Irish Pirate-Robot Vampire Fat Chick From Wales!
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Character Biography
The result of every part being constructed in different locations, this robot isn't quite sure what she is. The obesity was not a design flaw, interestingly enough, the designer just had a 'chubby chaser' thing going on (It is suspected Bill Clinton is the designer). The parts to build her were assembled in wales. Where the cigar came from, nobody knows.
She was, eventually, purchased by a particularly ugly pirate, who used her for various jobs (the memory files are corrupt and sticky, so the exact details are thankfully unknown). This pirate, along with all of his 'mateys', perished when he had the bright idea to raid a city. This is the modern age, and they were armed with cutlasses. They didn't get very far, to say the least. For unknown reasons, this robot was recording the massacre and now has the video looping as her screensaver. Also, interestingly enough, it was not during this time she got the wooden 'leg', that part was just put together in Mexico on a considerably low budget.
Where the vampire part of her title comes from is unknown.
FAQ
So...why should you vote for this robot...thing?
Because she will lead you to a future filled with new technology. The scientists will finally begin working on the tube technology! Also, better technology means better video games, just look at the wonders of video games that are out now, clearly they are so much better than the older video games.
Is she really an evil robot bent on global domination?
Nope. Definately not. Never. Not in a million years. No way. Nope.
Are you lying?
Possibly, this is politics, why would it matter? You're all screwed regardless of who you vote for.
Art:
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Signatures:
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Misc Info:
Irish Pirate-Robot Vampire Fat Chick From Wales makes the following promises:
Tube Technology in the next 1000 years.
Cybernetic Implants for all newly born meatbags by 2050
Superpowers for all.
An end to world hunger.
An end to suffering.
Global Assimilation into the robot mainframe by 2075.
Free Puppies for all!
Burning screaming death upon her enemies.
Free kittens for all!