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Man rubs another man with spices then beats him...
« on: November 25, 2008, 07:55:14 pm »
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http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2008163804_snausage07.html


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FRESNO, Calif. — A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.

Lt. Ian Burrimond said a suspect was found in a nearby field and taken into custody. Deputies, he said, had no problem linking a suspect to the crime: "It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID."

Arrested was a 22-year-old Fresno resident.

The spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, were taken from the victims' kitchen.

He said money that had been taken was recovered, but the sausage was discarded and eaten by a dog. "That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said

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Re: Man rubs another man with spices then beats...
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2008, 07:59:51 pm »
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Holy !@#$% I'm laughing so hard.
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Quote from: Vash on March 05, 2011, 09:24:21 pm
!@#$% I lost my entire post, god dammit.
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2008, 08:02:01 pm »
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I wish I was that crazy.
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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2008, 08:02:45 pm »
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This is quite clearly caused by that Cooking Mama video game.
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2008, 08:29:28 pm »
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Quote from: 4Sword on November 25, 2008, 08:02:01 pm
I wish I was that crazy.
I wish you were that crazy too. I want someone to rub spices on my body and whack me with a sausage.
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Re: Man rubs another man with spices then beats...
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2008, 08:30:41 pm »
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Quote from: bertfallen on November 25, 2008, 08:02:45 pm
This is quite clearly caused by that Cooking Mama video game.
HAHAHA OH WOW
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2008, 08:48:58 pm »
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It all sounds very ... raunchy?
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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2008, 09:14:19 pm »
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DAD!? Fresno you say? I live near...hmm.
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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2008, 09:49:44 pm »
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Holy !@#$% Kenan and Kel?
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Re: Man rubs another man with spices then beats...
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2008, 12:09:09 am »
  • Colbydude was here.
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Reminds me of a dating sim I played once.
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