Hasn't once made me laugh, and he more likely than not pretends to hate games cause he's a sell out who would rather hate popular games than hate legitimately bad games.
For all you know, he could actually hate those games. And some he does say he likes. He hated
Brawl, true, but he said he liked
Mario Galaxy. (there are others, those are just exmaples)
How many games has he reviewed that wern't at least moderately popular or commercially successful or hyped?
Wait, you're complaining to not like him partly because he only reviews popular games? He does reviews once a week. So he's hardly going to waste his review time on games nobodys heard of. And if you watch his video, you'll see that
The Escapist buys him the games he reviews, so really its up to them.
He trying to make us laugh, not telling us "this game is the second coming of Jesus!"
And I know, you said he doesn't make you laugh, but some people don't find Monty Python funny, are you gonna argue that that's not funny? Whether he's funny or not all is all opinion.
He could just as easily find REALLY horrible shitty games to rag on, instead he just picks on games everyone is playing.
As mentioned previously, why would people WANT to watch those? We watch his videos because they're about the games we're playing.
AVGN ftw.
See, in my opinion this guy sucks. He even makes his voice a bit quieter when he swears. I'm not saying its only cool to shout swear words, but If you're marketing yourself as Angry, you shouldn't be watching your volume levels. And I don't find him in the least bit funny, and he doesn't really do anything extraordinary.
Please note, I'm trying to change your opinion here. But you don't seem to have thought this through, with your reasoning at least. Except the "I don't find him funny" part. That's an okay reason to not like him.