Yeah, so I have this psychology class, and we were finally assigned a research project. So I was going to do mine on Charles Darwin. So I came up with an outline and showed it to my teacher.
Teacher: "You can't say that, it's illegal."
Possum: "WHAAAAAAAA?!!"
Teacher: "Yep, Utah State Legislature made it illegal in [insert date here] to discuss certain aspects of evolution in public school buildings."
Possum: "So you're telling me, that I learned more about evolution in elementary school, than I'm allowed in high school?"
Teacher: "Yep."
Possum: "And that almost everything about evolution that I know can't legally be discussed in a public school building?"
Teacher: "Yep."
Possum: "Where are we anyway, communist Russia?"
Teacher: "Yep, I'm sorry."
So I'm seriously considering talking about it anyway. That would result in me being sent to an administrator (I asked), and after that, I think I'd have the grounds for a civil suit. I bet the ACLU would help me out... at the same rate, my parents would have to file it-- they never would. And besides, I'm in communist Russia... there won't even be grounds for an appeal process, because of our stupid system here.