Ahahahahaha. XMFD.
Three words. I LOVE YOU. For being so funny and well, actually kinda truthful. Capcom's completely lost their minds. This looks like a flash game made on Newgrounds, but the only difference is that it sucks rather than being good. I know I'm being judgmental here but they pretty much put down the concept from the getgo and I already am rejecting the idea. Should this game come on Android, I'll give it a go just for curiosity sake.
FISSURE, I know you're Spongebob. Katie told me so