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Entertainment / Re: Touch! Generations UK ads
« on: December 03, 2007, 07:25:13 pm »Link wears a skirt and tights.
Can't argue with that.
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Can't argue with that.
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Other Discussion / Internet Troubles
« on: December 02, 2007, 02:10:28 am »
1. My internet will sometimes just stop working. Can't load any webpages, BUT, if I'm downloading a torrent, it continues. Weird. It may be my routers connection; the cable may have a slim chance of being faulty. Any ideas?
2. ALSO; Firefox forced me to update and as a result, I lost all my quicklinks and bookmarks. HELP ME RESTORE THEM.
2. ALSO; Firefox forced me to update and as a result, I lost all my quicklinks and bookmarks. HELP ME RESTORE THEM.
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Entertainment / Gamespot Editor fired over negative review of Kane and Lynch: Dead Men
« on: December 02, 2007, 01:02:49 am »
Jeff Gerstmann, an editor at Gamespot, was fired because he gave a 6/10 to the game Kane and Lynch: Dead Men. Why? Because Gamespot.com was advertising this game HEAVILY. It's like, there were ads for this game all over Gamespot, hyping it up and !@#$%, and when it comes out finally, it gets a 6/10. Apparently the game developers (Eidos) were upset by this and Gerstmann was fired as a result.
Here are some links:
http://valleywag.com/tech/jeff-gerstmann/gamespot-editor--on-fired-reviewer-328775.php
http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/50134
You can do some googling on this to find out more if you are interested.
Here are some links:
http://valleywag.com/tech/jeff-gerstmann/gamespot-editor--on-fired-reviewer-328775.php
http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/50134
You can do some googling on this to find out more if you are interested.
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Entertainment / Re: ATTN: Mario Galaxy 100%ers *obvious spoilers*
« on: December 01, 2007, 11:11:54 pm »
I'm told you're supposed to get 120 stars with Mario, unlock Luigi, get 120 stars (again) with Luigi, and then get the new galaxy? Or something. I dunno.
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Entertainment / Re: Interesting find in Viva Pinata?
« on: December 01, 2007, 05:39:03 pm »
It's not fake. I've seen it before on my 360 version of the game.
There's also another easter egg, one of the shopkeepers in the game will say "Got some rare things on sale. I have a friend who says that alot." Which is a clear reference to the merchant in Resident Evil 4.
There's also another easter egg, one of the shopkeepers in the game will say "Got some rare things on sale. I have a friend who says that alot." Which is a clear reference to the merchant in Resident Evil 4.
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Other Discussion / Re: 2girls1cup and 2girls1finger
« on: December 01, 2007, 01:43:08 am »ehh...2 girls is nothing compared to 4 girls no cup..
Ohh...I know what you're talking about now.
NASTY TEXTS AHEAD; READER BEWARE:
a shock scat movie (more than 50 minutes long) in which 4 brazilian sluts !@#$% into each others anuses, !@#$% back out the !@#$%, eat the !@#$%, vomit onto each other, vomit into their assholes, suck the vomit out of their assholes, etc. far worse than 2girls1cup OR 2girls1finger.
It has 4 girls in it. amirite? It's also known as "swap avi" or "swap.avi"
[dantheman edit] I made the text smaller so people have the chance to not read it if they don't want to
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Other Discussion / Re: Farting Preacher
« on: November 30, 2007, 08:27:00 pm »O MY !@#$% GOD! ATTENTION CROUTONS! I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT EVEN THOUGH SOMETHING IS AS OLD AS SWIFTU IS ANNOYING, IT CAN'T BE FUNNY! CUZ LAST TIME I CHECKED, THINGS STAY FUNNY NO MATTER HOW OLD THEY ARE.
Get the !@#$% over it. No one cares if it's old. O NO! IT'S OLD! HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT! LET'S MAKE HIM FEEL BAD ABOUT POSTING OLD THINGS! It's still hilarious. I don't care if it's old.
And no, I don't live in a cave. How would I operate a computer if I lived in a cave. YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWLESS.
lolwut.
You edited. Lawl.
