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General => Boards => Archive => Other Discussion => Topic started by: Dracon on December 10, 2008, 01:18:07 am
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What a silly little fantasy. Everyone knows that most guys have to put in extra effort to make sure that both he and the girl get off. What the hell are you going to do with two? You wont have enough !@#$% power to get them both off, and you'll either end up disappointing two women. The only other option is to make sure they are bisexual, and if you go down that route, you'll surely end up becoming a forgettable side dish.
Group sex is more logical when the men out number the women.
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Stop crushing my dreams!
plus: sex with two dudes? no thanks I'm sure women feel the same way about sex with two women....
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This seems a lot more like spam then OD, unless of course you just had intercourse with two women and this experience happened to you. :P
Anyway, what do you mean a side dish if they're bisexual? Wouldn't that be more if they were lesbian? If they're bisexual that would mean they enjoy it with you as much as the woman, so you wouldn't really become a side dish.
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Luckily I have a triple DICK so pleasing multiple woman is easy
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Luckily I have a triple DICK so pleasing multiple woman is easy
oh god, that just made my day xD
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I think you should speak for yourself in regards to '!@#$% power'.
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Let's also not forget the splendid versatility of female orifices. A skilled woman can service 3-5 dicks in one session without pausing.
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Bitches don't know bout my !@#$% power!
Anyways this topic makes me think of an article that was posted a while ago about how echidnas have a Gatling gun style penis. XD
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Bitches don't know bout my !@#$% power!
Anyways this topic makes me think of an article that was posted a while ago about how echidnas have a Gatling gun style penis. XD
<3 XD
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Once you actually have sex with at least one woman, come back and complain.
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Once you actually have sex with at least one woman, come back and complain.
How do I got sex?
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Once you actually have sex with at least one woman, come back and complain.
How do I got sex?
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/TheDarkJay/condom.png)
Anyway, yeah threesomes do seem like they could be messy and complicated. According to Mammy at least, and he's like the man to see with anything to do with sex :P
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Once you actually have sex with at least one woman, come back and complain.
How do I got sex?
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/TheDarkJay/condom.png)
Anyway, yeah threesomes do seem like they could be messy and complicated. According to Mammy at least, and he's like the man to see with anything to do with sex :P
k. Mammy how do I got sex?
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lol. This topic reminds me of when my brother almost got thrown out of our house because he got caught in bed at like 4am with two girls. Was quite funny XD, shame I was to !@#$% tired to notice much at the time.
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You see, if that were to happen to me, I'd probably get a high five from my Step-Dad xD
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You see, if that were to happen to me, I'd probably get a high five from my Step-Dad xD
I think my dad wanted to, I sure did :D. My mother was just being a right !@#$% and he was trying to back her up.
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Lost: Infini's Dad's Balls.
Last Known Location: Infini's Mum's Purse.
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Lost: Infini's Dad's Balls.
Last Known Location: Infini's Mum's Purse.
lol, he lost them long before then XD
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Lost: Infini's Dad's Balls.
Last Known Location: Infini's Mum's Purse.
Let's put a photo on some milk cartons.
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Lost: Infini's Dad's Balls.
Last Known Location: Infini's Mum's Purse.
Let's put a photo on some milk cartons.
I !@#$% lol'd.
Also, sig'd.
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Personally, I think threesomes arent a bad idea. But this is only the case if you're not in a relationship.
Sex with 2 men at once ... wooo!
Sex with another woman and a man ... iffy, as I'm a straight girl, and whether I would or not would depend on who the other girl was.
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Heh, I know quite a few guys who have made out with guys. It was at this big party...alcohol was involved, but some of them were mostly sober, others completely wasted. Personally I think they are just confusing substance abuse with bisexuality.
I'm too much of a prude for this myself.
I'm a straight girl
Every time you say this a puppy dies...in a fire...in a highly populated orphanage...locked in armed combat with a bunny rabbit...
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2 girls 1 cup anyone? :D
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I'm a straight girl
Every time you say this a puppy dies...in a fire...in a highly populated orphanage...locked in armed combat with a bunny rabbit...
My main interest is men thankyou very much.
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2 girls 1 cup anyone? :D
Get out.
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I'm a straight girl
Every time you say this a puppy dies...in a fire...in a highly populated orphanage...locked in armed combat with a bunny rabbit...
My main interest is men thankyou very much.
I honestly have to ask...why? I've never met a guy (myself included) who can't be summed up in the words "Complete and total !@#$%". Guys never seem to grow up...The men in the army and fire service are wonderful examples of this. 40 year old men should not be holding food fights in the cafeteria of their place of work, but guess what my 40 year old firefighter uncle was helping to clean up after being a part of a few months ago?
