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General => Events => Archive => ZFGC Character Competition 2008 => Topic started by: Mamoruanime on December 04, 2008, 05:01:43 pm
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That's right kids, ask Fishu ANYTHING.
Does he like Tacoes?
Does he support Gay Marriage?
Will you ever have sex with a woman who isn't filled with air?
He knows the answers, so go ahead and ask!
Tiny Tim from Kentucky wrote:
Dear Fishu,
I'm 12 years old and I'm experiencing a lot of strange changes with my body, and I have taken an interest to girls! What does this mean? Girls are icky!
Love,
Tiny Tim
Fishu:
Well Tim, it's only natural that you've taken an interest in girls around that age! Judging by your last statement, you'll take up an interest in boys too later on down the road, and more than likely they'll be related to you given where you're from. And when you do, I will rally for your right to marry that boy in 3 outta 50 states, guaranteed.
Your friendly fish,
Fishu
If you have any questions for Fishu, ask them here, and he will answer!
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Dear Fishu,
My penis and my vagina are touching. Is this normal?
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Fishu:
Aliento, you sound like a very special lad with a lot to offer this world. It is apparent to me that you are not native to this world, and you have a lot of foreign alien knowledge to share with us. As long as you don't have WMDs, I'd like you make you my chief advisor in penis to vagina relations once I'm elected winner.
My penis totally touches my vagina all the time, in that my wife is my property, and her vagina is mine. All mine.
Sincerely,
Fishu
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Dear Fishu,
You sound very greedy about your wife's vagina. If I a wife, I'd share vagina.
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Dear Fishu,
Why did you make this external thread, I thought this is what the character topic was for, asking questions about the character and so on.
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Fishu is UUA
b7
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Dear Fishu,
Do you hate mexicans? I hate mexicans, what is your opinion on gay/bi people? how does a fishu have sex? are you a boy or a girl?
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Moldrill from Futtbuckin Florida writes:
Dear Fishu,
You sound very greedy about your wife's vagina. If I a wife, I'd share vagina.
Fishu:
Ah young Moldrill; We fish protect our oysters.
Vandavil from Lamequestion Nevada writes
Dear Fishu,
Why did you make this external thread, I thought this is what the character topic was for, asking questions about the character and so on.
Fishu:
My dear dear Vandavil; in politics, sometimes you need to step outside of the box. Other politicians are doing this as well. Some have said "Why look how many words are in my campaign speeches!", and to that I say- "Ask me a question! Any question!".
(also side note; those are for questions ABOUT the character; this is about what Fishu would do as a politician. Political campaign blarhgan.)
Kren from Ihatemexicans Mexico writes:
Dear Fishu,
Do you hate mexicans? I hate mexicans, what is your opinion on gay/bi people? how does a fishu have sex? are you a boy or a girl?
Fishu:
Are you referring to Gay/Bi mexicans? In Tiny Tim's cousin-lovin gay relationship question, I mentioned that I will rally for that in 3 outta 50 states. This is after we annex Mexico and make it one big New Mexico. The new and improved New Mexico is where we will ship all of these "gay" people you speak of. They will be free to marry and they can live in the gayest city in the world; Mexico City.
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Will you support groups that are pro-throwing cement at roads?
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Dear Fishu,
Do you listen to metal?
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Dear Fishu,
If elected, what will you do about the lack of vending machines on ZFGC? The ones we have are broken and only dispense stupid memes and bad troll topics. I want hot cheetos and honey buns.
Edit: How about a machine that dispenses Victoria's Secret models and Chippendales?
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Dear Fishu,
Last tuesday when I was at school, a fellow student showed me a picture of a naked women. But the strange thing about this women was that she had a penis and not a vagina! :O How is that possible?
Best regards,
Moon_child
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Dear Fishu,
If you had one wish, what would it be?
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FictitiousSpoon of Cerealland Nebraska writes:
Will you support groups that are pro-throwing cement at roads?
