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Little kids are badass
« on: March 15, 2008, 01:26:36 am »
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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Re: Little kids are badass
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2008, 01:30:56 am »
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When this little girl is legal, she will have my babies.
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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2008, 01:33:10 am »
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Teacher got burned as !@#$%.
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Re: Little kids are badass
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2008, 01:41:43 am »
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Quote from: BuffaloBurgers on March 15, 2008, 01:26:36 am
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

HEADSHOT

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Re: Little kids are badass
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2008, 03:13:38 am »
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Oh man, that's niiiiiiiiice. She probably got detention after that. XD (maybe not, depending on what mood the teacher was, probably both ended up laughing)
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Re: Little kids are badass
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2008, 03:15:20 am »
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Whahaha...that's the funniest !@#$% I have heard all !@#$% week...
I could totally see some little kid saying that to their teacher.
Damn, if only I could be young and know the things I know today...
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Re: Little kids are badass
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2008, 03:28:33 am »
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Girl believes in Bible. Ph4ilure.
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Re: Little kids are badass
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2008, 03:36:39 am »
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Little girls are badasses (and hawt)
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2008, 03:40:10 am »
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Quote from: Sharon on March 15, 2008, 03:28:33 am
Girl believe in Bible. Ph4ilure.

Shut up.


Also, lol/
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Re: Little kids are badass
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2008, 02:54:58 am »
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That's great.

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Re: Little kids are badass
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2008, 03:08:54 am »
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Haha that little girl is awesome!
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« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2008, 09:05:42 am »
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Lolz that totally just made my morning.

Quote from: CelestialEsper on March 17, 2008, 02:54:58 am
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« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2008, 10:25:12 am »
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That girl IS badass. XD
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Re: Little kids are badass
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2008, 10:32:06 am »
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Re: Little kids are badass
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2008, 10:35:56 am »
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Stop with the one word retorts <_<... This is Other Discussion, not spam; at least have some content to your posts o.0...

But anyway, on topic-

lol thats great *prints*

<_< though I dont think thats a *real person*, so I dont think she got detention after that
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