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A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the bott...

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A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the bottle. A guide by Fox???

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I noticed many people on the forum having serious problems with getting their delightful and exciting ketchup of their choice of the bottle. I decided to take the time and explain a proper way to get what you want. Especially since that hoax about smashing your bottle is making its round. That is simply not true. Okay, I allowed myself to make a small graphic to explain better. I've chosen Heinz??? Tomato-Ketchup, but it should work with any preferably ketchup too (including that weird green ketchup, but I can't guarantee it). Let's begin, shall we.

This picture shows two used ways. The first one is the primary used. It shows how the ketchup-bottle is smacked on it's bottom in the pathetic hope to throw out the ketchup in some kind. Most likely you won't get the result you were looking for due to the air inside the bottle and some ohter aspects that will be explained down below. Thus way one is

WRONG.

Now that we moved that possibility out of the way, one is remaining. What we do now is - rather than using rough violence - shaking the bottle to make the ketchup make its way in the bottle on all areas. Not alone that the possibility of the ketchup getting closer to the exit gets up, but the ketchup is now everywhere in the bottle and may flow better now. (You can see that on rainy days on glass -  the drops that move down, move faster when they get in contact with other drops that don't move). It's now really easy to get the ketchup out of the bottle. So way two is

CORRECT.

NOTE: If you're used to the first way which takes its time to work (if it works, that is) you may be surprised   of how fast the ketchup flows. Therefore prepare for the liquid tomato to come out very soon.


I hope I fixed up any concerns. Enjoy your meal now, and look forward to another tutorial and/or guide made by your favourite Fox???.

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[Pyru]

Pyru

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

You need to shake it anyway, because the ketchup seperates if left standing. The best time to slap the end of it is when pouring. Twisting and shaking it does not work when trying to pour the ketchup out (as in, bottle already open).

[Lunar]

Lunar

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

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[Kleaver]

Kleaver

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

OR just buy the new Heinz plastic contrainers that you can squeeze

[bran371]

bran371

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

Wow, I never knew that actually... But I hate ketchup so it doesn't matter much I guess.

[Pyru]

Pyru

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

OR just buy the new Heinz plastic contrainers that you can squeeze

Those have been around for years. But it's still best to shake those.

Oh, and the one in the illustration is a squeezey one.

[Fox]

Fox

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

You need to shake it anyway, because the ketchup seperates if left standing. The best time to slap the end of it is when pouring. Twisting and shaking it does not work when trying to pour the ketchup out (as in, bottle already open).

That depends on what country you are from and in what time-zone you life.

Wow, I never knew that actually... But I hate ketchup so it doesn't matter much I guess.

I'm glad I could help you anyway.

OR just buy the new Heinz plastic contrainers that you can squeeze

Those have been around for years. But it's still best to shake those.

Oh, and the one in the illustration is a squeezey one.

I'm afraid it's not. It's a bottle, but blurry.

OR just buy the new Heinz plastic contrainers that you can squeeze

That's a way too - thanks!

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[Limey]

Limey

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

Modern technology has already solved this baffling and frustrating situation:


http://www.price-club.co.jp/cgi-bin/tkxdoc/goods_img/Heinz%20Tomato%20Ketchup%2032oz%20L.jpg -- If it didn't work...

w00tage.

[Fox]

Fox

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

Modern technology has already solved this baffling and frustrating situation:


http://www.price-club.co.jp/cgi-bin/tkxdoc/goods_img/Heinz%20Tomato%20Ketchup%2032oz%20L.jpg -- If it didn't work...

w00tage.

Mock-up. Obviously.

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[bran371]

bran371

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

'Fraid not. My grandma has a bottle like that.

[Limey]

Limey

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

'Fraid not. My grandma has a bottle like that.

I don't think he was serious

[Pyru]

Pyru

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

You need to shake it anyway, because the ketchup seperates if left standing. The best time to slap the end of it is when pouring. Twisting and shaking it does not work when trying to pour the ketchup out (as in, bottle already open).

That depends on what country you are from and in what time-zone you life.

Uh, no. It doesn't depend at all. <_< >_>

OR just buy the new Heinz plastic contrainers that you can squeeze

Those have been around for years. But it's still best to shake those.

Oh, and the one in the illustration is a squeezey one.

I'm afraid it's not. It's a bottle, but blurry.

Are you sure? The bottles are made of glass, so as a result, there is a part of it that isn't red, while the plastic ones are made of red plastic. Also, the style of the lid looks like the squeezable one.

