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« on: December 01, 2009, 05:18:14 pm »
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Egyptosaurus  Would you believe this? Yesterday, I was reading my local newspaper… and there was this odd article in it: Egyptian archaeologists find new dinosaur fossil
CAIRO – Yesterday, Egypt began the centre of international attention after a huge dinosaur skeleton had been discovered which is thought to be of the egyptosaurus species. In other words: although universities in Europe are cutting the budgets of their archaeology courses, archaeology is still booming business on the other side of the Mediterranean. Head Archaeologist Ali Akbar Baba disagreed with this assumption: “What do you mean, man? It’s a !@#$% desert out here. Why would anybody want to blow up stuff here?â€
Not minding the disagreement much, Akbar Baba was content to explain why this discovery was such an important one: “In biology literature, the egyptosaurus is known for his lethal aggression: it was a carnivore who considered humans his prey. Despite his four legs one could compare the animal to a spider: victims were covered in a substance obtained from the cotton plant before they were devoured. These dinosaurs were gluttons and consumed more humans than necessary. Many bodies have been found in an undamaged state within these giant, triangle-shaped feces which the egyptosauruses left behind everywhere they went. The feces petrify over the course of the years and appear so well protected against the ravages of time that many of these prehistoric turds still grace the landscape with their appearance.â€
The egyptosaurus presumably became extinct at the time of the First Tectonic War in which Laurasia and Gondwanaland were the combatants. In this conflict, the reptiles picked the side of the Laurasians. The Gondwanalanders responded by putting the egyptosauruses in concentration camps in which they have been massacred. Even the last egyptosaurus Amon Frank Ra – who had set up a hiding place for himself in Alexandria – was eventually executed.
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