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BuffaloBurgers

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So did I ever tell you guys about the time my Mo...
« on: March 09, 2008, 02:40:21 am »
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Hopefully, you all remember Mario Party 1 all those years ago. And hopefully you all remember those goddamned mini-games where you have to spin the stick really fast. So like everyone else, I used my palm for maximum rotation speed.

Now, at the time, my room was set up in such a way that if you walk in through the door, you see the back of my gaming chair and the TV behind that. So one day I'm wailing away on one of these mini-games when my Mom walks into the room, and sees my back, my arm in my lap and moving very rapidly, I'm grunting and groaning, and Princess Peach is on the screen.

So she says "what the hell are you doing" to which I panic and yell back "no, wait, I'm almost there, I gotta finish!" Then I realised that sounded even worse, and had to chase my mom downstairs to explain to her what was really going on.

I !@#$% hate Mario Party 1.
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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2008, 02:45:08 am »
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Ha ha. That's an awesome story. Did she believe you when you explained it to her?
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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2008, 02:48:00 am »
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Yeah, fortunately enough.
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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2008, 02:50:17 am »
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I remember trying to wind up the Mecha Fly-Guy in that game. I burned the hell out of my palm doing that.
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2008, 02:53:17 am »
Oh dear god thats hilarious
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2008, 03:01:04 am »
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Heh, I can see that being embarrassing. At least you weren't really fapping.

Yeah, my parents caught me, and you know what? I still do it. It's good for the prostate.
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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2008, 03:03:56 am »
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Quote from: Sharon on March 09, 2008, 02:50:17 am
I remember trying to wind up the Mecha Fly-Guy in that game. I burned the hell out of my palm doing that.
I COULD NEVER DO THAT. I hated how everything in Mario party 1 involved ruining the N64 controller severely lol
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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2008, 03:07:37 am »
I don't understand why parents are ashamed, almost every kid does it at least once
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« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2008, 03:11:25 am »
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Quote from: -Ali- on March 09, 2008, 03:07:37 am
I don't understand why parents are ashamed, almost every kid does it at least once

Because they don't want their little Coley to grow up. (Yeah, my parents called me that. I think that's why I go by my middle name. <.<)
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Go now, run and hide (seek more than vengeance)
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outside when the planets are falling (for the rest of time)
They want to feel and know you hear them (Go now, run and hide)
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Quote from: BuffaloBurgers on March 09, 2008, 02:40:21 am
to Princess Peach?

Hopefully, you all remember Mario Party 1 all those years ago. And hopefully you all remember those goddamned mini-games where you have to spin the stick really fast. So like everyone else, I used my palm for maximum rotation speed.

Now, at the time, my room was set up in such a way that if you walk in through the door, you see the back of my gaming chair and the TV behind that. So one day I'm wailing away on one of these mini-games when my Mom walks into the room, and sees my back, my arm in my lap and moving very rapidly, I'm grunting and groaning, and Princess Peach is on the screen.

So she says "what the hell are you doing" to which I panic and yell back "no, wait, I'm almost there, I gotta finish!" Then I realised that sounded even worse, and had to chase my mom downstairs to explain to her what was really going on.

I !@#$% hate Mario Party 1.

XFD, good topic.

It's too bad you told your mom the truth.
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