[Sharks]

Sharks

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

lol you made a funny

[Limey]

Limey

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

You need to shake it anyway, because the ketchup seperates if left standing. The best time to slap the end of it is when pouring. Twisting and shaking it does not work when trying to pour the ketchup out (as in, bottle already open).

That depends on what country you are from and in what time-zone you life.

Uh, no. It doesn't depend at all. <_< >_>

OR just buy the new Heinz plastic contrainers that you can squeeze

Those have been around for years. But it's still best to shake those.

Oh, and the one in the illustration is a squeezey one.

I'm afraid it's not. It's a bottle, but blurry.

Are you sure? The bottles are made of glass, so as a result, there is a part of it that isn't red, while the plastic ones are made of red plastic. Also, the style of the lid looks like the squeezable one.

Actually pyru, the red plastic ones are only the restraunt versions, the plastic ones you buy are clear plastic.  At least around here

[Pyru]

Pyru

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

You need to shake it anyway, because the ketchup seperates if left standing. The best time to slap the end of it is when pouring. Twisting and shaking it does not work when trying to pour the ketchup out (as in, bottle already open).

That depends on what country you are from and in what time-zone you life.

Uh, no. It doesn't depend at all. <_< >_>

OR just buy the new Heinz plastic contrainers that you can squeeze

Those have been around for years. But it's still best to shake those.

Oh, and the one in the illustration is a squeezey one.

I'm afraid it's not. It's a bottle, but blurry.

Are you sure? The bottles are made of glass, so as a result, there is a part of it that isn't red, while the plastic ones are made of red plastic. Also, the style of the lid looks like the squeezable one.

Actually pyru, the red plastic ones are only the restraunt versions, the plastic ones you buy are clear plastic.  At least around here

The tall, thin bottle-shaped plastic bottles? They're red plastic around here. The traditional ones, not the new-fangled ones that sit the "wrong" way around. THOSE are clear plastic.

[Fox]

Fox

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

You need to shake it anyway, because the ketchup seperates if left standing. The best time to slap the end of it is when pouring. Twisting and shaking it does not work when trying to pour the ketchup out (as in, bottle already open).

That depends on what country you are from and in what time-zone you life.

Uh, no. It doesn't depend at all. <_< >_>

OR just buy the new Heinz plastic contrainers that you can squeeze

Those have been around for years. But it's still best to shake those.

Oh, and the one in the illustration is a squeezey one.

I'm afraid it's not. It's a bottle, but blurry.

Are you sure? The bottles are made of glass, so as a result, there is a part of it that isn't red, while the plastic ones are made of red plastic. Also, the style of the lid looks like the squeezable one.

Firstly it does depend, many people just don't know it.
Secondly, the bottle is filled in this graphic.

Okay, guys. I have to admit it. There ARE squeezie-bottles, really. It's just that it's not the way our ancestors grew up. I want to keep up those old habits and ways of living.

But the used bottle in my graphic is NOT a sqeezie. See, here's the original bottle - check the file-title.

Thank you.

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[Pyru]

Pyru

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

You need to shake it anyway, because the ketchup seperates if left standing. The best time to slap the end of it is when pouring. Twisting and shaking it does not work when trying to pour the ketchup out (as in, bottle already open).

That depends on what country you are from and in what time-zone you life.

Uh, no. It doesn't depend at all. <_< >_>

OR just buy the new Heinz plastic contrainers that you can squeeze

Those have been around for years. But it's still best to shake those.

Oh, and the one in the illustration is a squeezey one.

I'm afraid it's not. It's a bottle, but blurry.

Are you sure? The bottles are made of glass, so as a result, there is a part of it that isn't red, while the plastic ones are made of red plastic. Also, the style of the lid looks like the squeezable one.

Firstly it does depend, many people just don't know it.
Secondly, the bottle is filled in this graphic.

Okay, guys. I have to admit it. There ARE squeezie-bottles, really. It's just that it's not the way our ancestors grew up. I want to keep up those old habits and ways of living.

But the used bottle in my graphic is NOT a sqeezie. See, here's the original bottle - check the file-title.

Thank you.

But you can see the flip part on the plastic cap! The glass ones also have a bit of air at the top, which you can see through.

[Fox]

Fox

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

It's filled to the top, and only the cap is plastic.

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[Limey]

Limey

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

Looks like a sqeeze bottle to me :/

[Pyru]

Pyru

Re: A proper way to get your Ketchup out of the ...

It's filled to the top, and only the cap is plastic.

You're playing with my head, aren't you?

WELL, I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT, DAMN YOU!

I'M NOT MAD, NOT MAD I TELL YOU!

Wait a sec. Hmm. Maybe I am.