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Feedback / If any plans of running RoR are still in the works; hold off
« on: January 11, 2013, 06:00:21 am »
http://arstechnica.com/security/2013/01/extremely-crtical-ruby-on-rails-bug-threatens-more-than-200000-sites/

I know the original new site plans were heavy with Ruby on Rails to power it. How much of that has survived with the administration changes I'm not sure but this is mostly a warning to let the Ruby devs take care of business before rolling anything out

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Entertainment / Just bought a Wii U
« on: November 04, 2012, 01:28:32 am »
It was weird though cuz I looked at the cashier asking for a year subscription of XBOX Live to go with it and she gave me this funny look and I was like "uhhhh duh I want to play Killzone online" and she just thought I was weird I think its because I shaved my mustache I mean I was pretty depressed after Colorado didn't make it to the Pac-12 championship game this year and that was a pretty killer blow because Phillips didn't design the Wii U quite solid enough to play my games online but I thought ya know what if I bought it anyway it could be fun times I could play some Killzone bro-op and everything would be pretty cool but then I'd have to watch out for the Appriser of the end of days because he'd try to sell me a new pair of Levi jeans and I'd have to be like "i bought wranglers because phillip rivers told me to on that commercial" and that'd just be totally embarrassing because $200 jeans is a lot to spend but they're pretty sweet man and especially when you're MMA fighting its just one of those things ya know so I wanted to play The Legend of Zelda but XBOX Live couldn't take it and I'm just like "wtf" and then I went to go take my dog duckbeard on a walk but he pooped on the neighbors lawn and that was just a really disappointing time in my life

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Other Discussion / I bet you didn't know this about echidnas
« on: May 01, 2008, 02:18:40 am »
The echidnas have a four-headed penis, but only two of the heads are used during mating. The other two heads "shut down" and do not grow in size. The heads used are swapped each time the mammal has sex.

The more you know.

VISUAL AID

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...a DICK, to the point where he should be called the antagonist.

In French, Marche would mean "Walk," as in, "Walking over the hopes of his friends' hopes and dreams."

This name is essentially ironic at its core because Marche's brother, Doned, is crippled and in a wheelchair.

Marche is probably the greatest Final Fantasy villain ever created.

If anybody spams/trolls/moves this topic like the last one, heads will roll. You've been warned.

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Other Discussion / My girlfriend is allergic to peanuts
« on: April 11, 2008, 02:29:13 pm »
She can't even be around a peanutbutter sandwich or else she starts getting really sick. It sucks :\

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Other Discussion / Epic story could potentially be epic
« on: April 10, 2008, 03:30:03 pm »
So, there's a man crawling through the desert.

He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here.

He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out and he was getting thirsty. He thought maybe he knew the direction back, now that he'd paid attention to the sun and thought he'd figured out which way was north, so he decided to start walking. He figured he only had to go about 30 miles or so and he'd be back to the small town he'd gotten gas in last.

He thinks about walking at night to avoid the heat and sun, but based upon how dark it actually was the night before, and given that he has no flashlight, he's afraid that he'll break a leg or step on a rattlesnake. So, he puts on some sun block, puts the rest in his pocket for reapplication later, brings an umbrella he'd had in the back of the SUV with him to give him a little shade, pours the windshield wiper fluid into his water bottle in case he gets that desperate, brings his pocket knife in case he finds a cactus that looks like it might have water in it, and heads out in the direction he thinks is right.

He walks for the entire day. By the end of the day he's really thirsty. He's been sweating all day, and his lips are starting to crack. He's reapplied the sunblock twice, and tried to stay under the umbrella, but he still feels sunburned. The windshield wiper fluid sloshing in the bottle in his pocket is really getting tempting now. He knows that it's mainly water and some ethanol and coloring, but he also knows that they add some kind of poison to it to keep people from drinking it. He wonders what the poison is, and whether the poison would be worse than dying of thirst.

He pushes on, trying to get to that small town before dark.

By the end of the day he starts getting worried. He figures he's been walking at least 3 miles an hour, according to his watch for over 10 hours. That means that if his estimate was right that he should be close to the town. But he doesn't recognize any of this. He had to cross a dry creek bed a mile or two back, and he doesn't remember coming through it in the SUV. He figures that maybe he got his direction off just a little and that the dry creek bed was just off to one side of his path. He tells himself that he's close, and that after dark he'll start seeing the town lights over one of these hills, and that'll be all he needs.

