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« on: July 05, 2006, 04:18:04 am »
Billy the Body
By Kyle Van Dongen
In a basement furnished and bright,
Jim and Betty are in a fight,
Betty wouldn???t give out for Jim,
Now he wants to go back to Kim.
???Tis the nature of their odd love,
To pinch flesh, cheat, lick lips, and shove,
Betty isn???t a simple girl,
That???s enough to make ???ol Jim hurl,
Soon Jim???s alone by the food rack,
Fixing himself a mid-fight snack,
He wanders back with soup in hand,
It would have been better fresh not canned,
Jim wanders through the scary dark,
Fearing he???ll trip and leave a mark,
Jim brushes against a cold blob,
He screams in fear then starts to sob,
Our Jim was never a brave man,
What he touched was not a steel pan,
It wasn???t even a rare steak,
Or a type of pie you would bake,
He bumped into Betty???s old friend,
One with whom her love she would lend,
Yeah Billy was a shameless bum,
Dating Jim???s girl was really dumb,
Alas this find was really thrilling,
???Cause Jim did not do the killing,
Jim begins to move the body,
Thinking Bill???s clothes are quite shoddy,
Jim worried not about the stain,
He always thought the floor was plain,
Billy grinned though he was quite dead,
A million plans filled Jim???s hairy head,
He could bring Bill to Betty???s place,
So she could see him face to face,
Or cram him in her car???s small trunk,
The cops would think she???s quite the punk,
So many ways to frame this girl,
They even make Jim???s small mind whirl,
The problem is choosing just one,
A plan that will get the job done,
So Jim races into the night,
Doing what he knows is not right,
Betty was far too mean to him,
So he???ll make her fate rather grim.
