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Other Discussion / ITT We post pictures...
« on: February 12, 2008, 09:51:15 pm »
...of things that scare you.
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Other Discussion / Last week, my friends convinced me to get a Snickers bar tattooed above my ass.
« on: January 05, 2008, 04:30:47 pm »
Above the hole, actually. My left cheek says, "Hungry?" and the right says, "Why wait?"
God, I hope I never go to prison.
God, I hope I never go to prison.
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Other Discussion / IM a random girl with "You'd so hot if you lost some weight"
« on: December 21, 2007, 02:41:29 am »
BuffaloBurgers2724: You'd so hot if you lost some weight
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Other Discussion / God damn it, Gamestop wouldn't sell me a copy of Brawl >:(
« on: December 04, 2007, 02:12:40 am »
So, today is December 3rd, which is the day that Super Smash Bros. Brawl comes out (I know because Reggie said so). I pre-ordered a copy months in advance, so I drove to the mall and burst into Gamestop. After pushing several children standing in line out of the way, I went up to the counter and said to the girl behind it, "Hey, I'm here to pick up my copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl."
Then the girl said to me "I can't give that to you."
Naturally, I was filled with rage. "What do you mean you can't give it to me? I pre-ordered it, and it's out today!"
"But it's been delayed until Feb-"
"DON'T GIVE ME ANY EXCUSES! There's always an excuse with you game store people. Delayed? That's what you said about Duke Nukem Forever! Now where's my copy of SSBB?"
Nervously, the girl cried "Todd, could you come here please?" A man walked up to the counter. Judging by his nametag, I assumed he was this Todd.
"Are you bothering this girl, sir?"
"Yes. Yes I am. But she won't give me my copy of SSBB!"
"Sir, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave."
"And if I don't?"
"Then we'll sic a Utahraptor on you." Todd then pressed a button, and a Utahraptor came down from the ceiling, hungry for my blood.
I knew I couldn't run forever, but that's when I remembered that I always keep a few ninja shurikens with me in case a giraffe escapes from the zoo. I threw one shuriken at the Utahraptor. It seemed wounded, but I threw another one to finish it off. Even when near death, a dinosaur is a most heinous threat. I then saved my last shuriken for this Todd character. I hurled the throwing star at him, but it simply bounced off and hit the girl, revealing her bare circuitry. She then said in a monotonous voice:
"This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. If the problem persists, please contact the program vendor. Thank you for using the Robotic Game-Ignorant Girl 9000. The RGIG9K is the finest of all mechanical female game store clerks with no knowledge of games whatsoever. Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can. This message will now repeat. This program has performed..."
I then looked back at Todd.
"But my ninja shurikens can hurt anything except...wait a minute! You're not Todd! You're not Todd at all! You're not even remotely Toddish! You're..."
"THAT'S RIGHT, MATEY!" cried Todd as he removed his prosthetic body parts, showing his eyepatch, hook, and peg leg. "I BE CAPTAIN SAMUEL TODDBEARD, THE MOST FEARED PIRATE IN ALL OF THIS MALL, YARR!"
I tried to struggle, but it was in vain. In mere moments, Capt. Toddbeard had me tied up.
"Now, m'lad, in a short while I'll be feeding ye to the sharks!"
"But...this is a mall." I said.
"I mean the floor sharks!"
"GASP!" I gasped. "NOT THE FLOOR SHARKS! THEY'RE THE MOST DANGEROUS OF THEM ALL!"
Suddenly, a well-dressed businessman came in.
"Hello. I represent a renowned department store chain. We express interest in purchasing this franchise."
"Hold on just a wee second," the pirate said to me. He then turned towards the businessman. "Now, who ye be representin'?"
"I represent S-Mart." said the man.
"S-Mart? I've not been he-YARR!" he cried in intense pain. The well-dressed businessman revealed the chainsaw he had for a right hand.
"All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. You see this? This...is MY BOOMSTICK!"
Bruce Campbell then engaged in an epic battle against the pirate. I was watching the grand spectacle, but then I realized something. There was no popcorn. But where could I get some? Then it hit me.
"Thank you for using the Robotic Game-Ignorant Girl 9000. The RGIG9K is the finest of all..."
I inched towards the robotic clerk and managed to free one of my arms.