As it gets dim enough that he starts stumbling over small rocks and things, he finds a spot and sits down to wait for full dark and the town lights.

Full dark comes before he knows it. He must have dozed off. He stands back up and turns all the way around. He sees nothing but stars.

He wakes up the next morning feeling absolutely lousy. His eyes are gummy and his mouth and nose feel like they're full of sand. He so thirsty that he can't even swallow. He barely got any sleep because it was so cold. He'd forgotten how cold it got at night in the desert and hadn't noticed it the night before because he'd been in his car.

He knows the Rule of Threes - three minutes without air, three days without water, three weeks without food - then you die. Some people can make it a little longer, in the best situations. But the desert heat and having to walk and sweat isn't the best situation to be without water. He figures, unless he finds water, this is his last day.

He rinses his mouth out with a little of the windshield wiper fluid. He waits a while after spitting that little bit out, to see if his mouth goes numb, or he feels dizzy or something. Has his mouth gone numb? Is it just in his mind? He's not sure. He'll go a little farther, and if he still doesn't find water, he'll try drinking some of the fluid.

Then he has to face his next, harder question - which way does he go from here? Does he keep walking the same way he was yesterday (assuming that he still knows which way that is), or does he try a new direction? He has no idea what to do.

Looking at the hills and dunes around him, he thinks he knows the direction he was heading before. Just going by a feeling, he points himself somewhat to the left of that, and starts walking.

As he walks, the day starts heating up. The desert, too cold just a couple of hours before, soon becomes an oven again. He sweats a little at first, and then stops. He starts getting worried at that - when you stop sweating he knows that means you're in trouble - usually right before heat stroke.

He decides that it's time to try the windshield wiper fluid. He can't wait any longer - if he passes out, he's dead. He stops in the shade of a large rock, takes the bottle out, opens it, and takes a mouthful. He slowly swallows it, making it last as long as he can. It feels so good in his dry and cracked throat that he doesn't even care about the nasty taste. He takes another mouthful, and makes it last too. Slowly, he drinks half the bottle. He figures that since he's drinking it, he might as well drink enough to make some difference and keep himself from passing out.

He's quit worrying about the denaturing of the wiper fluid. If it kills him, it kills him - if he didn't drink it, he'd die anyway. Besides, he's pretty sure that whatever substance they denature the fluid with is just designed to make you sick - their way of keeping winos from buying cheap wiper fluid for the ethanol content. He can handle throwing up, if it comes to that.

He walks. He walks in the hot, dry, windless desert. Sand, rocks, hills, dunes, the occasional scrawny cactus or dried bush. No sign of water. Sometimes he'll see a little movement to one side or the other, but whatever moved is usually gone before he can focus his eyes on it. Probably birds, lizards, or mice. Maybe snakes, though they usually move more at night. He's careful to stay away from the movements.

After a while, he begins to stagger. He's not sure if it's fatigue, heat stroke finally catching him, or maybe he was wrong and the denaturing of the wiper fluid was worse than he thought. He tries to steady himself, and keep going.

After more walking, he comes to a large stretch of sand. This is good! He knows he passed over a stretch of sand in the SUV - he remembers doing donuts in it. Or at least he thinks he remembers it - he's getting woozy enough and tired enough that he's not sure what he remembers any more or if he's hallucinating. But he thinks he remembers it. So he heads off into it, trying to get to the other side, hoping that it gets him closer to the town.

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It was in a psych class and we were all watching them do oral presentation in a circle (small class). Because of this I just started into the floor pretending to listen when i noticed the girl in front of me with a pen going up and down in her private area.

SHe was just sitting there watching the speaker with the pen going in and out of that area and then eventually rubbing.

It was so weird yet strangely erotic.

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Dammit, I'm never moving there.

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Other Discussion / So Futurama was right.
« on: April 05, 2008, 02:15:32 am »

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Other Discussion / Pokemon Comic (56K Warning)
« on: March 26, 2008, 01:42:45 am »
Hey guys. Everyone who has spam access has already seen this, but I got some requests to repost this in OT for everyone to see. This is a 32-image translation of a Pokemon comic. I honestly don't remember where I found it, I'd been saving it for a while. Without further ado, here goes.











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Other Discussion / Do you call it pop or soda?
« on: March 25, 2008, 02:30:12 pm »
Wait, don't answer that, if you live in the US I already know the answer.