Also, things don't stay funny no matter how old they are. Those are called Ruined Jokes my friend.
I actually don't find this funny anymore, along with many other old jokes originally spawning from funnyjunk.com
Good day sir. You win nothing. Newfag.
I edited my post. ...So what? Coincidentally, you don't find this funny; so you insult me and are trolling my topic! SQUADELAH! Being called a newfag (even though I clearly am not one) because I posted an old video that I (AND OTHERS) found funny, is very not nice.
EDIT: upon further research of the internets which i am so unakomsted to; ive diskuverd dat 'newfag' is a fraze yuzed 2 dikribe sum1 new on 4chan
EDIT2: lolololo
Edit3: upon further stalking of this topic waiting for you to reply to me, I found it INCREDIBLY unnecessary to call me a newfag. Just because I posted an OLD VIDEO that failed to amuse you, where do you get off calling me names? i are made sad now.
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Entertainment / Re: Massive Affection for Mass Effect
« on: November 30, 2007, 07:26:06 pm »
What happened to the post I made in this topic? Did someone delete it?
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Other Discussion / Re: Farting Preacher
« on: November 30, 2007, 05:25:14 pm »
O MY !@#$% GOD! ATTENTION CROUTONS! I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT EVEN THOUGH SOMETHING IS AS OLD AS SWIFTU IS ANNOYING, IT CAN'T BE FUNNY! CUZ LAST TIME I CHECKED, THINGS STAY FUNNY NO MATTER HOW OLD THEY ARE.
Get the !@#$% over it. No one cares if it's old. O NO! IT'S OLD! HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT! LET'S MAKE HIM FEEL BAD ABOUT POSTING OLD THINGS! It's still hilarious. I don't care if it's old.
And no, I don't live in a cave. How would I operate a computer if I lived in a cave. YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWLESS.
Get the !@#$% over it. No one cares if it's old. O NO! IT'S OLD! HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT! LET'S MAKE HIM FEEL BAD ABOUT POSTING OLD THINGS! It's still hilarious. I don't care if it's old.
And no, I don't live in a cave. How would I operate a computer if I lived in a cave. YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWLESS.
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Other Discussion / Re: 2girls1cup and 2girls1finger
« on: November 29, 2007, 08:32:26 pm »ehh...2 girls is nothing compared to 4 girls no cup..
links plx. google didn't return any results. what is it? what happens?
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Other Discussion / Farting Preacher
« on: November 28, 2007, 09:07:58 pm »
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/334/
the first fart is pretty funny.
at 25 seconds in, THAT IS THE BEST FART/FACE COMBO EVER. seriously. the farts are just dubbed in, but why would the preacher make a face like that?
also at 40 seconds when he farts over the word "go" that cracked me up.
the first fart is pretty funny.
at 25 seconds in, THAT IS THE BEST FART/FACE COMBO EVER. seriously. the farts are just dubbed in, but why would the preacher make a face like that?
also at 40 seconds when he farts over the word "go" that cracked me up.
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Other Discussion / Re: I'm looking for a good video converter
« on: November 27, 2007, 10:30:02 pm »
http://media-convert.com/
that's a good site. maybe the audio problems lies within the program you're using.
that's a good site. maybe the audio problems lies within the program you're using.
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Other Discussion / Re: 2girls1cup and 2girls1finger
« on: November 27, 2007, 10:21:58 pm »
dude, you think tubgirl is the worst of the internet?
bme pain olympics = graphic (video) depicting a man mutilating his own genitals.
lemon party = nasty old man orgy
goatse = classic nasty anal stretching
bme pain olympics = graphic (video) depicting a man mutilating his own genitals.
lemon party = nasty old man orgy
goatse = classic nasty anal stretching
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Other Discussion / Re: 2girls1cup and 2girls1finger
« on: November 27, 2007, 10:05:57 pm »
Yeah. Very nasty, but didn't make me wanna barf. 
