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That's right, he's a !@#$% entertainer.
Being born in Antarctica, Digit grew up with a very Jewish environment. As Digit grew older, he decided he wanted to see the rest of the world. He considered doing something in the film industry, cause he heard that's what Jews do in the world. But that career bored him. Instead, he decided to dance. And goddamn Digit is the best !@#$% Jewish penguin entertainer in the whole world.
He traveled all over the world, just as he'd always dreamed. From Antarctica, to London, to HelL.A., to Sydney. That motherfucker even went to Saudi Arabia, and they don't like Jews in Saudi Arabia. But when those antisemitic bastards saw that penguin dance, a spark of hope was lit in the hearts of Jewish people everywhere. Digit learned to speak at least twelve different languages, including Traditional Penguinese, Mandarin Penguinese, English, British, Canadian, Australian, and Hebrew.
This !@#$% even started to write his own songs. Every new song was a hit single, making it to the top of the charts. His songs were all played on an acoustic guitar by his friend Sam the Snake, while he sang and danced his little penguin heart out. After a while he branched out and experimented with different musical styles like hiphop and rap. But surprising as it may sound, not everyone adored this talented penguin.
Justin Bieber, a 15 year old musician who recently started growing popularity among teenage girls with a bad taste in music, despised Digit. Enough to save up his allowance and buy a Dragunov sniper rifle, with which he is planning the assassination of one of the world's greatest recent musicians.
What the !@#$% will happen next?
Will Justin Bieber hit puberty? Will Digit live? More importantly, will anyone even vote for him?
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