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General => Entertainment => Topic started by: AJAX on February 06, 2015, 06:47:23 pm

Title: ZFGC UFC BATTLE 2015 WALNUT VS. 4SWORD AND MG-ZERO VS. VASH ROUND 1
Post by: AJAX on February 06, 2015, 06:47:23 pm: ROUND 1

WALNUT AND 4SWORD STARE INTO EACH OTHERS EYES WHEN SUDDENLY, *DING DING DING* GOES THE BELL. 4SWORD SMIRKS LIKE BEN FROM MAJORAS MASK AND PULLS OUT A PENCIL. WALNUT DOES SOME DANCING MOVES AND THEN FARTS. 4SWORD STARTS COUGHING A LOT THEN PUKES EVERYWHERE. THE CROWD IS LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW. HOT DOGS ARE NOW BEING THROWN ONTO THE FIGHTING ARENA GUYS. I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS SINCE TIM TEBOW FRACTURED HIS ELBOW LOL.ANYWAYS LETS CUT OVER TO SEE HOW MG-ZERO AND VASH ARE DOING.

MG-ZERO VS VASH
OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE FAGGOTRY IS THIS?! ARE THEY LITERALLY HAVING GAY SEX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHTING AREA? AND WHAT THE HELL? SUDDENLY USER METALLICA42982384293 RUNS OUT ON TO THE ARENA. OH MY GOD WHAT REALLY IS GOING ON HERE?! HE'S TAKING HIS PANTS OFF! HOLY CRAP. OH NO. OH NO NO NO NO NO NO. THEY ARE MAKING A TRIFORCE OF GAY. THREE MEN IN A FORMATION OF A TRIANGLE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARENA. LET'S SWITCH BACK OVER TO SEE HOW WALLY IS DOING.

WALNUT10020002300004300005000 VS 5SWORD
6SWORD'S HAIR IS ON FIRE AND WALNUT IS BLUE WITH SPIKES ON HIS BACK. LOL HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? 16SWORD FINALLY USES DIVIDE BY 4 AND TURNS INTO 4 SWORD LINK. THIS IS BAD NEWS BEARS FOR "WALLY THE 10002000 LOL. UR A TROLL." GUYS. SUDDENLY WALLY USES BACONIZER AND VEGAN SHEFALI DDOS'S ZFGC. LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE NO MORE POWER GUYS SO THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S FIGHT.

WINNER: NOBODY LOL.
Title: Re: ZFGC UFC BATTLE 2015 WALNUT VS. 4SWORD AND MG-ZERO VS. VASH ROUND 1
Post by: rhalifax on February 06, 2015, 06:59:38 pm: Tldr; wally is lizard squad
Title: Re: ZFGC UFC BATTLE 2015 WALNUT VS. 4SWORD AND MG-ZERO VS. VASH ROUND 1
Post by: Starforsaken101 on February 06, 2015, 07:59:56 pm: I hope you never grow up, gm. I legit laughed at the 16Sword/4
Title: Re: ZFGC UFC BATTLE 2015 WALNUT VS. 4SWORD AND MG-ZERO VS. VASH ROUND 1
Post by: Walnut on February 06, 2015, 08:44:38 pm: hime hime hime
Title: Re: ZFGC UFC BATTLE 2015 WALNUT VS. 4SWORD AND MG-ZERO VS. VASH ROUND 1
Post by: MG-Zero on February 06, 2015, 08:48:53 pm: Can we actually make this a thing? Jon just pitting random ZFGC members against each other in some kind of ridiculous battle?
Title: Re: ZFGC UFC BATTLE 2015 WALNUT VS. 4SWORD AND MG-ZERO VS. VASH ROUND 1
Post by: Colbydude on February 07, 2015, 04:22:34 am: Quote from: MG-Zero on February 06, 2015, 08:48:53 pm
Can we actually make this a thing? Jon just pitting random ZFGC members against each other in some kind of ridiculous battle?

