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Title: <DEFEATED> The Adventures of Toaster Boy - FIRST SONG AND MYSPACE UNVEILED.
Post by: Halu on July 04, 2007, 02:23:15 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/yugiohsteven/toaster.png)

~ Toaster Boy ~

The story of Toaster Boy begins one night at a party.
Toaster Boy was known for being a !@#$%, and !@#$% anything in sight, but this went to far.
Someone shouted, "Hey Adam! (his name before "the incident")  Get drunk and !@#$% this toaster!"
So, Adam walked over to the toaster, pondered what he might do next, then suddenly shouted,
 
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v389/yugiohsteven/epic.png).

And he did, right in front of everyone.  This is where Adam got the name, "Toaster Boy."

Toaster Boy and his toaster just recently had a child, "Toastetta," and don't have the money to support her.
The Foundation for Retards that Screw Toasters has agreed to give Toaster Boy and his Wife $10 every time somebody votes for him in the character comp.
Please, have a heart and help save this child.

Myspace

The myspace has the first song on it. (http://www.myspace.com/toasterboyisawesome)

Quote from: Lyrics for "Most Awkward Prom Ever"
Biggest night
Our young lives
Don't know what
To say
Tuxedo
Libido
Need to show, I love you more
My toaster lover
My toaster lover

Most. Awkward. Prom.
Most. Awkward. Prom. Ever.

Sitting here
Immobile
Plugged into the wall
Making toaster
Prom dress
New shoes
Need to show
I love you more
My human lover
My human lover

Most. Awkward. Prom.
Most. Awkward. Prom. Ever.

Oddest couple
On the dancefloor
Other guys
Tread on feet
I tread on your cable
You tread on my cable
Need to show
I love you more
My perfect lover
My perfect lover

Most. Awkward. Prom.
Most. Awkward. Prom. Ever.

Who's Character?
Mine and Pyru's.
All drawings by Foxu :3

Toaster Boy News
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: Retro on July 04, 2007, 06:58:38 pm
lol fox...?


Anyways it's just random enough it might work.
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: Pyru on July 04, 2007, 07:00:34 pm
Quote from: Retro on July 04, 2007, 06:58:38 pm
Anyways it's just random enough it might work.

What do you mean random?

Toasterboy is totally not random. He's like the antirandom. He's unrandom.
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: Halu on July 04, 2007, 08:10:01 pm
If Toaster Boy was random, then I'd have a 3rd nipple.
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: NeoGeo-x on July 04, 2007, 08:26:25 pm
Uhh, yeah.. good luck with this character. I'm refraining from saying anything else.
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: Pyru on July 04, 2007, 10:17:41 pm
Quote from: NeoGeo-x on July 04, 2007, 08:26:25 pm
Uhh, yeah.. good luck with this character. I'm refraining from saying anything else.

Translation from Neo-speakTM:

Quote
I wish I'd come up with this myself, rather than a green hamster.
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: Kame on July 05, 2007, 01:46:30 pm
Quote from: Pyru on July 04, 2007, 10:17:41 pm
Quote from: NeoGeo-x on July 04, 2007, 08:26:25 pm
Uhh, yeah.. good luck with this character. I'm refraining from saying anything else.

Translation from Neo-speakTM:

Quote
I wish I'd come up with this myself, rather than a green hamster.

Translation from Pyru-speakTM:

Quote
I'm screwed.
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: Pyru on July 05, 2007, 03:01:56 pm
Hey, no need for mud slinging yet ladies.

Where's the love?

The love for... toasters?
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: Kame on July 05, 2007, 03:26:30 pm
Toaster DP?
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: NeoGeo-x on July 05, 2007, 04:29:10 pm
Check your Neo dictionary, that is not at all what I meant.

I mean.. obviously you could have come up with a little more than a monochrome stickman.
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: Moldrill on July 05, 2007, 06:16:11 pm
I wouldnt be talking Neo. Because I can tell that your character just beams with originality.
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: NeoGeo-x on July 05, 2007, 07:22:35 pm
Quote from: Moldrill on July 05, 2007, 06:16:11 pm
Because I can tell that your character just beams with originality.
How often do you encounter green monstrosities that bear a resemblence to hamsters carrying baskets with skulls on their backs?
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: Moldrill on July 05, 2007, 07:59:48 pm
Neo. ;D I dont want to get in a battle with you in every other topic than your own. Lets take this matter to the right topic.
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: uma on July 06, 2007, 03:34:33 am
Quote from: NeoGeo-x on July 05, 2007, 04:29:10 pm
Check your Neo dictionary, that is not at all what I meant.

I mean.. obviously you could have come up with a little more than a monochrome stickman.