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Other Discussion / Little kids are badass
« on: March 15, 2008, 01:26:36 am »
Quote
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

HEADSHOT

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Other Discussion / So, I hear it's National Pi Day?
« on: March 14, 2008, 03:05:36 pm »


Where do YOU fall on this scale? I fall under total DICK.

Also, spring break for the win.

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Other Discussion / So I used to have an ant farm...
« on: March 12, 2008, 01:18:37 am »
Yes, I had bought myself an ant farm - one of those gel ones, where you can see through the glass frame all the tiny tunnels that the little blighters make, and watch them waving their little anty antenna around, and doing whatever it is ants decide to do in edible blue gel.

I loved this ant farm. I populated it with a few black ants, and true to form they dug mini catacombs, and ran around, content in their own little ant eutopia. It was the ant equivilent of surburban bliss, with blue gel instead of picket fences. After a while, a few of these ants died fat, content deaths of old age. So, concerned that my sociable little ant friends might get lonely now there were so few of them left, I trotted off to find some new ants to add to the colony.

I was very careful to chose black ants, as everyone knows black ants and red ants hate each other.

Well, it turned out that there was some civil war going on in black ant land.

It was a massacre. Through the clear glass frame, I could do nothing but stand helplessly by as a vicious and bloody genocide swept through the blue gel tunnels. Limbs were removed, and left to clutter up the floor. Feuding ants formed katamari-like balls of rage, that rolled down the gentle inclines of their mini citadel. Corpses were piled in corners. One savage ant trooped onwards, the severed head of a foe still clamped in death onto his hind leg. It made the 300 look like a carebear movie.

In true Highlander form, in the end, there was only one. One battle weary ant, with a dead head still attached to his back leg. He lived out the rest of his days in catacombs full of ant corpses, and I didn't dare give him any more friends for fear of the terrible rage he might unleash on them.

When he finally died, I tried washing out all the dead ants from the tunnels with water, but they simply swirled around like a really horrific version of an ant massacre snow globe. I tried to introduce new ants, but as if sensing the death and destruction that had occured in the tunnels below, they huddled on the surface and refused to go inside.

I gave up on raising ants.

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to Princess Peach?

Hopefully, you all remember Mario Party 1 all those years ago. And hopefully you all remember those goddamned mini-games where you have to spin the stick really fast. So like everyone else, I used my palm for maximum rotation speed.

Now, at the time, my room was set up in such a way that if you walk in through the door, you see the back of my gaming chair and the TV behind that. So one day I'm wailing away on one of these mini-games when my Mom walks into the room, and sees my back, my arm in my lap and moving very rapidly, I'm grunting and groaning, and Princess Peach is on the screen.

So she says "what the hell are you doing" to which I panic and yell back "no, wait, I'm almost there, I gotta finish!" Then I realised that sounded even worse, and had to chase my mom downstairs to explain to her what was really going on.

I !@#$% hate Mario Party 1.

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XD My cat's like solid snake in human form

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Other Discussion / BREAKING NEWS: Woman jailed for testicle attack.
« on: March 07, 2008, 01:16:18 am »
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/mpapps/pagetools/print/news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.


WTF

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Entertainment / Sonic 3 Beta at 6 EST tonight
« on: February 23, 2008, 04:04:41 pm »
A few of them actually. I don't think I can link where to find them (ToS and all) but know that they're coming at 6.

Digg with info:
http://www.digg.com/gaming_news/Mindblowing_Gamer_to_release_100_s_of_SEGA_prototypes

Video of 0408 (April 8th Build):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoB3v139wUQ&NR=1

Video of 0517 (May 17th Build):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuqvPuj3wrE&feature=related

These betas are courtesy of DRX, who spent an unspecified 5 digit figure to purchase these. Basically, SEGA outsources their debugging, and good old DRX bought one of the old discs SEGA sent to the debugging firm from 1994-1995. The reason for the wait on the betas is the roms have to be built first. The disc has data for the eight chips on the Genesis carts per rom, but none of the actual playable roms.

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Other Discussion / Has anyone here played MGS in Spanish?
« on: February 22, 2008, 03:27:09 am »
Does Snake go ¡ ?

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Entertainment / You know, SMB2 is probably the best game in the series.
« on: February 19, 2008, 04:48:24 pm »
Though you could make a case for Banana Blitz

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