Before I worked on the Weekly, one of my ideas for it was a comic titled "Zelda Offensive". Ezlo had Tourette's, Link cut himself, the Big Goron was a racist stereotype of a black guy who ate cuckoos (the golden ones were "fried"), the workmen who were carpenters were mentally challenged, Tingle was a flaming homosexual (go figure, right), Keatons were Mexicans, the Goron who sold stuff was a pot head, the octoroks always wanted to blow you, the Like Likes were vaginas, Vaati was a midgit, the giant Chu Chu had cerebral palsy, and the ghost sword brother was the incarnation, personification of a human sperm.