When did jesus die?

Walnut	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #20 on: May 06, 2008, 10:30:01 pm »
Wooper Don't Give a !@#$% Reputation: +16/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 1457	He lived to be 33, so assuming that 1 AD is the birth of Christ, he would've died sometime in 34 AD. Logged
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शेफाली Shefali	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #21 on: May 06, 2008, 10:33:15 pm »
虫めづる姫君 Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Posts: 2990	Quote from: Ali on May 06, 2008, 09:40:41 pm He never died, he's about to come back during the destruction of the earth along with the last living prophet. But he died 2008 years ago. That's when he was born. Logged

gm112	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #22 on: May 06, 2008, 10:57:13 pm »
	Quote from: Shefali on May 06, 2008, 10:33:15 pm Quote from: Ali on May 06, 2008, 09:40:41 pm He never died, he's about to come back during the destruction of the earth along with the last living prophet. But he died 2008 years ago. That's when he was born. Actually, Jesus was born 4 BC... The Europeans had the Christian Calender off by a couple years. Logged

शेफाली Shefali	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #23 on: May 06, 2008, 11:02:56 pm »
虫めづる姫君 Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Posts: 2990	Quote from: gm112 on May 06, 2008, 10:57:13 pm ...Jesus was born 4 BC... Time paradox! O: Logged

Infinitus	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #24 on: May 06, 2008, 11:03:57 pm »
Reputation: +3/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 6629	Quote from: Shefali on May 06, 2008, 11:02:56 pm Quote from: gm112 on May 06, 2008, 10:57:13 pm ...Jesus was born 4 BC... Time paradox! O: That just shows how awesome he is. He's so great he can be born before he is born! Logged

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« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2008, 11:04:50 pm »

Quote from: Infini on May 06, 2008, 11:03:57 pm

Quote from: Shefali on May 06, 2008, 11:02:56 pm
Quote from: gm112 on May 06, 2008, 10:57:13 pm
...Jesus was born 4 BC...

Time paradox! O:

That just shows how awesome he is. He's so great he can be born before he is born!

I wasn't asking for spam, I was being serious. I learned this in Global Studies that Jesus was born a couple years before the believed year of his actual birth.

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Kylink	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #26 on: May 06, 2008, 11:26:11 pm »
Don't Worry Sir, I'm From The Internet. Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 2339	Quote from: gm112 on May 06, 2008, 11:04:50 pm Quote from: Infini on May 06, 2008, 11:03:57 pm Quote from: Shefali on May 06, 2008, 11:02:56 pm Quote from: gm112 on May 06, 2008, 10:57:13 pm ...Jesus was born 4 BC... Time paradox! O: That just shows how awesome he is. He's so great he can be born before he is born! I wasn't asking for spam, I was being serious. I learned this in Global Studies that Jesus was born a couple years before the believed year of his actual birth. Are we talking about "Son of God" Jesus or "inspirational Jewish Rabbi" Jesus? Logged
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Mamoruanime @Mamoruanime	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #27 on: May 06, 2008, 11:28:22 pm »
^Not actually me. Reputation: +9/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 9786	<_<... you know... It also bothers me when people say Jesus was born in December. It was in September; December is when he was conceived, according to Luke. It gives a full on time frame >_> Logged

Kylink	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #28 on: May 06, 2008, 11:47:57 pm »
Don't Worry Sir, I'm From The Internet. Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 2339	Quote from: Mamoruanime on May 06, 2008, 11:28:22 pm <_<... you know... It also bothers me when people say Jesus was born in December. It was in September; December is when he was conceived, according to Luke. It gives a full on time frame >_> Really? I thought december 25th was when he was born. Oh crap. Logged
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Mamoruanime @Mamoruanime	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #29 on: May 06, 2008, 11:57:28 pm »
^Not actually me. Reputation: +9/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 9786	Quote from: Kylink on May 06, 2008, 11:47:57 pm Quote from: Mamoruanime on May 06, 2008, 11:28:22 pm <_<... you know... It also bothers me when people say Jesus was born in December. It was in September; December is when he was conceived, according to Luke. It gives a full on time frame >_> Really? I thought december 25th was when he was born. Oh crap. Common misconception lol Logged

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« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2008, 12:06:42 am »

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Quote from: Kylink on May 06, 2008, 11:26:11 pm

Quote from: gm112 on May 06, 2008, 11:04:50 pm
Quote from: Infini on May 06, 2008, 11:03:57 pm
Quote from: Shefali on May 06, 2008, 11:02:56 pm
Quote from: gm112 on May 06, 2008, 10:57:13 pm
...Jesus was born 4 BC...

Time paradox! O:

That just shows how awesome he is. He's so great he can be born before he is born!
I wasn't asking for spam, I was being serious. I learned this in Global Studies that Jesus was born a couple years before the believed year of his actual birth.
Are we talking about "Son of God" Jesus or "inspirational Jewish Rabbi" Jesus?

The magical zombie, according to the first post.

