ANQUAN.
DESCRIPTION: Anquan is the King of Kings, when the mere sound of "King" echoes down his ear drums he feels the sudden urge to blurt out "MUST. BE. KING. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG". His origins are of the deep depths of the guitar, the Sam Ohanland, creators of great titles such as Human Centipede. JUST Human Centipede. Anquan once said that the Human Centipede was a great band and "had an interesting sound to it". At age 13, Anquan suffered a serious accident causing his voice to sound like farts. This caused a strange side effect allowing for tacos to fly out of Anquan's butt. Scientist have yet to prove why this is. Anquan is now 42 years old and spends his time surfing the internet providing misinformation advice about programming. His partner in crime, Kon Meowgis, is the leader of the ButtTacos group, and he sponsors Anquan's work in hopes of one day becoming an employee of Nintendo, where they both can spend the rest of their days developing Ocarina of Time 2D for the US Military.
The thing Anquan hates the most is when people eat his tacos. Krennites(lol, ilu kren <3) are often seen following Anquan wanting his tacos. What else will Anquan hate? ...The world may never know.