Good Evening, I'm here today to talk to you about something thats formost on all of our minds this fishing season.
Fish.
Now of course the biggest ticket fish this year is the Hylian Loach. Unfortunatly due to small allocations many boys and girls are going to be very disappointed when they look in the fishing pond this year. I however, will not be disappointed, for you see, I... have TWO Hylian Loaches.
So what do I do first? Do I post on a forum? Do I brag? The answer of course is YES, because I have TWO Hylian Loaches.
I have one right here.
And one right there.
Why? Because I have TWO Hylian Loaches.
Now I realize that while I have TWO Hylian Loaches, some of you out there might have a Hylian Loach of your own, and be thurely enjoying your catch, but, imagine how I must feel, with TWO Hylian Loaches. I think you'll see that I'm enjoying it TWO times as much.
Now some of you may be thinking, it's okay, I didn't really want a Hylian Loach anyway, and that's true, it is okay, because, you aren't getting one. While I conversly have TWO Hylian Loaches.
Let me put it like this; Imagine you have one ruppee, and I, have two ruppees. This is like that, except, you have no ruppees, and I, have TWO Hylian Loaches, also, I have this ruppee.
I have two nipples, but I also have TWO Hylian Loaches.
Is it worth it to have TWO Hylian Loaches, when I have my hand in a cast? Well I submit to you that, in time, this hand will heal, where as you, will never have TWO Hylian Loaches.
Now you may be trying to cover for your lack of Hylian Loaches by catching an 18 pound fish. You may even say that catching a regular fish is just as good as catching a Hylian Loach. This is obviously the talk of somebody who does not have TWO Hylian Loaches..
This graph illistrates how many Hylian Loaches I have versus how many Hylian Loaches you have. As you can see, your colum has zero Hylian Loaches, where as I, have TWO Hylian Loaches.
And so I will leave you with these simple words to consider this fishing season. I have TWO Hylian Loaches.
