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There are actually people like this wow.
« on: February 26, 2008, 05:20:30 am »
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So, returning home from the City on a train as usual... Just sitting... thinking about programming and thinking I was probably the biggest nerd on it. But nope.

I lifted my head, and saw a man who looked... 22? He was obviously an adult and a male. He had his legs together, his head down, and a hat on his head hiding himself pretty well. Maybe it was because he had the worst acne ever. So I looked down to see what he was looking at... and he had this stack of what appeared to be well from what I could see from the 99 times I looked were japanese loli (as perverted and pedo as it gets) manga-ishizzle magazines (actually in japanese, and he appeared to be reading it with no trouble). Now, he kept looking up and looking around probably checking if anybody was looking. I looked around and yea, everybody was.

Now, as much as I tried not to, I just burst out laughing. I couldn't believe it. This guy was clearly a virgin and will be for the rest of his life. He was living in his mum's basement probably manga and anime viewing and getting money from the government to do it.

Wow.

Sorry just had to get this out =(.
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Re: There are actually people like this wow.
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2008, 05:23:04 am »
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o.0 what? lol

I've had japanese porn before, but I've also gotten laid quite a bit XD

THEORY OUT TEH WINDOW! XD
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2008, 05:23:19 am »
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D:! that was mee!! Seriously you didn't salute me ;_;












J/K meh people like that will always exist reminds me of virgin at 40 or something like that a really great movie. You should have tried to talk to him and see if he hides his lolis magazine XD.
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Re: There are actually people like this wow.
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2008, 05:24:35 am »
  • CRUNCH! I'll add it to the heap!
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o.0 what? lol

I've had japanese porn before, but I've also gotten laid quite a bit XD

THEORY OUT TEH WINDOW! XD

But do you read Lolicon? I doubt it.
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And now after years of mocking him the pretending he played a massive part in our lives when really we couldn't care less just to ease our consciounse over said mocking healing can begin <_<

It's Steve Irwin all over again.
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2008, 05:27:53 am »
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o.0 what? lol

I've had japanese porn before, but I've also gotten laid quite a bit XD

THEORY OUT TEH WINDOW! XD
Mamo, in public, you'd beat any !@#$% that looked at you funny. And you aren't into children either.

Complete opposite.
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Re: There are actually people like this wow.
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2008, 05:35:16 am »
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o.0 what? lol

I've had japanese porn before, but I've also gotten laid quite a bit XD

THEORY OUT TEH WINDOW! XD

But do you read Lolicon? I doubt it.

oh holy !@#$% I missed the lolicon part O_O nm lol
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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2008, 05:36:01 am »
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o.0 what? lol

I've had japanese porn before, but I've also gotten laid quite a bit XD

THEORY OUT TEH WINDOW! XD

But do you read Lolicon? I doubt it.

oh holy !@#$% I missed the lolicon part O_O nm lol

lolol read next time
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2008, 05:38:37 am »
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* Mamoruanime puts on glasses and complains about his hips

I'm getting too old for this *reading* thing lol
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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2008, 05:43:28 am »
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I dont read lolicon, but I do fap to it. Does this count?
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So what! I wanna get out! 'Cos there's so much out there! So many different people, living different lives! Incredibly good guys, bad guys... Folks completely different from us! It's one huge melting pot! See, it's not about success, dying in the streets, who's better, who's not! I just want to be a part of it! I realized that even if I've no connections, no talent, even if I'm one big loser, I want to use my hands and feet to think and move, to shape my own life! We can just die here or we can try, see what we've got!
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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2008, 05:53:48 am »
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I dont read lolicon, but I do fap to it. Does this count?
Yes.
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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2008, 05:55:37 am »
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you should see the guys that rent nothing but porn and horror at my work, they fill me with pride :)
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2008, 06:04:06 am »
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I think the biggest problem with this picture is that he was looking at pron in public.  Who does that?  I mean, I've heard of exibitionist and I can understand the thrill of that, but looking at porn?  I think that alone should be something to laugh at, much less lolicon.  $20 says that guy was a rapist.

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you should see the guys that rent nothing but porn and horror at my work, they fill me with pride :)
...props to fans of horror films, but WTF, who rents porn anymore?  That's almost scary to think about for some reason.  Seriously, next time someone brings something to the counter from the "Adult Section" ask them if they have a computer.  I'm curious of what they would say.
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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2008, 06:12:25 am »
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oh man, tons of people rent porn.
When I'm at the busy store, there's a few guys that come in ever single week and buy half a dozen porno DVDs.
The only thing that ever stopped me from renting porn was the embarrassment, walking in to that little room, what if there's another dude in there? and I don't wanna let whoever works here know what I'm into.

Basically, about half of porn rentals are couples who I assume watch it together to get things started, it's not completely just pathetic nerds locking themselves in their rooms.. plus you know.. better quality, no waiting to download etc


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Sometimes the occasional lesbian couple, and even the rare elusive lonely, but hot blonde teenager
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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2008, 06:25:09 am »
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Basically, about half of porn rentals are couples who I assume watch it together to get things started, it's not completely just pathetic nerds locking themselves in their rooms.. plus you know.. better quality, no waiting to download etc

Yeah, I suppose that makes sense.  Computers aren't really intended for multiple people, and even if they were waiting isn't exactly something that gets a person "in the mood".

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Sometimes the occasional lesbian couple, and even the rare elusive lonely, but hot blonde teenager
Have a party and invite them over.  It's in your best interest.  They want it and have no one to give it to them. [/guy talk]
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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2008, 06:48:22 am »
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It's pretty awkward buying adult mags or movies..like i was behind this one guy at a Gas station who was buying a playboy mag...and i was embarrassed and i could tell the clerk was as well.
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Re: There are actually people like this wow.
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2008, 06:52:56 am »
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It's pretty awkward buying adult mags or movies..like i was behind this one guy at a Gas station who was buying a playboy mag...and i was embarrassed and i could tell the clerk was as well.

o.0 Playboy is so softcore though...
lol !@#$% I have one from like last month I think; wonderwoman on the cover... !@#$% theres not an ounce of nudity until you get to page 15 or so O_O and then its all little 1'x1' pics <_< lame.
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« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2008, 07:02:37 am »
It's pretty awkward buying adult mags or movies..like i was behind this one guy at a Gas station who was buying a playboy mag...and i was embarrassed and i could tell the clerk was as well.
o.0 Playboy is so softcore though...
lol !@#$% I have one from like last month I think; wonderwoman on the cover... !@#$% theres not an ounce of nudity until you get to page 15 or so O_O and then its all little 1'x1' pics <_< lame.
LOL AT TEH PLAYBOY READERS!!

Yeah well it's pretty funny how often I see someone reading the "hentai" they have at borders. Everytime I am there there is always a KID!, reading that stuff and I can't help but bust out laughing.
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« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2008, 10:30:38 pm »
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Ah, so you found real life counterpart to this: <_< >_> <_<

still, that's sad................................................ :P
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« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2008, 10:35:45 pm »
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Yeah, Playboy isn't exactly porn; it's actually less explicit than The Sun over here (which is actually a mainstream newspaper). It's not a big deal.
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« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2008, 10:42:40 pm »
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Yeah, Playboy isn't exactly porn; it's actually less explicit than The Sun over here (which is actually a mainstream newspaper). It's not a big deal.
Yeah you brits have nudity everywhere compared to the US, where a tv channel can get sued for showing a nude butt for a split second 
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