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Moldrill	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #31 on: May 07, 2008, 01:16:31 am »
Reputation: +6/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 4472	lol religion on a more serious note, jesus rose from the dead seven days after being crucified. dis is known as easter. he is now zombie. on that same day i would assume he flew to the heavens and lived with god. ^ no im not religious. hell, i'm not even christian. and im certain with enough effort, zfgc can turn this topic completely into a religious debate. this is my segway to that. Logged

Kylink	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #32 on: May 07, 2008, 01:59:37 am »
Don't Worry Sir, I'm From The Internet. Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 2339	Quote from: Moldrill on May 07, 2008, 01:16:31 am lol religion on a more serious note, jesus rose from the dead seven days after being crucified. dis is known as easter. he is now zombie. on that same day i would assume he flew to the heavens and lived with god. ^ no im not religious. hell, i'm not even christian. and im certain with enough effort, zfgc can turn this topic completely into a religious debate. this is my segway to that. Why does anything to do with religion have to devolve into a mad game of "who can be the most atheist first!". I'm atheist too, but how about we show a little respect and NOT turn this into a religious debate. Logged
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Cuddle♥Bunny	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #33 on: May 07, 2008, 03:21:56 am »
Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Posts: 1328	So can someone explain to me why it's all "JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS" when he came back? Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of being a martyr? Logged
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Hoffy Hero of Fire	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #34 on: May 07, 2008, 08:57:35 am »
Silly cat! Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 3313	Quote from: Basniak/gm112 on May 06, 2008, 10:57:13 pm Quote from: Shefali on May 06, 2008, 10:33:15 pm Quote from: Ali on May 06, 2008, 09:40:41 pm He never died, he's about to come back during the destruction of the earth along with the last living prophet. But he died 2008 years ago. That's when he was born. Actually, Jesus was born 4 BC... The Europeans had the Christian Calender off by a couple years. Yep, it's true. Quote from: Mamoruanime on May 06, 2008, 11:57:28 pm Quote from: Kylink on May 06, 2008, 11:47:57 pm Quote from: Mamoruanime on May 06, 2008, 11:28:22 pm <_<... you know... It also bothers me when people say Jesus was born in December. It was in September; December is when he was conceived, according to Luke. It gives a full on time frame >_> Really? I thought december 25th was when he was born. Oh crap. Common misconception lol And that's true to. But yeah, after he resurrected he just wandered around for a little bit grinding on lower level noobs and completing a few dailys, but God was taking too long to release the new patch, so Jesus decided to go to Heaven so he could QQ, but he never got another gc :/ « Last Edit: May 07, 2008, 09:01:00 am by Hoffy » Logged
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Racoon Boy	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #35 on: May 07, 2008, 09:12:00 am »
Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 581	Quote from: Moldrill on May 07, 2008, 01:16:31 am lol religion on a more serious note, jesus rose from the dead seven days after being crucified. dis is known as easter. he is now zombie. on that same day i would assume he flew to the heavens and lived with god. ^ no im not religious. hell, i'm not even christian. and im certain with enough effort, zfgc can turn this topic completely into a religious debate. this is my segway to that. "On the third day he rose again, in accordance with the scriptures. He ascended in to heaven, and is seated at the right hand of the Father. He will come again, in glory, to judge the living and the dead, and his kingdom will have no end." Yeah, he was crucified Friday, left Saturday alone, rose on (Easter) Sunday. By the way, I'm not religious. My folks just think I am, and so I have to go to mass every Sunday. Logged
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Porkchop	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #36 on: May 07, 2008, 12:19:24 pm »
Super Hero Time! Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 4859	I think the real question is... When DIDN'T Jesus die? Logged
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Quote from: Moldrill on May 07, 2008, 01:16:31 am

lol religion

on a more serious note, jesus rose from the dead seven days after being crucified. dis is known as easter.

<_<... no.

Easter has nothing to do with Christianity. Easter celebrates Ishtar, the fertility goddess. Quick like a bunny, my friend.

The day Christians celebrate (or rather should celebrate <_<) is Passover. But yeah at the 7 days thing :p

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Porkchop	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #38 on: May 08, 2008, 04:03:38 am »
Super Hero Time! Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 4859	Quote from: Mamoruanime on May 08, 2008, 03:52:39 am Quote from: Moldrill on May 07, 2008, 01:16:31 am lol religion on a more serious note, jesus rose from the dead seven days after being crucified. dis is known as easter. <_<... no. Easter has nothing to do with Christianity. Easter celebrates Ishtar, the fertility goddess. Quick like a bunny, my friend. The day Christians celebrate (or rather should celebrate <_<) is Passover. But yeah at the 7 days thing :p He takes Computer Science III. He knows what he's talking about. Logged
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Fraz	Re: When did jesus die? « Reply #39 on: May 09, 2008, 12:17:13 am »
Maybe I'll just sit here and bleed at you. Reputation: +0/-0 Offline Gender: Posts: 158	Quote from: Mamoruanime on May 08, 2008, 03:52:39 am Quote from: Moldrill on May 07, 2008, 01:16:31 am lol religion on a more serious note, jesus rose from the dead seven days after being crucified. dis is known as easter. <_<... no. Easter has nothing to do with Christianity. Easter celebrates Ishtar, the fertility goddess. Quick like a bunny, my friend. The day Christians celebrate (or rather should celebrate <_<) is Passover. But yeah at the 7 days thing :p The season of lent pretty much exists because they forgot when Jesus actually died and needed to put it back. He died roughly 40 days away from 'easter', if I remember this right. Quote So can someone explain to me why it's all "JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS" when he came back? Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of being a martyr? I quite agree, and in fact there's actually a song by Tool about that very subject (Eulogy). According to the Christian belief system however, the consideration is that his death on the cross is symbolic of the weight of humanity's sins being lifted. Even though he came back, so I don't see how it's really death at the end of the process. Logged
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