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The invasion has begun.
« on: November 11, 2008, 11:01:59 pm »
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My nemeses, the ant hordes of Arkansas, having lain dormant for close to a year have now resurfaced. Yesterday I noticed a few recon patrols in the eastern wetlands, mostly around the sink. They were swiftly dispatched though today it was discovered this was merely a diversionary tactic.

At 18:00 hours, two platoons supported by mobile armor assaulted the observation posts protecting the food supply. Lines of communications were quickly overrun. They were making their way across no man's land towards the primary storage facility when I arrived. Fortunately, I was able to rally my forces and put a halt to their advance. Through the use of both conventional and chemical weapons, we were able to route their main attack force, inflicting heavy casualties. Taking the offense, we were able to recapture all seized areas. Reconstruction is under way but reprisals will be swift and brutal.

Years ago, they defeated my father. Now they've come for me.
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Re: The invasion has begun.
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2008, 11:04:25 pm »
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Rally the troops! California, reporting for duty!
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Re: The invasion has begun.
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2008, 11:06:56 pm »
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Well considering things have cooled down with the Raccoon race within Europe, I would say we should try and recruit them to help us out. With them it may be possible to also recruit our Anteater Brethren. With them, I'm sure you may be able to defeat the ants before they get to you.

That day, from then on will be forever known as the Ant Holocaust.
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Re: The invasion has begun.
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2008, 11:29:16 pm »
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!@#$%!  My plans have been foiled……for now.  I'll be sending even more troops than before—I hope you're ready.  >:D
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2008, 12:41:51 am »
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11/11 18:41 Hours: Forward recon reports negative contacts.
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Re: The invasion has begun.
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2008, 01:06:49 am »
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!@#$%!  My plans have been foiled……for now.  I'll be sending even more troops than before—I hope you're ready.  >:D

So you think.

With the recent increase in the Ant population, came an increase in the Ant Eater population. I must get a hold of the possums to get in touch with the Raccoons to get in touch with the Ant Eaters to see where our status stands. If we are to recruit the Ant Eaters, say good bye to your filthy insects.

I am sending an instant message to the leader of the Raccoons as I type this.
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2008, 01:42:28 am »
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What you failed to take into account is that all the animals like me better than you.
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Re: The invasion has begun.
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2008, 01:46:00 am »
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What you failed to take into account is that all the animals like me better than you.

I don't think so, Sharon.
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2008, 02:17:55 am »
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But when you recruit the anteaters, then you'll be infested with anteaters.  Then you have to call in the lions.
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Re: The invasion has begun.
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2008, 02:49:23 am »
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!@#$%!  My plans have been foiled……for now.  I'll be sending even more troops than before—I hope you're ready.  >:D

So you think.

With the recent increase in the Ant population, came an increase in the Ant Eater population. I must get a hold of the possums to get in touch with the Raccoons to get in touch with the Ant Eaters to see where our status stands. If we are to recruit the Ant Eaters, say good bye to your filthy insects.

I am sending an instant message to the leader of the Raccoons as I type this.

Fool! They shall only betray you in the end as they have already conquered Russia!  I am flagging a message to the Opossums to stop the Raccoons as I type this.
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Re: The invasion has begun.
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2008, 02:51:59 am »
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Fool! They shall only betray you in the end as they have already conquered Russia!  I am flagging a message to the Opossums to stop the Raccoons as I type this.

Nay.

As I have heard, things with the Raccoons have settled some, but I could be wrong as I have been plenty a time in the past.

As far as the Anteaters go, no such thing will ever happen. As long as the Opossum have their side, we can rely on them. I have seen no problems at all with them. Infact, I'm going to talk to them.

I'm sending a telegram to the Anteater leader as I type this.
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Re: The invasion has begun.
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2008, 03:21:14 am »
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Re: The invasion has begun.
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2008, 06:25:39 pm »
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12/11 12:24 Local Time
Lone enemy combatant discovered attempting to infiltrate communications center. Interrogation yielded no results. Captive found guilty of treason, sabotage and crimes against the state. Executed at 12:04. Accomplice discovered attempting to flee the country at 12:19. Executed immediately.
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Re: The invasion has begun.
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2008, 02:25:36 am »
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12/11/08 20:25 Local Time
With the executions of the three saboteurs, the setting of the sun and the onset of heavy rain, I assumed it would be a relatively quiet night. I was making my regular inspection of the Sewage Processing Plant when I noticed an odd black mark. Assassin! Within a second of spotting him, he was on me. I knew I didn't have long, he could detonate the explosives strapped to his thorax at any moment, ripping into my gut and leaving me to die a slow and painful death. In one swift motion, I grabbed him by the abdomen and flung him into the open reservoir, sending him to a watery grave.

It has become clear to me that with the recent attacks on our sovereignty and with this assassination attempt, I have no choice but to declare martial law. We must stand strong in the face of adversity and we must stand united.

End communication.
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Re: The invasion has begun.
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2008, 03:57:07 am »
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12/11/08 21:55 Local Time
Evening recon patrols report negative contacts. Gamma Team, however, reports that the neighboring city-state to the east has been put up for sale. Further investigation by military intelligence required. Suspect secret funding of ant war effort. Begin drafting plans for special forces operations.
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