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Re: Apparently, Dumbledore is gay.
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2007, 02:33:44 pm »
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Snape boned Dumbledore.

"What're yeh on abou', Harry?"
"Dumbledore," said Harry. "Snape sexed Dumbledore."
Hagrid Simply looked at him, the little of his face that could be seen completely blank, uncomprehending.
"Dumbledore wha', Harry?"
"He's gay. Snape sexed him...and he liked it"
"Don't Say that," said Hagrid roughly. "Snape sex Dumbledore - don' be stupid, Harry. Wha's made yeh say tha'?"
"I saw it happe."
"Ye couldn' have."
"I saw it, Hagrid".
Hagrid shook his head; his expression was disbelieving but sympathetic and Harry knew that Hagrid thought he had sustained a blow to the head, that he was confused, perhaps by the after-effects of a jinx...
"What musta happened was, Dumbledore musta told Snape ter put him under the impervious curse and rape him ter go with them Death Eaters," Hagrid said confidently. "I suppose he's gotta keep his cover. Look let's get ye back up ter the school. Come on Harry,"
Harry did not attempt to argue or explain. He was still shaking uncontrollably. Hagrid would find out soon enough, too soon...

In before this fad explodes all over the internet.

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"Me? I see myself holding a large pair of thick, woolen socks. One can never have enough socks, Harry."

Not only is the metaphor FABULOUS, but this reveals he was lying in the Erised scene. JK really opened the doors for lots of new theories.
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Re: Apparently, Dumbledore is gay.
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2007, 04:27:37 pm »
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Most of which would end in Dumbledore and Harry having sex...
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Re: Apparently, Dumbledore is gay.
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2007, 06:03:19 pm »
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Homosexuality, last I checked, is commonly viewed as mainly being outside of the homosexuals control. In other words, we do not choose our sexuality.

Also, Homosexuality only spreads disease because of the idiots that think STD's don't spread through Anal Sex. It's like people that think pulling out is a safe form of contraception, they are the idiots, but does that make all straight people idiots?

Last I checked the number of Homosexuals in the world has remained fairly constant, the difference being that in modern times people are more likely to 'come out of the closet' because they don't have to worry about being dragged into prison!
I agree with what you say except for sexuality being something innate and not decided upon.  At some point a guy sits there and goes,"I think I like DICK more than !@#$%."  It's a choice.

But, the rest I agree with.  My problem is I don't think they need another gay person everyday to announce they are gay on television shows.  It's stupid.  Why do I need to hear that?  I don't even want a straight person to tell me everyday that they are straight.  Give me REAL news!  Not that Johnny Chimpo likes !@#$% and not !@#$%.

That doesn't make it a choice, it makes it an urge, and instinct, which eats up at them if they try to ignore it. Not the same thing. Can you honestly sit there and watch a man have sex with another man, and feel indifferent, or choose to be aroused? Or is it some deeper, instinctive, almost genetic trait in you that makes you look away and not want to see it?

I dunno, I think there is a choice, like he could think hes gay, but then I dunno, decide he isn't?

I'd like to think I've got control of certain aspects fo my life, and not just all this happening because of some pre-determined path.

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Re: Apparently, Dumbledore is gay.
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2007, 06:11:57 pm »
I dunno, I think there is a choice, like he could think hes gay, but then I dunno, decide he isn't?

I'd like to think I've got control of certain aspects fo my life, and not just all this happening because of some pre-determined path.
Oh come on, how is this relevant?
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« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2007, 06:18:59 pm »
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WTF?!Did you guys not read that I said you can also get it from having sex with a someone who has it...also vice versa?  Read everything I typed!  I'm not a homophobe....I just think there should be less gays in the world.  Can I handle talking with one? working with one? shaking hands?  Uh, yeah.  !@#$%, one of my cousins is gay.  He knows how I feel about it and we still get along fine and have a good time when he comes over and plays videogames or whatever.  I just think it is a wrong philosophy to keep preaching "Gay is okay" all the !@#$% time.  Everytime I turn on the damn talk shows on tv, they have a gay person.  Not once or twice, almost 4-5 times a week.  What happened with straight people?  Are we different now?  If being gay wasn't made out to be a perfect thing and talked about all the !@#$% time on the tv, I couldn't care less.
It is just talked about way too much.

Except for the fact that being Gay is ok. I'm sick of people using religion as some excuse for thinking something.

I think there should be less straight people in the world.

Guys having sex with girls? eewwwwww yuckyyyyyy.

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think it is disgusting.  It wouldn't bother me if the book was adult reading material.  But these are kids for God's sakes!  Children read HP books like they are going out of style.  Alot of children are also easily swayed.  Now some may think, "Dumbledore is gay so I want to be gay too!"  Yeah, that is an extreme, but I do not think we should encourage young kids to become part of a percentage of people who , sorry to say, spread diseases via being gay.  Now, don't hate me for that.  It's proven fact you can get AIDS and such from being gay.  You can also get it from having sex with someone who has it.  Whatever.  Children do think about what they read.  It gives them the idea that it's "okay".  Kids shouldn't really even be reading that stuff until they are in their mid-teens.