Fishu:
Only if they don't suck at it. I say if you're good at something, do it. Even if you're good at sucking at life.
Starforsaken101 of Moon Base 23 writes:
Dear Fishu,
Do you listen to metal?
Fishu:
Sometimes. I also listen to wood, and water, and soil. Keep me away from Earth, Wind, and Fire though.
Aliento from the same place he was at last time he wrote me writes:
Dear Fishu,
If elected, what will you do about the lack of vending machines on ZFGC? The ones we have are broken and only dispense stupid memes and bad troll topics. I want hot cheetos and honey buns.
Edit: How about a machine that dispenses Victoria's Secret models and Chippendales?
Fishu:
Ah my favorite alien! Vending machines are important. The broken ones will be repaired. Troll Soda and Meme Cola will be replaced with the Victoria's Secret models and Chippendales in no time flat! As for trolls, sadly some of those models come with them. That's why you should always use a condom before having intercourse.
Moon_Child from some country that isnt the USA writes:
Dear Fishu,
Last tuesday when I was at school, a fellow student showed me a picture of a naked women. But the strange thing about this women was that she had a penis and not a vagina! :O How is that possible?
Best regards,
Moon_child
Fishu:
Holy !@#$%! One person, multiple women? Did she have split personality disorder or something? That's a bit creepy!
Mirby from Dreamland writes:
Dear Fishu,
If you had one wish, what would it be?
Fishu:
I wish ZFGC would be a place for people like you and me~
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Starforsaken101 of Moon Base 23 writes:
Dear Fishu,
Do you listen to metal?
Fishu:
Sometimes. I also listen to wood, and water, and soil. Keep me away from Earth, Wind, and Fire though.
LMFAO.
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Dear Fishu,
Want to make out?
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That same damned Alien says:
Dear Fishu,
Want to make out?
Fishu:
Alien from the To galaxy,
Make out what? Make out peace treaties between our galaxies? Sure! I'll totally make out!
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Dear Fishu?
If I would be the walrus wouldt you be the egg man?
And If it would be 12 September 1845 would you still be the egg man, If you would be the egg man? If not who is the egg man?
ps. would you vote dude
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Deku_stick from Hyrule writes:
Dear Fishu?
If I would be the walrus wouldt you be the egg man?
And If it would be 12 September 1845 would you still be the egg man, If you would be the egg man? If not who is the egg man?
ps. would you vote dude
Fishu:
Unfortunately, I am the walrus AND the egg man. Coo coo ca choo~.
Also I would totally vote dude. Vote Dude for Runner Up or 3rd Place of the 2008 Character Competition!
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Dear Fishu,
I'm having trouble on my math homework that I got from the math class I'm not in. The problem is (x+4)(x-3). Can you help me with it?
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Mirby writes:
Dear Fishu,
I'm having trouble on my math homework that I got from the math class I'm not in. The problem is (x+4)(x-3). Can you help me with it?
Fishu:
Ah Mirby, math is for losers! It's a good thing you're not in it! The only thing you need to give a math teacher is a good punch in the face for showing you that blasphemous mumbo jumbo equation stuff!
Solution to your problem- punch whoever gave you that problem in the face!
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Dear Fishu,
My two favorite movies of all time are Catwoman and Freddy got Fingered. Is there something wrong with me?
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Dear Fishu,
I punched a math teacher, and he kinda exploded for some inexplicable reason. Do you know why this happened? I'm about 99.8% sure I didn't Falcon Punch him. That would explain the exploding. But if I didn't, why did he explode? Also, is there a way to get Math Teacher remains out of carpeting?
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Fishu has refrained from answering any further questions due to the lack of an active character competition. He will be away until further notice. Nothing to see here people, move along.
- Fishu's PR Consultant
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Dear Fishu,
I'm having trouble on my math homework that I got from the math class I'm not in. The problem is (x+4)(x-3). Can you help me with it?
If you're serious, x^2 + x - 12, then do whatever you need to with it <_<