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<DEFEATED> Open Girlfriend
« on: July 11, 2007, 01:41:23 pm »
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Open Girlfriend
Created by Sol (idea) and Venus (all the hard work >_>).

Description:
Open Girlfriend was created as an idea around the end of 2005 by two (mad) scientists. They wanted to develop semi-artificial humans that could be speedgrown to an appropriate size for the "user" (with lack of better words). The project would have a developing-model not unlike the one so called open source and free software projects have, so the user would be free to modify the girlfriend for his (or her) needs (read about the four freedoms below). Anyway, in 2006 they added the project on SourceForge.net (http://sourceforge.net/projects/opengf/), and the development rate was very fast. Already the second day in July this year (2007) they released the source for the first prototype (v1.0rc1), which was based on Sols desires (one of the scientists). A photo of it's base can be found here: http://sourceforge.net/projects/opengf/download/.

Of course, that's just a prototype. An open girlfriend can really just look about anything, and there has been quite a few modifications around the world. But there's not really good photos of them (and everyone else's taste sucks).

Open Girlfriend's Four Freedoms:
  • The freedom to use the girlfriend, for any purpose (freedom 0).
  • The freedom to study how the girlfriend works, and adapt her to your needs (freedom 1). Access to the DNA is a precondition for this.
  • The freedom to redistribute copies so you can help your neighbor satisfy his or her needs (freedom 2).
  • The freedom to improve the girlfriend, and release your improvements to the public, so that the whole community benefits (freedom 3). Access to the DNA is a precondition for this.

FAQ
Q: How do I start?
A: Download the source and compile it in the GNU Compiler Collection port included (gogfc). Print out the result in our special writer (driver source included) and put it in a glass of water with a lot of salt over the night. When it's starting to look like a small embryo put it in a larger bowl and so on. In about two weeks you will have a fully grown human, which you can shape a little (although, everything in the DNA can't be changed anymore). As long as it's in a salty water enviroment it will speedgrow, the earlier you take it out, the younger it will be.

Q: How much salt do I need? And how much does it usually cost?
A: It depends on for how long you want to speedgrow it. For a healthy baby you need on average 10 kg salt. For an adult or late teenager you would probably need in the hundreds of kilograms. The cost varies. Usually a couple of grands for an adult. Then there's aftercosts, when you have to take care of it.

Q: Yeah it worked! But mine looks exactly like your prototype and apparently it likes ducks a lot, how do I change it?
A: You need to change the source before you compile it. It can't be changed after it's compiled, duh, that's why we provide the source code.

Q: I don't want my gf anymore. Can I dump her?
A: Yes, you can dump it, but you can't dispose it (legally at least). You'll have to find someone that wants it and give/sell it away. Good luck.

Q: Is this right to do?
A: What do you think?

Q: That last answer was a question.
A: And your question was a statement.

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« Last Edit: July 26, 2007, 07:03:25 am by Hoffy »
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Re: Open Girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2007, 01:47:22 pm »
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LMFAO.
When I saw the picture of CA I busted out laughing, nice work guys xD
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XFD.
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Re: Open Girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2007, 03:40:35 pm »
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Oh wow haha even I lol'd I can definitely tell Jai was involved in this one. I may have to have a talk with him later when he gets back.... 
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Re: Open Girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2007, 03:58:20 pm »
  • I choose you, Zorua!
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I don't think CrystalAngel is ok with using her picture for the contest. Is there anything else that could be used or should it be left blank?
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Re: Open Girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2007, 04:02:21 pm »
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Oh wow haha even I lol'd I can definitely tell Jai was involved in this one. I may have to have a talk with him later when he gets back.... 
I don't think CrystalAngel is ok with using her picture for the contest. Is there anything else that could be used or should it be left blank?
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Re: Open Girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2007, 04:03:38 pm »
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I don't think CrystalAngel is ok with using her picture for the contest. Is there anything else that could be used or should it be left blank?

Meh I don't care I'll live, just be a bit awkward paired against myself in a competition lol
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2007, 04:04:44 pm »
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I don't think CrystalAngel is ok with using her picture for the contest. Is there anything else that could be used or should it be left blank?

Meh I don't care I'll live, just be a bit awkward paired against myself in a competition lol

Well twice the chance of winning.
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Re: Open Girlfriend
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2007, 08:02:57 pm »
  • In all seriousness who's serious?
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Lol that's pretty funny you even cloned SF.Net talk about being thorough.

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Intended Audience : Singles, Nerds, Pedobear, You, ZFGC, Everyone else
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Re: Open Girlfriend
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2007, 08:09:22 pm »
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Lol that's pretty funny you even cloned SF.Net talk about being thorough.

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EDIT:
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in b4 4chan memes
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Re: Open Girlfriend
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2007, 09:57:17 pm »
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This is genius, nice work guys :D
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well i dont have that system and it is very hard to care about everything when you are single
Re: Open Girlfriend
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2007, 10:00:21 pm »
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Sol was abusing his powers. He destroyed I LOVE ANGELA :(
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Re: Open Girlfriend
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 11:35:29 pm »
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Sol was abusing his powers. He destroyed I LOVE ANGELA :(

Meh. He was improving it and he did it for the good of the forums. Hardly abusing anything if you ask me *cough*.
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Re: Open Girlfriend
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2007, 11:55:35 pm »
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It won't matter.

Open girlfriend will not win the competition.
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Re: Open Girlfriend
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2007, 06:14:23 am »
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Harsh, no?
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Re: Open Girlfriend
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2007, 03:36:13 pm »
still avialable? i have no girlfriend now i can have her lol lol
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« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2007, 04:37:51 pm »
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