Even the sweetest guy you'll meet is a complete and total immature !@#$% at heart. At least women are just complete and total bitches at heart.
Yeah, I'm a misanthrope and a misandrist, yet completely content to be a man, what ya gonna do about it? :P
Maybe this is why threesomes with two girls will never work, it requires a man who'll put the needs of the women entirely about his own and forget about his own pleasure, which not only defeats the entire reason men seem to desire threesomes, but is also like finding a specific needle in a giant pile of needles. Sure, you may find the needle but you'll probably have to dive into the pile to do so, and probably die of blood loss before you reach it.
I'd like to think that if/when I have sex I'll put the needs of the partner first, but that is because if they like it, they'll more likely come back for more, which ultimately benefits both of us.
I believe this also conclusively proves sexuality is not a choice. Why would a women chose to be straight? My next challenge: To cure cancer.
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I'm a straight girl
Every time you say this a puppy dies...in a fire...in a highly populated orphanage...locked in armed combat with a bunny rabbit...
My main interest is men thankyou very much.
I honestly have to ask...why? I've never met a guy (myself included) who can't be summed up in the words "Complete and total !@#$%". Guys never seem to grow up...The men in the army and fire service are wonderful examples of this. 40 year old men should not be holding food fights in the cafeteria of their place of work, but guess what my 40 year old firefighter uncle was cleaning after being a part of up a few months ago?
Even the sweetest guy you'll meet is a complete and total immature !@#$% at heart. At least women are just complete and total bitches at heart.
Yeah, I'm a misanthrope and a misandrist, yet completely content to be a man, what ya gonna do about it? :P
Maybe this is why threesomes with two girls will never work, it requires a man who'll put the needs of the women entirely about his own and forget about his own pleasure, which not only defeats the entire reason men seem to desire threesomes, but is also like finding a specific needle in a giant pile of needles. Sure, you may find the needle but you'll probably have to dive into the pile to do so, and probably die of blood loss before you reach it.
I'd like to think that if/when I have sex I'll put the needs of the partner first, but that is because if they like it, they'll more likely come back for more, which ultimately benefits both of us.
Men are bastards but women are bitches, where's the difference? You said that yourself.
Just because guys can sometimes be annoying doesnt mean I'm gona suddenly become a lesbian. Cos girls can be just as equally annoying, but more importantly, I'm just NOT attracted to girls! I'll look at a girl and admire her, but in my head I'm thinking "I wish I was as pretty as her" whereas I look at a guy and think "wow he's hot I wouldnt mind making out with him" type thing.
We've strayed a bit off topic here :P
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Oh, damn got a post before my edit finished it off...anyway, yeah: A threesome would never work because male orgasm is mainly about mechanical pleasure, for women it tends to be a more emotional affair (though obviously it has some emotional for men and some mechanical for women). Some women can orgasm merely by thinking about it for long enough.
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Oh, damn got a post before my edit finished it off...anyway, yeah: A threesome would never work because male orgasm is mainly about mechanical pleasure, for women it tends to be a more emotional affair (though obviously it has some emotional for men and some mechanical for women). Some women can orgasm merely by thinking about it for long enough[/i].
I envy those women immensely.
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How can you orgasm by...
wut?
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Rumor has it that the sound from "The Beam" can induce orgasm in women.
An example of one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANrzFt3rIkM&fmt=18
Rumor has it that if you want to listen to that guy in the video tell a story, you better bring a sleeping bag.
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Interjects~
Uhm. FOR ONE:
It's not that hard to get a woman off. The male does have more parts that can go inside of her than just his DICK.
SECONDLY:
From my experience(s), women have a threshold. Theres a certain frame of time while pleasuring her that it's emotional, but after that they're all horned up and pervy. That's when they're yours.
THIRD'D*4:
Threesomes suck because of the emotional factors. You can't have sex with 2 women at once and have your lover be entirely thrilled with you afterwards, no matter how much she agrees to it. If the other girl moans more, or you moan more, or you finish in her, or ANYTHING that might come up negatively, she'll think about it for a very long time. Bad idea.
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Rumor has it that the sound from "The Beam" can induce orgasm in women.
An example of one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANrzFt3rIkM&fmt=18
Not me. XD
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Rumor has it that the sound from "The Beam" can induce orgasm in women.
An example of one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANrzFt3rIkM&fmt=18
Not me. XD
I don't believe you. That thing sounds awesome and I want it.
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Rumor has it that the sound from "The Beam" can induce orgasm in women.
An example of one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANrzFt3rIkM&fmt=18
Not me. XD
I don't believe you. That thing sounds awesome and I want it.
I'm a difficult woman, trust me.