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Funny Fortunes!
« on: November 30, 2006, 12:24:33 am »
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We went to a Chinese restaurant to eat tonight. At the end, my package had two fortune cookies in it (first mistake!) and both fortunes had an ingenious misspelling in them. :D Here is what they said:

"There is no greater pleasure than seeing your lived ones prosper."

"There is no sorrow in the world that a hot both wouldn't help, just a little bit."

What do you guys think of fortune cookies? Aren't they ridiculous.
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Re: Funny Fortunes!
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2006, 01:07:11 am »
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The fortune cookies I get never make any sense XD.

They're still fun though. ;D
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Re: Funny Fortunes!
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2006, 01:11:27 am »
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Sorry, gotta post it:

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Re: Funny Fortunes!
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2006, 02:04:40 am »
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XD. After eating that you might wanna take a hot both!
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2006, 02:18:21 am »
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One time my brother ate a fortune cookie and choked on the fortune. When it came back up it said "A wise man will take bite instead of swallow whole."

Actually, that never happened. I'm just bored and I've resorted to making up stories...
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Re: Funny Fortunes!
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2006, 02:21:29 am »
Quote from: SilverShadowX on November 30, 2006, 02:18:21 am
One time my brother ate a fortune cookie and choked on the fortune. When it came back up it said "A wise man will take bite instead of swallow whole."

Actually, that never happened. I'm just bored and I've resorted to making up stories...
haha that got me

I always get
"Panda Express is glad to have brought you 20 years of yummy"
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2006, 02:57:35 am »
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My bro eats his fortune after reading it in hopes that devouring the paper will make it come true. :P No joke, for realness.
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Re: Funny Fortunes!
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2006, 03:40:41 am »
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My dad got the best one I've ever seen...

"Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"
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Re: Funny Fortunes!
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2006, 03:52:55 am »
Quote from: cpprograms on November 30, 2006, 03:40:41 am
My dad got the best one I've ever seen...

"Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"
you serious
you better help that cookie
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Re: Funny Fortunes!
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2006, 04:19:38 pm »
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yea? I got one for ya.  I opened up my cookie and there was NO fortune.
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Re: Funny Fortunes!
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2006, 04:30:52 pm »
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WOOW I always like forton cookies :P
they rule :P
Some times they are right sometime they ar enot :S
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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2006, 05:07:33 pm »
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This is a true story, I ate my fortune cookie, almost choked to death on it, then read the fortune it said;

'Better look next time'
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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2006, 06:40:51 pm »
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Never saw one, nor bothered to ask in my favorite chinese restaurant.
What does the cookie tastes like?
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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2006, 06:54:25 pm »
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Soggy cardboard.
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Re: Funny Fortunes!
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2006, 06:57:19 pm »
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I like the cookie...and so does Link >:(
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Re: Funny Fortunes!
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2006, 06:01:33 am »
Quote from: MasterGohan Zero on November 30, 2006, 04:19:38 pm
yea? I got one for ya.  I opened up my cookie and there was NO fortune.
thats never happend to me
Quote from: Kevin-1990 on November 30, 2006, 04:30:52 pm
WOOW I always like forton cookies :P
they rule :P
Some times they are right sometime they ar enot :S
Yeah they do rule
and they taste good right before fried rice and fried shrimp
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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2006, 06:05:25 am »
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i never had a fortune cookie ....
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Re: Funny Fortunes!
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2006, 06:06:29 am »
Quote from: Deku_stick on December 01, 2006, 06:05:25 am
i never had a fortune cookie ....
aww how sad..........
you should try one
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Re: Funny Fortunes!
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2006, 03:51:35 am »
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I've seen a lot of funny ones all due to bad translations. There are some here which are written in French and then very poorly translated to English (Babelfish style!). Next time I go to La Pearl Buffet I'll bring a couple back.
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