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When did jesus die?
« on: May 06, 2008, 07:30:53 pm »
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Ok this is an odd question, especially coming from me (I'm agnostic), not sure quite how it came up; but when die jesus die? People say he was crucifed and was then resurrected right? Then when and how did he die after his resurrection?
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Re: When did jesus die?
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2008, 07:34:46 pm »
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Ok this is an odd question, especially coming from me (I'm agnostic), not sure quite how it came up; but when die jesus die? People say he was crucifed and was then resurrected right? Then when and how did he die after his resurrection?

The story ends there, maybe?
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Re: When did jesus die?
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2008, 07:44:22 pm »
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Well from what I can remember from my old school days he ascended to heaven sometimes after that, it has been several years since I last heard the story tough (10 at minimum) so I'm not too sure 'bout it.
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Re: When did jesus die?
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2008, 07:45:28 pm »
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He was resurrected and went back to heaven, since he'd fulfilled his purpose and basically thought, !@#$% being human I'm gonna be the son of god ololo.
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Re: When did jesus die?
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2008, 07:46:50 pm »
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... Wow, what nonsense. Its like the author couldn't think up a good ending.
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Re: When did jesus die?
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2008, 07:49:37 pm »
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... Wow, what nonsense. Its like the author couldn't think up a good ending.

Obvious trolling/10

4 for effort though.
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« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2008, 08:05:17 pm »
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The story is supposed to go that Jesus was cruxified, resserected 3 days later and lived for many years until he parted the clouds and ascended to heaven, where he would wait until his second coming, in which he would descend from the clouds. This, of course is nonsense and the whole second part of the story was made up by priests and such who were asked "Well what did he do after he was resserected?". The Bible ends with his resserection and is not meant to continue. His rebirth didn't even happen, its all symbolical.
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« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2008, 08:06:56 pm »
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... Wow, what nonsense. Its like the author couldn't think up a good ending.

Obvious trolling/10

4 for effort though.
:D, not really. Just expressing my opinion. But if I get good marks from Swiftu ...
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« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2008, 08:20:59 pm »
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Who cares?

(Shouldn't this be in debates or something? LOL ADMIN)
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Re: When did jesus die?
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2008, 08:23:10 pm »
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Who cares?

(Shouldn't this be in debates or something? LOL ADMIN)

Nah :P its an honest question and not an open ended debate on if he existed at all
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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2008, 08:29:40 pm »
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Who cares?

(Shouldn't this be in debates or something? LOL ADMIN)

Nah :P its an honest question and not an open ended debate on if he existed at all

I know, but it could turn into a debate. This is ZFGC we are talking about :P
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Re: When did jesus die?
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2008, 08:32:32 pm »
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Who cares?

(Shouldn't this be in debates or something? LOL ADMIN)

Nah :P its an honest question and not an open ended debate on if he existed at all

I know, but it could turn into a debate. This is ZFGC we are talking about :P
Yeah i'm 95% certain it will turn into one.
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Re: When did jesus die?
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2008, 08:37:37 pm »
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:p well if it comes down to that we can lock it or move it or something :p


Also,

BABY WHALES FOR JESUS
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Re: When did jesus die?
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2008, 08:52:58 pm »
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I heard blue whales had a gestation period of, like, 4 years. Baby Whales couldn't be "for Jesus." Now rats on the other hand...
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Re: When did jesus die?
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2008, 09:40:41 pm »
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He never died, he's about to come back during the destruction of the earth along with the last living prophet.

But he died 2008 years ago.
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« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2008, 09:45:46 pm »
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But he died 2008 years ago.
Thats when he was crucified. He was brought back to life after that, my question is what happened then ...
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Re: When did jesus die?
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2008, 09:49:24 pm »
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But he died 2008 years ago.
Thats when he was crucified. He was brought back to life after that, my question is what happened then ...
Transfiguration from the tomb; transfiguration refers to being in a spiritual form. The spiritual form of "Jesus" is "God" lol... So uh he did whatever it is God did.

Jesus was simply "God in the flesh"; so you remove the flesh and thats all you have left ;p
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Re: When did jesus die?
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2008, 09:50:22 pm »
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I think he walked the earth for a few years in spirit before actually making himself a real body to say goodbye to the disciples before ascending back into heaven.
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Re: When did jesus die?
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2008, 10:16:43 pm »
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He never died, he's about to come back during the destruction of the earth along with the last living prophet.

But he died 2008 years ago.
That's when he was born. >_> Yeah, Jesus was not alive for years after resurrection, it was only months... maybe less.
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Re: When did jesus die?
« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2008, 10:27:57 pm »
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Wasn't it 3 days?
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