"IT BE HOPELESS, YA BIG-CHINNED SCALAWAG!" boasted Capt. Toddbeard to Bruce Campbell. "I be the one who have the upper...eh? Why be I feelin'...so weak? And what smells like blue?"
Then, I explained what was happening using bad science that is typically only found in a Silver Age Superman comic. "By rewiring the Robotic Game-Ignorant Girl 9000, I've managed to release a magnetic pulse that has shifted your equilibrium to a balance that you've grown unaccustomed to, due to that you've spent years without a left eye, left hand, or left leg! Also, I made popcorn."
"Also," said Bruce Campbell smugly, "the magnetic pulse amplifies the power of my boomstick!" There was one blast, and the pirate was no more.
"Thanks for saving me, Bruce Campbell!" I said as he untied me.
"No problem. But I have to ask...why were you in here?"
"I was trying to pick up a copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl."
"...It's been delayed until February 10th."
"Oh."
Then I drove back home, and here I am.
Then the girl said to me "I can't give that to you."
Naturally, I was filled with rage. "What do you mean you can't give it to me? I pre-ordered it, and it's out today!"
"But it's been delayed until Feb-"
"DON'T GIVE ME ANY EXCUSES! There's always an excuse with you game store people. Delayed? That's what you said about Duke Nukem Forever! Now where's my copy of SSBB?"
Nervously, the girl cried "Todd, could you come here please?" A man walked up to the counter. Judging by his nametag, I assumed he was this Todd.
"Are you bothering this girl, sir?"
"Yes. Yes I am. But she won't give me my copy of SSBB!"
"Sir, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave."
"And if I don't?"
"Then we'll sic a Utahraptor on you." Todd then pressed a button, and a Utahraptor came down from the ceiling, hungry for my blood.
I knew I couldn't run forever, but that's when I remembered that I always keep a few ninja shurikens with me in case a giraffe escapes from the zoo. I threw one shuriken at the Utahraptor. It seemed wounded, but I threw another one to finish it off. Even when near death, a dinosaur is a most heinous threat. I then saved my last shuriken for this Todd character. I hurled the throwing star at him, but it simply bounced off and hit the girl, revealing her bare circuitry. She then said in a monotonous voice:
"This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. If the problem persists, please contact the program vendor. Thank you for using the Robotic Game-Ignorant Girl 9000. The RGIG9K is the finest of all mechanical female game store clerks with no knowledge of games whatsoever. Aperture Science: We do what we must because we can. This message will now repeat. This program has performed..."
I then looked back at Todd.
"But my ninja shurikens can hurt anything except...wait a minute! You're not Todd! You're not Todd at all! You're not even remotely Toddish! You're..."
"THAT'S RIGHT, MATEY!" cried Todd as he removed his prosthetic body parts, showing his eyepatch, hook, and peg leg. "I BE CAPTAIN SAMUEL TODDBEARD, THE MOST FEARED PIRATE IN ALL OF THIS MALL, YARR!"
I tried to struggle, but it was in vain. In mere moments, Capt. Toddbeard had me tied up.
"Now, m'lad, in a short while I'll be feeding ye to the sharks!"
"But...this is a mall." I said.
"I mean the floor sharks!"
"GASP!" I gasped. "NOT THE FLOOR SHARKS! THEY'RE THE MOST DANGEROUS OF THEM ALL!"
Suddenly, a well-dressed businessman came in.
"Hello. I represent a renowned department store chain. We express interest in purchasing this franchise."
"Hold on just a wee second," the pirate said to me. He then turned towards the businessman. "Now, who ye be representin'?"
"I represent S-Mart." said the man.
"S-Mart? I've not been he-YARR!" he cried in intense pain. The well-dressed businessman revealed the chainsaw he had for a right hand.
"All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. You see this? This...is MY BOOMSTICK!"
Bruce Campbell then engaged in an epic battle against the pirate. I was watching the grand spectacle, but then I realized something. There was no popcorn. But where could I get some? Then it hit me.
"Thank you for using the Robotic Game-Ignorant Girl 9000. The RGIG9K is the finest of all..."
I inched towards the robotic clerk and managed to free one of my arms.
"IT BE HOPELESS, YA BIG-CHINNED SCALAWAG!" boasted Capt. Toddbeard to Bruce Campbell. "I be the one who have the upper...eh? Why be I feelin'...so weak? And what smells like blue?"