Quote
Blah blah blah

I think what Kren was trying to say however, is that the character competition shouldn't be taken seriously. It's not supposed to display drawing talent or talent in creativity. Because the truth is, some people don't have skill in both of those. Especially in the past, the character comp has been about finding the character that is simply the best, the character that kind of creates the most emotion... blah blah blah

Blah blah
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: ArcticZero on July 06, 2007, 11:23:54 am
rofl, toaster boy can rape my virgin toaster anytime, i think you scored my vote!
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: NeoGeo-x on July 06, 2007, 12:17:14 pm
Uma, of course this is not an art competition, but the point in unserious characters is that they are funny.. I'm really sorry to the creators of this character, but I didn't laugh when I saw this :/
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: uma on July 07, 2007, 01:26:15 am
People have different tastes in humor. I found this funnier than Goroneater, so I just have a different taste. Goroneater just makes my eyes bleed. I might of laughed it my eyes weren't bleed...  :(

Now this, though it may not incredibley complex or colored, does not make my eyes bleed, so there for I have a chance to find this funny. Maybe if you were to draw goroneater, I could find it funny, but its not an art competition, and your already going to win with all of those goroneater fan boys, so why change something for just 1 person when I'm justa small minority? Seriously.

I just like things that aren't badly photo shopped better than things that are badly photo shopped. Its funny in some cases, but I guess just not in a character competition. But what would I know? I'm just Uma.
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: NeoGeo-x on July 07, 2007, 09:47:21 am
Quote from: uma on July 07, 2007, 01:26:15 am
People have different tastes in humor. I found this funnier than Goroneater, so I just have a different taste. Goroneater just makes my eyes bleed. I might of laughed it my eyes weren't bleed...  :(
And that's your right. Everyone's different, and therefore everyone's taste in humour is bound to be different. Furthermore, regarding your question "why change something for just 1 person when I'm justa small minority?". I'm not asking them to change anything, I was just expressing my opinion on this character.

Oh, and lastly.. you seem to be more certain of Goroneater's victory than I am. Even excluding your statements, there is still some strong anti-goroneater language expressed on this board.
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: Downsider on July 07, 2007, 10:13:28 am
Toooaaasssttteeerrr BBBOOOYYY!!!!!
Toasterboy, don't worry.  I'll vote for you and get you food.  :D
Don't starve, LIVE!  LIVE!
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: Halu on July 07, 2007, 03:45:01 pm
WHY CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS EVERYONE.
srsly, Goroneater rocks, everyone leave him alone D:
Also, I shall be working on the Toaster Boy EP when I get back to NC with Pyru >:D
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: Halu on July 13, 2007, 10:56:53 pm
FIRST SONG IS ALMOST DONE PEOPLE O:<
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy
Post by: Pyru on July 14, 2007, 09:03:45 am
Yeah, Halu's right.

First song is:


Some minor technical hiccups last night, but it should be sequenced and mastered today, then Halu's gonna add some slick drumbeats.

So, later today, expect the Toaster Boy MySpace page and Youtube channel to go online later today with the first EP song.
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy - FIRST SONG AND MYSPACE UNVEILED.
Post by: Halu on July 21, 2007, 06:53:08 pm
MYSPACE AND FIRST SONG UP :D
Clicky. (http://www.myspace.com/toasterboyisawesome)
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy - FIRST SONG AND MYSPACE UNVEILED.
Post by: Pyru on July 21, 2007, 07:13:34 pm
Lyrics for the first song...

Orange text = Pyru
Blue text = Siri
Purple text = Duet

"Most. Awkward. Prom. Ever."

Biggest night
Our young lives
Don't know what
To say
Tuxedo
Libido
Need to show
I love you more
My toaster lover
My toaster lover

Most. Awkward. Prom.
Most. Awkward. Prom. Ever.

Sitting here
Immobile
Plugged into the wall
Making toast
Prom dress
New shoes
Need to show
I love you more
My human lover
My human lover

Most. Awkward. Prom.
Most. Awkward. Prom. Ever.

Oddest couple
On the dancefloor
Other guys
Tread on feet
I tread on your cable
You tread on my cable
Need to show
I love you more
My perfect lover
My perfect lover

Most. Awkward. Prom.
Most. Awkward. Prom. Ever.
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy - FIRST SONG AND MYSPACE UNVEILED.
Post by: Pyru on July 21, 2007, 08:58:52 pm
Sorry for bumping, but...

Decided it was time to collect all the support banners together.

Since I can only fit so many in my sig, and Halu refuses to use them (<__<), there are a few going unused. Feel free to pick any:

Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy - FIRST SONG AND MYSPACE UNVEILED.
Post by: Riisnæs on July 21, 2007, 09:19:14 pm
I hear Stoveman is coming soon, how's that for competition?
Title: Re: The Adventures of Toaster Boy - FIRST SONG AND MYSPACE UNVEILED.
Post by: Halu on July 21, 2007, 09:19:52 pm
IT'S ON !@#$% O:<

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