Yes.
Title: Re: ZFGC UFC BATTLE 2015 WALNUT VS. 4SWORD AND MG-ZERO VS. VASH ROUND 1
Post by: AJAX on February 07, 2015, 04:57:01 am: Sorry about this guys, I was honestly not sober when I wrote this. But if you all like it, then fine.. I'll do it, but it would be awesome if we could have some crazy animations and then we can all chip in for voice overs... FOR EXTRA DRAMATIC EFFECT.
Title: Re: ZFGC UFC BATTLE 2015 WALNUT VS. 4SWORD AND MG-ZERO VS. VASH ROUND 1
Post by: rhalifax on February 07, 2015, 05:07:38 am: Quote from: DICKBUTT on February 07, 2015, 04:57:01 am
Sorry about this guys, I was honestly not sober when I wrote this. But if you all like it, then fine.. I'll do it, but it would be awesome if we could have some crazy animations and then we can all chip in for voice overs... FOR EXTRA DRAMATIC EFFECT.
I'll do voice over :p
Title: Re: ZFGC UFC BATTLE 2015 WALNUT VS. 4SWORD AND MG-ZERO VS. VASH ROUND 1
Post by: AJAX on February 09, 2015, 12:35:51 am: NAPPA HERE AND WE AREEEEE BRINGING YOU DA AMAZING ZFGC--- HEY, WAIT. VAGETA.. DO THEY SELL CHIKEN AT UFC?!

"UGGHHHHHHHHHH."

LOL JK NAPPA STOLE THE SHOW GUYS. STAY TUNED UNTIL NEXT TIME. STEVEN CALANDRA'S BALL Z.
Title: Re: ZFGC UFC BATTLE 2015 WALNUT VS. 4SWORD AND MG-ZERO VS. VASH ROUND 1
Post by: MG-Zero on February 11, 2015, 01:37:54 pm: Soo where's episode 2? :(
Title: Re: ZFGC UFC BATTLE 2015 WALNUT VS. 4SWORD AND MG-ZERO VS. VASH ROUND 1
Post by: 4Sword on February 13, 2015, 04:35:42 am: Quote from: DICKBUTT on February 06, 2015, 06:47:23 pm
HOT DOGS ARE NOW BEING THROWN ONTO THE FIGHTING ARENA GUYS.

MG-ZERO VS VASH
OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE FAGGOTRY IS THIS?! ARE THEY LITERALLY HAVING GAY SEX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHTING AREA? AND WHAT THE HELL? SUDDENLY USER METALLICA42982384293 RUNS OUT ON TO THE ARENA. OH MY GOD WHAT REALLY IS GOING ON HERE?! HE'S TAKING HIS PANTS OFF! HOLY CRAP. OH NO. OH NO NO NO NO NO NO. THEY ARE MAKING A TRIFORCE OF GAY. THREE MEN IN A FORMATION OF A TRIANGLE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARENA. LET'S SWITCH BACK OVER TO SEE HOW WALLY IS DOING.

>> crowd somehow throwing available hotdogs
>> Vash somehow not having bum-stuffed them beforehand to satisfy phallicical cravings
Title: Re: ZFGC UFC BATTLE 2015 WALNUT VS. 4SWORD AND MG-ZERO VS. VASH ROUND 1
Post by: Walnut on February 13, 2015, 05:51:35 am: ^^^^^ dying
Title: Re: ZFGC UFC BATTLE 2015 WALNUT VS. 4SWORD AND MG-ZERO VS. VASH ROUND 1
Post by: AJAX on February 13, 2015, 05:57:12 am: JIM HOGIS JUST SMACKED ALL OF ZFGC OUT OF THIS PARK WITH A GRAND SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Title: Re: ZFGC UFC BATTLE 2015 WALNUT VS. 4SWORD AND MG-ZERO VS. VASH ROUND 1
Post by: Crim on February 14, 2015, 01:50:58 am: man, the funny made me drop my popcorn.