Boring, locked. Don't expect a spam-board. The end.
Oh, btw. For those of you who want an explanation of why you won't get a spam-board any time soon: Most of you are not capable of doing pointful and entertaining spam. What most of you consider to be fun spam is "LOL HAI DIS TOPICS IS EMPTY WTF". That's not entertaining. Lurk more, which means - visit ED and 4chan. If you're not even aware of what that means, it is probably pointless to start a spam-board in the first place.
Of course there are other fun ways for spam, but originality is RARE.
I'll round up this speech with an oh-so-famous picture.