#$% is already so large that it surrounds the earth three times. Instead of making FUN OF HIM LOLOLOL WHAT A IDORT, maybe you should try and make this world a better place and keep these people from even existing.
Pretty good !@#$% idea, innit.
Also, Guy is a nit-picker.
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Yeah, Playboy isn't exactly porn; it's actually less explicit than The Sun over here (which is actually a mainstream newspaper). It's not a big deal.
Yeah you brits have nudity everywhere-- unlike here, where a tv channel can get sued for showing a nude butt for a split second
Hardly. Torchwood was criticised for its raunchiness, and that has absolutely no nudity at all.
I mean in comparison-- when I was in Britain, I saw nudity on tv, in the newspapers, etc. In the US? If on TV, it's usually only a special subscription channel (HBO, showtime, etc), and there is no way in hell we'd see nudity in a newspaper.
Clearly reading the wrong newspapers, and ACTUAL nudity only really happens on the terrestrial channels after 11 (and only occassionally, at that).
And please, please, please don't say "Britain" when you do in fact mean a single location. That's like saying America when you actually mean Canada, or Asia when you mean Japan, or Europe when you mean France. Do you mean the UK? Do you mean the Republic of Ireland? Do you mean a specific country within the UK?
There's not even really a place called "Britain". There's the British Isles, but that doesn't even refer to a country. The main island is called Great Britain (and there's a very good reason for that, seeing as we're so great).
Alright, relax I'm sorry O_o
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(and there's a very good reason for that, seeing as we're so great).
I lol'ed!
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Instead of making FUN OF HIM LOLOLOL WHAT A IDORT, maybe you should try and make this world a better place and keep these people from even existing.
You mean like pull a Boondock Saints and kill him? =3
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Instead of making FUN OF HIM LOLOLOL WHAT A IDORT, maybe you should try and make this world a better place and keep these people from even existing.
You mean like pull a Boondock Saints and kill him? =3
You just answered the question yourself. In an indirect way.
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its not that big, maybe in 1995 when people just found out that there are different tastes in the world (internet) it would have been
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you should see the guys that rent nothing but porn and horror at my work, they fill me with pride :)
I wonder why those things seems to appeal so much to the same kind of people. There are so many porno-horror flicks out there. I just don't get it.
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I think one major thing they have in common is the cheesiness, same ridiculousness and everything.
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I think one major thing they have in common is the cheesiness, same ridiculousness and everything.
True, there are few really good horror films, most are quite funny instead. But then again me and a friend o' mine are the kind of people who can find great enjoyment in seeing people getting torn apart in the movies, so perhaps we're not really the perfect horror audience. Still most are humorous or simply incredibly boring to me (for example the grudge am. version, I could actually predict the entire movie while another bloke from school was so terrified he couldn't sleep for a week).
This does remind me of 'nother story though, my little bro' is someone whos was always talking 'bout sex and the such, so a couple o' years back me and my mom saw a bunch of sex mags at the market. So we bought it and went to give it to him while exclaiming loudly "These sex-mags are for you Dave" needlessly to say he first ran like hell, and afterwards was quite embarrased (he did however put the posters from those mags on his walls and door, probably to regain some of his pride).
As for the guy in the train? Well just strangle him or something. I mean if he wants to watch lolicon it's his choice and that's fine by me, but don't do it in public. That kind of stuff is just pathetic.
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Damn, I didn't know looking at hentai was such a bad thing 'ere....>_>.....
lol
You know, it's one thing to look at hentai, it's another to look at it in public, then it's just beyond the point of weird if it is lolicon hentai in public....i lawlz at that guy.
I can. I look at hentai...not lolicon, though.
OMG...here come the flamers....lol.
I enjoy lolling at a furry/lesbian/game-related hentai every now and then...less so as I have grown up...
(Sorry fan-boys who are minors....Hot ass anime chicks DO NOT EXIST in the real world...nor can you buy robots tha look like them....I've tried..lol j/k.)