Then, I explained what was happening using bad science that is typically only found in a Silver Age Superman comic. "By rewiring the Robotic Game-Ignorant Girl 9000, I've managed to release a magnetic pulse that has shifted your equilibrium to a balance that you've grown unaccustomed to, due to that you've spent years without a left eye, left hand, or left leg! Also, I made popcorn."
"Also," said Bruce Campbell smugly, "the magnetic pulse amplifies the power of my boomstick!" There was one blast, and the pirate was no more.
"Thanks for saving me, Bruce Campbell!" I said as he untied me.
"No problem. But I have to ask...why were you in here?"
"I was trying to pick up a copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl."
"...It's been delayed until February 10th."
"Oh."
Then I drove back home, and here I am.
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Feedback / wtf the graphics are changing
« on: November 29, 2007, 01:15:40 am »
Is ZFGC going next-gen? Will I have to shell out 599 USD?
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Other Discussion / I'm glad to see that Lego's vision of a facist police state continues.
« on: November 18, 2007, 02:40:20 am »
Seriously. Ever single year, there's at least 5 new police sets which includes a Police Station. There's a constant array of police forces within the Lego World, from surveillance trucks, to police stations, to squadrons of police cars and ATVs.
Then this:
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8261/legoplanenl1.png
That's right, a police plane. What in the hell would you need a police plane for? Catching air pirates?
Ah, Lego.
Then this:
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/8261/legoplanenl1.png
That's right, a police plane. What in the hell would you need a police plane for? Catching air pirates?
Ah, Lego.
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Entertainment / I'm thinking about buying Guitar Hero III, but I have a question...
« on: October 22, 2007, 01:55:21 am »
What kind of guitar do I need to play it? I have access to several Acoustic guitars but I don't understand how they'll be able to connect to the system. Do I need to get my hands on an electric guitar to play it?
Thanks in advance.
Thanks in advance.
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Feedback / Avatars are horribly broken
« on: October 16, 2007, 12:22:17 am »
They're not being rescaled, so my hugeass Colorado logo is stretching my posts to like 10x their normal size. Kirby, fix it fatty D:
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Other Discussion / I think I just found the nerdiest Halloween costume ever
« on: October 13, 2007, 04:01:41 pm »35
Entertainment / iCarly?
« on: October 11, 2007, 01:55:57 am »
Apple makes women now?
Will nobody stop their monopoly?
But really, why does this show suck so much?
Will nobody stop their monopoly?
But really, why does this show suck so much?
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Other Discussion / Are you right brained or left brained?
« on: October 08, 2007, 12:54:26 am »
This is odd as hell.
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22492511-5005375,00.html
My brother can only see it going clockwise no matter what, yet I can see it go both directions at will. Some of my friends can only see it go counter-clockwise.
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22492511-5005375,00.html
My brother can only see it going clockwise no matter what, yet I can see it go both directions at will. Some of my friends can only see it go counter-clockwise.
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Other Discussion / Live action Dragon Ball movie?
« on: October 04, 2007, 12:15:44 pm »
http://www.chud.com/index.php?type=news&id=12002
Wasn't it supposed to be based off of Z? And Goku's an 18 year old loser martial artist? What exactly's going on here?
Wasn't it supposed to be based off of Z? And Goku's an 18 year old loser martial artist? What exactly's going on here?
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Other Discussion / It's amazing how Photoshop can improve a girl's looks so much
« on: October 04, 2007, 01:53:28 am »
For example, take these two average looking girls.
http://i21.tinypic.com/141o8b6.jpg
And after applying a few filters in Photoshop...
http://i23.tinypic.com/ftfrt0.jpg
http://i21.tinypic.com/141o8b6.jpg
And after applying a few filters in Photoshop...
http://i23.tinypic.com/ftfrt0.jpg
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Other Discussion / who do u think will win teh big xii/
« on: October 02, 2007, 01:37:34 am »
personally i think it'll be colorado or mizzou. oklahoma and texas are overrated this year and nebraska doesnt have a prayer.
also, are there rules against using caps on these forums like on the chat? i dont want to get banned again
also, are there rules against using caps on these forums like on the chat? i dont want to get banned again
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