Who gives a !@#$% if kids think it's ok to be gay.

people need to be less close !@#$% minded,

!@#$% I'M !@#$% PISSED !@#$% OFF.

God dammit !@#$% close minded people

!@#$%
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« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2007, 06:21:48 pm »
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I dunno, I think there is a choice, like he could think hes gay, but then I dunno, decide he isn't?

I'd like to think I've got control of certain aspects fo my life, and not just all this happening because of some pre-determined path.
Oh come on, how is this relevant?

... because he *points* was going on about how you have no choice in your sexuality o.o
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Re: Apparently, Dumbledore is gay.
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2007, 06:24:07 pm »
Who gives a !@#$% if kids think it's ok to be gay.

people need to be less close !@#$% minded,

!@#$% I'M !@#$% PISSED !@#$% OFF.

God dammit !@#$% close minded people

!@#$%
Your place or mine?

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... because he *points* was going on about how you have no choice in your sexuality o.o
How about you accept your sexuality? It's not "fate", it just happens.
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« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2007, 06:25:51 pm »
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Who gives a !@#$% if kids think it's ok to be gay.

people need to be less close !@#$% minded,

!@#$% I'M !@#$% PISSED !@#$% OFF.

God dammit !@#$% close minded people

!@#$%
Your place or mine?

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... because he *points* was going on about how you have no choice in your sexuality o.o
How about you accept your sexuality? It's not "fate", it just happens.

Depends, i think we should go to your house, but if you're paying, a really nice hotel.
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« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2007, 06:29:45 pm »
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... because he *points* was going on about how you have no choice in your sexuality o.o
How about you accept your sexuality? It's not "fate", it just happens.
Me whatever. I'm not gonna bother derailing this topic any further.
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Re: Apparently, Dumbledore is gay.
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2007, 06:33:08 pm »
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« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2007, 06:36:12 pm »
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I dunno, I think there is a choice, like he could think hes gay, but then I dunno, decide he isn't?

I'd like to think I've got control of certain aspects fo my life, and not just all this happening because of some pre-determined path.
Oh come on, how is this relevant?

... because he *points* was going on about how you have no choice in your sexuality o.o

Because a lot of evidence actually supports it...and lol at the ad banners on this thread now XD gay-parship.co.uk XD

Hell, studies into how different sexualities brains react to pheromones from different sexes has been done which show the brains themselves respond differently.
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Re: Apparently, Dumbledore is gay.
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2007, 06:42:46 pm »
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I dunno, I think there is a choice, like he could think hes gay, but then I dunno, decide he isn't?

I'd like to think I've got control of certain aspects fo my life, and not just all this happening because of some pre-determined path.
Oh come on, how is this relevant?

... because he *points* was going on about how you have no choice in your sexuality o.o

Because a lot of evidence actually supports it...and lol at the ad banners on this thread now XD gay-parship.co.uk XD

Hell, studies into how different sexualities brains react to pheromones from different sexes has been done which show the brains themselves respond differently.

Oh... well... *leaves again*
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« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2007, 06:43:10 pm »
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Jesus.

Even though i'm a very practiced Christian, i can still say that i accept the decision that gay people have made.

And, clearly. It's not a !@#$% choice. You don't just choose to like a man, or a woman. You can't say, "from now on, i'm going to be attracted to women/men. Because, clearly i can override the chemicals in my brain to make me much much more attracted to women/men."

!@#$%. People are !@#$% ignorant.
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Re: Apparently, Dumbledore is gay.
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2007, 06:58:11 pm »
Depends, i think we should go to your house, but if you're paying, a really nice hotel.
Sorry sweetheart, but it's impolite to ask a lady to pay. ;)
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« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2007, 06:59:39 pm »
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Jesus.

Even though i'm a very practiced Christian, i can still say that i accept the decision that gay people have made.

And, clearly. It's not a !@#$% choice. You don't just choose to like a man, or a woman. You can't say, "from now on, i'm going to be attracted to women/men. Because, clearly i can override the chemicals in my brain to make me much much more attracted to women/men."

!@#$%. People are !@#$% ignorant.

Exactly...if people can choose to be heterosexual they would be one. Then everyone wouldn't !@#$% bash them all the time.
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Re: Apparently, Dumbledore is gay.
« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2007, 09:25:11 pm »
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I've got an idea, why dont we all hate on the straights?
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Re: Apparently, Dumbledore is gay.
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2007, 11:00:57 pm »
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Damn. Beat me to it.



