Fixed. 1up yours MS.
[spoiler=What was wrong if you're interested]
Basically, I have two files on my desktop. When I was downloading/deleting/i can't remembering them, I accidentally kicked my computer's reboot button on the tower. So I boot back up to find they're there.
I try to delete them, but it says it can't find them. OK, maybe the desktop didn't update. Try refresh. Nope. Log off. No still there. I can't delete them.
So I wondered what happened when I renamed one. OK, an infinite loop, "The source and destination file names are the same". I click X, Cancel, it won't go away. OK, I'll rename it. Rename... try to apply... oh! Can't find the file again! So it's an infinite loop of fail.
Is there any way of deleting these !@#$% files (or at least their "imaginary icons" according to Windows)?
Edit: and CMD lists them both when I do "dir", so they exist... right? X_X[/spoiler]