Mr. Tommy Wronkudan vs HaneFinals: August 8th
And so the time has come for the last match in this competition. As the two competitors face off, we remember...
Our symmetrical stick figures,
Our knights of old,
Our powerful dictators,
Our office employee/superhero,
Pitch,
The boys who wore red,
Our retarded cheeses,
Our hellish demon,
Bobo,
The perfect girlfriend,
The one who ate Gorons,
The evil pig that got rejected,
The Acolyte,
Our blue-haired angels,
Our hungry mice,
Our groovey moles,
Our Zombies who were also Ninjas,
Our Hyrulean !@#$%,
The... guy that !@#$% the toaster,
Chopik,
The
hardcore,
And the one we forgot.
Mr. Tommy Wrongkudan has become a powerful competitor in the Character Competiton. Starting out as a micro-organism bent on destruction, known as "Bakuden", things got worse when the specimen merged with a Gangster from the 1930s, known as Tommy-Gun T. Tommy Bakuden went on to control this gangster and cause a ruckus with his Tommy-Gun. Due to his misbehavior, Tommy Bakudan ended up in court, and his lawyer was known as Mr. Wrong. Unable to control himself, Tommy Bakudan saw this as a chance to merge with another powerful character, plus Mr. Wrong had a nice hat. As a result, Mr. Tommy Wrongkudan was formed. Incredibly dangerous to mess with, and to look at...
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Hane is a young orphan child living on the streets of a small village, outside a 1500's London. A quiet boy, the only friend he has is Krylia, a young girl of Hane's age who pities him for his state of living and lack of family and friends. Due to his current state, Hane often finds himself stealing to survive, but his overall intentions towards people remain positive, but most of the people around him are afraid of him, and often refrain from talking to him. He begins to question himself, wondering if there is something that makes him seem intimidating, and turns to the church for assistance. For his own reasons he embarks to discover, upon entering the church, Hane becomes stricken with panic and anger. Hane burns down his village and kills most of the inhabitants, include Krylia's parents. He awakens in an...
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