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Other Discussion / 2girls1cup and 2girls1finger
« on: November 27, 2007, 09:48:37 pm »
WARNING! INCASE YOU DIDNT SEE THE PRIOR WARNING: THERE ARE NASTY TEXTS AHEAD! DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A BABY BOO HOO CUPCAKE!
If you haven't seen these videos, they're nasty. They're shock videos. Either one starts out with two chicks making out, then it gets really nasty and they start eating !@#$% and throwing up and eating the vomit and wiping it all over their !@#$% and stuff. People post "reactions" on YouTube, and the people reacting to the videos are all gagging and stuff, throwing up, crying and running away. But I watched both and didn't turn away at all. Don't get me wrong. They're nasty as !@#$%. I just didn't feel like throwing up. Even Joe Rogan (host of Fear Factor in the USA) couldn't watch the video.
If you're feeling brave, the videos have their own websites. [figure it out yourself]
be forewarned; it may make you throw up.
If you haven't seen these videos, they're nasty. They're shock videos. Either one starts out with two chicks making out, then it gets really nasty and they start eating !@#$% and throwing up and eating the vomit and wiping it all over their !@#$% and stuff. People post "reactions" on YouTube, and the people reacting to the videos are all gagging and stuff, throwing up, crying and running away. But I watched both and didn't turn away at all. Don't get me wrong. They're nasty as !@#$%. I just didn't feel like throwing up. Even Joe Rogan (host of Fear Factor in the USA) couldn't watch the video.
If you're feeling brave, the videos have their own websites. [figure it out yourself]
be forewarned; it may make you throw up.
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Other Discussion / Re: Hey guys... I think I've found one of Hyrule_boy's baby pictures.
« on: November 27, 2007, 02:21:02 am »
swiftu made a funny
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Entertainment / Re: Ocarina of Time is no longer "The Highest Rated Game of All Time"
« on: November 25, 2007, 05:35:10 pm »Well, I define spoiler as a major plot point or device that is revealed without the viewers discretion. It would have been a spoiler if I explained what happened after the last boss battle. However, just saying what happens when you reach a certain number of collectibles isn't really a spoiler.
1. It's Mario Galaxy- one of the most anticipated games of the decade.
2. You've ruined its most awesome secret.
The man is correct, that is a spoiler. I have no lost the drive to work and get all the stars.
Well, that sounds like a personal problem. You know what happens after sexing a woman for any period of time? Orgasm, right? O NO, SPOILER! Now I don't want to have sex.
It's like, knowing you unlock a gun in Half Life 2 after you reach a certain part of a game, BEFORE you reach it, you don't want to unlock it? Retarded.
Anyways, alot of gaming sites already revealed the Galaxy secret. How do you think I found out about it? And no, there was no spoiler warning.
Besides, what's been said has been said. If you read the spoiler, then SUCKS TO BE YOU! Can't do anything about it now.
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Entertainment / Re: Ocarina of Time is no longer "The Highest Rated Game of All Time"
« on: November 25, 2007, 03:27:16 pm »
Well, I define spoiler as a major plot point or device that is revealed without the viewers discretion. It would have been a spoiler if I explained what happened after the last boss battle. However, just saying what happens when you reach a certain number of collectibles isn't really a spoiler.
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Entertainment / Re: Two player Ikaruga beaten by ONE GUY.
« on: November 25, 2007, 03:23:04 pm »
Yes, yes, yes, we've all seen the Digg story which had links to all the videos of games we're not enough to beat. DANK U
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Entertainment / Re: Ocarina of Time is no longer "The Highest Rated Game of All Time"
« on: November 24, 2007, 10:01:07 pm »I have all 120 stars, and I can safely say it's an incredible game. The desert Galaxy has a star you have to get inside a HUGE tower to get, and then it starts sinking while you're upside down (I assume). It's an epic level. And the reward for getting all 120 stars? Find out yourself, it's too good to spoil.
At first, I admit I didn't have a lot of faith in this game, but as I went back to levels and found there was lots more to them, I really started to see why it's so damn good.
120 stars...
Spoiler: You get to go back and play through the whole game as Luigi (with typical luigi skills; faster moving, different jump)
Mod Edit: Watch out for spoilers.