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Having sex with two women at once is a bad idea
« on: December 10, 2008, 01:18:07 am »
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What a silly little fantasy. Everyone knows that most guys have to put in extra effort to make sure that both he and the girl get off. What the hell are you going to do with two? You wont have enough !@#$% power to get them both off, and you'll either end up disappointing two women. The only other option is to make sure they are bisexual, and if you go down that route, you'll surely end up becoming a forgettable side dish.
Group sex is more logical when the men out number the women.
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2008, 02:01:51 am »
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Stop crushing my dreams!
plus: sex with two dudes? no thanks I'm sure women feel the same way about sex with two women....
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2008, 02:20:47 am »
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This seems a lot more like spam then OD, unless of course you just had intercourse with two women and this experience happened to you. :P

Anyway, what do you mean a side dish if they're bisexual? Wouldn't that be more if they were lesbian? If they're bisexual that would mean they enjoy it with you as much as the woman, so you wouldn't really become a side dish.
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2008, 02:23:12 am »
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Luckily I have a triple DICK so pleasing multiple woman is easy
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2008, 03:28:52 am »
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Luckily I have a triple DICK so pleasing multiple woman is easy

oh god, that just made my day xD
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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2008, 03:33:25 am »
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I think you should speak for yourself in regards to '!@#$% power'.
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2008, 03:40:54 am »
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Let's also not forget the splendid versatility of female orifices. A skilled woman can service 3-5 dicks in one session without pausing.
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2008, 03:41:24 am »
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Bitches don't know bout my !@#$% power!


Anyways this topic makes me think of an article that was posted a while ago about how echidnas have a Gatling gun style penis.  XD
 
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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2008, 06:36:03 am »
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Bitches don't know bout my !@#$% power!


Anyways this topic makes me think of an article that was posted a while ago about how echidnas have a Gatling gun style penis.  XD
 


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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2008, 06:24:53 pm »
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Once you actually have sex with at least one woman, come back and complain.
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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2008, 06:39:01 pm »
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Once you actually have sex with at least one woman, come back and complain.
How do I got sex?
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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2008, 06:46:42 pm »
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Once you actually have sex with at least one woman, come back and complain.
How do I got sex?


Anyway, yeah threesomes do seem like they could be messy and complicated. According to Mammy at least, and he's like the man to see with anything to do with sex :P
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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2008, 07:14:16 pm »
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Once you actually have sex with at least one woman, come back and complain.
How do I got sex?


Anyway, yeah threesomes do seem like they could be messy and complicated. According to Mammy at least, and he's like the man to see with anything to do with sex :P
k. Mammy how do I got sex?
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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2008, 07:35:45 pm »
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lol. This topic reminds me of when my brother almost got thrown out of our house because he got caught in bed at like 4am with two girls. Was quite funny XD, shame I was to !@#$% tired to notice much at the time.
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« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2008, 07:53:26 pm »
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You see, if that were to happen to me, I'd probably get a high five from my Step-Dad xD
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« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2008, 08:11:58 pm »
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You see, if that were to happen to me, I'd probably get a high five from my Step-Dad xD
I think my dad wanted to, I sure did :D. My mother was just being a right !@#$% and he was trying to back her up.
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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2008, 08:14:23 pm »
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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2008, 08:15:06 pm »
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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2008, 08:18:51 pm »
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Let's put a photo on some milk cartons.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2008, 08:21:05 pm by Aliento »
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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2008, 08:25:28 pm »
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Let's put a photo on some milk cartons.

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