TFS, the internet laughs at you. Everyone else, I laugh at you. "Oh hay no-one should be conformist. It's ok to be straight! etc etc!", then you turn around and say, "We hate you, you homophobic !@#$%!" Seriously, why are you such homophobaphobes? You always say, "Well, that's just how they are", and accept that. But when someone doesn't, you're all in their face like "olo why don't u liek gays? ts not their choice1".

I'm sick of all this pro-gay propaganda !@#$%. I have no problems with gays, but when its plastered everywhere and shoved in your face like an "Uncle Sam Wants You" poster, almost, if not actually trying to brainwash you into being gay. I can certainly see the effect it's having on you all. Suddenly not liking gays is a social sin. Suddenly, being gay's perfectly normal. Really, think about it though. It's unnatural. Your ass if for !@#$%, not for being boned. This is some kind of equality fascism right here, "We will accept you gays. Now let's shoot down everyone who disagrees with us that you're normal!". It's like you can't not like something. The exact same thing is going on with races. Yes, we should accept everyone- but we don't have to love them all and prance around singing about how much we like them. What next- we have to like all individuals, instead of just accepting them? This is where the propaganda aspect of it comes in. You ever read 1984? This is what's going on here:

"It is not enough for you to like Big Brother. You must love him"

Swap "like" for "accept", and "love" for "like", and you've got it. Seriously, I can see the world being a bleak place in years to come, where opinions are subdued by equality, and we all love eachother. There is no conflict- and our spirits our crushed. War is deep within our human nature. Therefore, we have to argue. This doesn't mean we should gang up on someone and try to oust them for their opinions. It's like in WWII where there were constant reminders, "Your best friend could be a spy! Serve your country and report him!".

I simply cannot stand people who have double standards. My opinion of a lot of you has gone down greatly. You go on about "Freedom of Speech", but as someone says they don't like gays, "STFU AND GTFO NAO!!". Well, that's my input.

As for Dumbledore being gay, I think it is controversial as it's a kids' book, and most people don't find out they're gay until adolescence. A lot of them don't even find out what being gay is until at least after they hit 10. So long as it's done subtly, I have no problem. But if it's all, "Hey kids, being gay is cool!", which will make them want to be gay- if child-targeted marketing is anything to go by. I'll be pissed then. Gay people are already by and large accepted in society, just about. We don't need this !@#$%. What gay people need for true equality now is time. Otherwise it's just forced, false equality. It won't be "You're gay. Sorry, why is that bad?", it'll be "Ok ok you're gay I accept that don't sue me!" I don't understand why we aren't allowed to have opposing opinions, these days.

To round this off, the end of this vid is probably how things will be like if things keep going as they are. Yes, it's to do with banning things- but it works here too. http://www.fat-pie.com/thechildthatsmeltfunny.htm It's more the end of it I'm getting at.
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Re: Apparently, Dumbledore is gay.
« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2007, 11:11:30 pm »
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Your ass if for !@#$%, not for being boned.

Because straight people never do it in the butt. Or the mouth. Or between the boobs. Or between toes, hands, etc. LIKE ANY OF THAT IS NATURAL. :P

As for Dumbledore being gay, I think it is controversial as it's a kids' book, and most people don't find out they're gay until adolescence.

Because Harry is between the ages of 7 and 7 for all seven books, and Ginny wasn't totally about to bone his skinny ass before Ron walked in in book 7, and it's never implied that ANYONE is just a horny little !@#$% just out for sex (seriously, those books - especially 5, 6 and 7 - are FULL of sex).
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Re: Apparently, Dumbledore is gay.
« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2007, 11:11:36 pm »
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I agree with Kyubi.

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I have no problems with gays, but when its plastered everywhere and shoved in your face like an "Uncle Sam Wants You" poster, almost, if not actually trying to brainwash you into being gay.

I agree so much with that. I have no problem with gays either, but when they have shows like Next (If any of you've seen it you know what I'm talking about) where there are gays guys making out and !@#$%, like come on, what is that, there is no need for that !@#$%, especially when there are kids watching the show, and not even for gays, anyone period.
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Re: Apparently, Dumbledore is gay.
« Reply #39 on: October 20, 2007, 11:21:53 pm »
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Your ass if for !@#$%, not for being boned.
Your girl friend disagrees (Just had to use that one. :P)

Look I hate this this "I'm ok with gays but I hate the shove in my face"
I hate it when Halo 1,2,3 are shoved in my face I hate it when I get fanboyism shoved in my face.
Its called getting over it. Deal with it.

Its sad how much people hate gays just because they like there same sex.
Your not looking at the big picture here. You are ripping people who love each other dearly and seperateing them with laws narrow minded is what it is.
(By the way I wonder how much lesbian porn you've all seen. Becuase you know deep down weather your agaist gays or not you know two girls getting it on is hot.)

This could probly be moved to debates. >.<
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